No, the role of the housekeeper cat, of course, will not be performed. But he will quickly teach you some new focuss. You will not have time and look back, how perfectly mastered the following techniques ...
Do not leave dirty dishes on the table
Probably, it is not necessary to explain what threatens the digression from this rule - coming out of the kitchen for a second, on return you will find that your plate is now not completely yours. Particularly talented talette teachers will learn not to leave the dishes and in the sink - if you wish, it is also difficult to climb there.
Walking around the apartment slowly, carefully looking at my feet
Otherwise, you risk falling when I try to avoid a collision with it is unknown where to join and incomprehensibly where the little similarity of a race horse is rushing. The diligent disciples are waiting for a reward - soon you will get used to not hurry and watch where they step, not only at home, but also on the street. And in our latitudes with their codbins, it is a vital skill.
Overcome natural greed
And finally, it is simply working for a vacuum cleaner that the vacuum cleaner is simply working. If your cat has already appeared, but you still do not understand what it is about it, it means that too little time has passed since your dating with her. Wait a month or two and re-read this item again, blowing the wool's omnipably wool from the keyboard, mice and monitor.
Wipe dust even in those places where no one sees it
Because now in your house, someone's responsible appeared in your house, who will be in all these places - and on a wardrobe, and on the kitchen penalty, and on (and for) the refrigerator - to regularly visit revisions. And if there is dust there, it will be brought to you on a mustache, ears and paws. With a happy tracking of circumstances - right to bed will be delivered, or to the table, here someone as lucky.
Learn not only listen to alarm clock in the mornings, but also to get up by his signal
And who will persist and will not want to rise, the ear will purring loudly over the ear, touch the paw face and tickle his nose. Also, hypnosis methods can also be used - prepare for the fact that you will be taped at close range. Well, and completely hopeless will scatter from under the blanket. Because I want to eat very much! And tell me thanks that you do not have a dog - with that at all, it would have to turn to the street, and so you only need to get to the kitchen.
Save electricity
Such an energy-intensive device, like an iron, you will now be used very rationally. No sudden breaks for telephone conversations and other "moved to a minute"! Throw the included iron unattended if the cat is in the house, especially the kitten is unacceptable. No kidding.
There is in the kitchen at the table, and not in the bedroom on the bed in front of the TV
There are no longer allowed on the table, and you can walk on the bed. So, the nose in the plates placed there can be poked, and knocking the piece anyway, and it is plaintively meowing under the door, if you put out, and so ten times in a row, despite everything "it is impossible." In general, dear home - march to the kitchen!
Do not leave anywhere on all kinds of paper
And also all sorts of small items. And large too. And freshly bedding. And rustling bags ... Word, cleanliness should be everywhere and order! What, in fact, was required to prove.
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