Quarreled with her husband ... Routed in Borsch Viagra ... Oh, how he ran after me, as I apologized ...
-Well say, if I went to the nine, and not on Mercedes and suggested that you let down, would you take me to the car ???
-And if I stood in a futike, and not in the mink coat, would you stop?
Men! Never say a woman: "Who are you still needed?"
She will very soon prove to you the opposite and believe it will be the last thing she will do for you.
Do not be afraid of smart women ... when love comes - the brains are turned off ...
Wife writing a Husband SMS:
- Dear, you're better than everyone!
The husband writes in response:
- Ruff or compare?
The best end of the dispute with a woman - pretend to be dead
Dear, we decided to gather with girls here, drink ... I will call ... Do not take the phone ... do not jump ...
Little to be a husband and wife ... We still need to become friends and lovers ... To then not look for them on the side ...
I was not in my childhood studied to walk and talk, so that coming out to marry sit and praise!
Look at the life of the fun: Step on the rake, enjoy the fireworks ...
In trolleybus:
- Granny! Sorry, I will get to the central market?
- Not!
The passenger comes out.
Granny, grinding and sitting on his place:
- And I will do ...
To offend a woman, a lot of mind is not necessary, the mind is needed ... so as not to offend!
Wife says to her husband:
- Go to the store and buy eggs for breakfast.
Husband laziness from the TV to tear off, joking:
- Yes, I have two eggs, enough?
Wife, too, joking:
- And what can they eat them?
It:
- It is impossible, and you can lick.
She is:
- Well, that's good! In the morning polish yourself for breakfast!
If you are worn on your hands all the time, squeeze with flowers and give
Diamonds - wake up, and then you are late to work!
The brighter bridges are burning behind the back, the little your future ...
The most difficult to get a job for women! Everyone needs 18-year-old girls with 30 years of experience, with two formations and adult children ....
After the fifth wine gland, I understood: he is waiting for my call!
When I retire, I will not do absolutely.
The first few months will just sit in a rocking chair.
- And then?
- and then start swaying
Made good - go away to a safe distance. To the shock wave of gratitude not hooked.
Wife: Let's buy a car, I will led to led, I see the light! - Mug: That or this one ???
Family wife Home !!! And if the husband thinks that it is everything he solves, then it is also smart!
