Asked me to help with repair. More precisely, drill in the wall with a dozen holes for kitchen heads of all sorts. Yes, because at the moment I have a miracle of bourgeois engineering thought - Professional BOSSH perforator
(This is such a big drill which is not enough that turns the drill so also kogotitim). I am a hole in the walls in the walls of reinforced concrete, how through the oil drilled when the computer network spent. I tried, fed me. Thug treated home. I looked at me so, I felt the great strength. - Show - I say - where to drill! Made to the wall, showed where and what. I adjusted the device. Included, he was detained and in a second he drove completely drill into the wall ... took it out ... I thought that the drill was long (about 20 cm stood, I forgot to change it, I just thought ... I asked the mistress how many walls they had a thick ... clarified that the wall ... "Neighbors" answered ... I need to check it - I thought. Bunked into the hole and looked into it. And there really neighbors! A gentle brown eye, slightly patched construction dust, has already looked in the hole from the other side ... - Will not smoke? - I rang out a deaf voice from behind the wall ... - I could easily - I replied ... - Well, let's go, I will smoke something - I offered me a mysterious stranger from behind the wall ... I went to the staircase, smoked (although I do not smoke, but I had to). How did the neighbor turned out Dinted in the kitchen when he heard the sound, resembling an open door day in a dwarte for Dyatlov. Then a crash rang out, the wall closet shuddered and everything was calming. Standing towards the naked 100 grams, the neighbor opened the door of the cabinet ... Under the feet, he fell with a quiet rustle. Interested in such behavior since childhood a familiar food product, a neighbor took an investigation.
It almost immediately turned out that a plastic bottle with oil and a briquette with a cook salt was engaged in a plastic bottle, and an adultering hole was discovered on the back wall of the locker. With the thrill of the discoverer, the neighbor took a locker from the wall ... He didn't surprise a neat hole on the wall at the wall ... He was very surprised when a crack appeared around the hole and quickly increasing the full-fledged piece of cement meter on the meter. Gone to the first wish to keep !!! Hands darted against the wall ... let the wall-mounted cabinet instantly ended up at the foot of the neighbor, said the quirka and collapsed. Embittered with such a living beam below the belt, the neighbor returned the falling piece into the place with a powerful movement ... more precisely, he returned two pieces to the place remotely resembling hand in shape.
And most of the part continued to fall! The flight ended on the kitchen table, the stove was also tested. Part of the fragments of the villagers in a saucepan with a booster, the other was just picturesquely dissipated in the kitchen. At the sight of all this, the neighbor in the literal sense kicked his hands ... Flying of small pieces, which were pressed to the wall, turned out to be less impressive, but no less effective ... So the broken decanter and dish brought the bill to defeat. In the hole, a neighbor looked at a mixed feeling ... Therefore, he persistently suffered when he from there was a cloud of dust with an alcohol flavor and was not surprised to meet with me.
Well, then you know and so calm turned out to be a man. (I don't know how I reacted to this) Tomorrow I'm going to him to eliminate the consequences of the cataclysm. And he asked several holes for shelves to drill him
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