Instructions for use, various manuals for use, and even more so labels on clothes are more often ignored. And in vain - sometimes the original pearls come across in them! Let's look at the best creativity among foreign manufacturers.
Cleaning agent for toilet: "Surely you read it, because you didn't take the phone to the toilet"
"This T-shirt was tested on animals. They did not fit
"Wash in cold water. Do not dry in a washing machine. Do not stroke the print. Do not beat Panda"
"The product can be erased and men, women"
In addition to the recommendations on washing, life tips are attached: "Hide the lawyer, remove from Facebook, go to the simulator." In addition, "made of 100% unicorn fluff"
Dog shampoo: "Before bathing, close all the inputs and outputs (your animal can be smarter and more advantageous during swimming)"
Who needs complicated care guidelines: "Consider this if it is polluted"
Hand towel in public toilet: to hell, wipe about yourself
Mark on the instructions for assembling furniture: "Eat chips (not necessarily, but we recommend)"
Instructions for wands. Everything is simple: "Good luck!"
How to wear underwear right
T-shirt: "For a better result: Wash in cold water, a delicate spin, not stroking the print. For the worst result: Tie to the car and drag on the mud. Drain on the roof of the car."
Marking in instructions for assembling furniture: "And now you can drink a little"
Honest instructions for tablets: "If you have overweight, thin"
The hanger is not swallowed!
Male Shampoo: "Tips for use: Men are not needed tips"
"Always keep a soft spot clean"
Without troubles: Just throw this unnecessary detail.
"Lightning can pinch you a penis. Careful!"
"Caution - hot! Avoid spilling on the pants"
Soul Gel: "If you suddenly do not know how to use it, invite you to the shower of who you like, and he / she will demonstrate you
Map instructions - endless recursive cycle
"It is forbidden to trust the installation of persons in the state of alcohol intoxication and pregnant women. It is forbidden to eat antenna. It is forbidden to throw an antenna in the spouse / spouse"
Without these ingenious instructions, we would not cope
"Give your mom. She knows what to do with it."
"100% christmas: calm down. Relax. Eat, Pey, have fun. Do not sit on a diet. Smile"
Instructions for iPod Shuffle: "Don't Eat iPod Shuffle"
Underwear: "Do not come out without them from the house. Watch for hygiene. Wash after socks"
Care recommendations: "1. Dance more often 2. Love the loved ones 3. Brush your teeth 4. More Smile 5. Do less worry 6. Be as if water"
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