My acquaintance with the harnesses began in the distant 90s. I had a cottage to my parents built from two incomprehensible to me still carriages. Any cataphots were present, but the size was at least strange.
So one day under the trim, where garden tools were kept, walked. My father just liked it: every time, having snatched from a vigilant focus of the swarm of a rake): What, have fun!?
However, the mother and his sister didn't smile. For all explanations of Bati, her mother looked at him as Indira Gandhi on Shura Balaganova.
In short, the neighbor had a gas mask. Not with a hose. With washer. Katya I was imposed on clay in the bucket. Gave an old cloak from the leatherette. Shoot me scarves - neck and wrists. It was decided to smear the gap, from where the hornets fly from. Batya got up a little away on duty. With a broom.
In general - and I was 10 years old - I felt like an astronaut. But not long. When you try to climb the main horses line, they are offended. Climbed under scarves and scarves. Powerful creatures.
By the way, the garbage that a person dies from the three bites of Sherces - I got no less than 30. In the wrist and neck, they know, reptiles, where to bite.
With screams, I ran to Bat. For me and swarm flew. I am to Bath, and he is with a broom of me. And here there is also a crowd from the country's bus and watches, as a man with a broom runs from dwarf in a raincoat from the leatherette and gas mask. By the way, these were the 90s and Western Belarus. And the excitement around Chernobyl was in the air itself.
Not everyone understood that and how, but I got rid of the harnesses. They spread the crowd. True, in the end, I lost consciousness. Long then in the city different rumors went.
Then I grew up, my father died. And now I perform the functions of adults. Built house. Wife, baby. And in our foundation again, these bastards started. I read in the internet: dichlofos. But suck, comrades, dichlorophos only excites them.
I remembered, again, a story from childhood.
Once the cockroaches lived in Soviet homes - they had something to devour. And it was a problem! So far there were no parents at home, I built a damper from the cardboard, I put a solid piece of sulfur on the iron plate on the iron plate. Turned on the fan. The air flow sulfur did not extinguish, Bo was a cardboard damper. Himself hustled in his room, the lower space between the door and the floor shook the blanket. I sit and think something forgot. Rat! I have a rat for a free settlement! I look - someone pulls away from the side of the blanket. Opened - the twisted rat is broken and the head is crashed into the leg of the piano. Poor.
Then the call rang. The phone was in my room. It turned out that all my neighbors are already on the staircase. To breathe with nothing. I scored the air into the lungs, opened the door - and it became nothing to breathe on the staircase.
He died all: flowers, cockroaches, provittshots in flower pots. Everything! Oh, for a long time I remembered it.
So - Shershni started in my foundation. Paul I have on lags. In the foundation - holes. Vaporudav noticed that these creatures flew into the fanta holes of the foundation. In the underground. Without the causth, I fused and plucked these holes. And rejoiced.
And in the toilet floor then I was not a dodel. There was a message with the trigger. And the wife went to the toilet. I do not know what miraculously none of the hundreds of these creatures never bites it. But the adrenaline she received.
It was decided to fight the old method. Burning sulfur - pump in the underground. Horshi scattered. But it can be seen from them there lived her some kind of queen "Merkel", which died. And they no longer returned.
Davic, I sit with the child in the gazebo and this buzzing creature appears.
It can be seen that something looks out in in the attic of my arbor. And long. It came to me - Scout. Looking for a place where Merkel is populated. And my child and I played badminton. I took the racket and how I fumbled. What do you think? He flew off from the racket and stumbled me in the shoulder. Set I lost, but the match won. I managed to press the rocket to the grass. Son has been said:
- See Svyatoslav, it is a big striped fly. These creatures need to be killed. And crushed the sneaker.
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