I live in Germany. Once he drove on the autobahn and got into a traffic jam. The movement of tyr-pyre stop. A colorful motorcyclist was driving on me. Form of khaki, a motorcycle from the movie about the fascists, helmet like fascists.
I must say that it is fashionable here to go, well, but if the participant is similar to the participant - it is just a chic. In general, he was given to me. After some time I stopped on a special parking lot for rest, legs to smoke. And then damn the motorcyclist brought. He got up near me (on his trouble). I as much as possible said - "If you follow the Eastern Front, then a little late. Russians took Berlin,
Hitler poisoned. Passed the Nuremberg process. In general, full ass. And most importantly - we are already here. "
People on the playground cried from laughter. And the poor fellow, flashed with her eyes, with the speed of the bullet left away.
School holiday. Full assembly hall, speech, performing amateur, honorary guests - everything is like everyone else. Nuance: Among the honorary guests are three Germans with a translator, as the school with an in-depth study of German.
On the stage, meanwhile, consistently replace:
1) a story about patriotic education at school - on the stage behind the scene show an interview with veterans, as they beat the Germans;
2) the song performed by the children's choir about the fight, who walked through the war and on the way the German fascist invaders exterminated;
3) a story about the first director who, together with the release of 1941, went to the front to beat the Germans and did not return, on the screen - front newsreel;
4) A very talented high school student with the song "Darkzhanka", on the screen - frames from "one old men go to battle."
After all this, the Germans are released on the scene, so that they say something good to school. One of the guests is the first to grab the microphone and extremely hastily reports (in my opinion, not even knowing German understood it before the translation):
- You know, these two are the Germans. And me please keep in mind, not German, I am Austrian!
Germany, Leipzig, Carstadt Department Store, I sit in the toilet, someone breaks into my cabin, although it is closed, I scream in Russian "Busy!".
Silence on that side of seconds 2-3 and the answer in pure Russian: "Oh sorry."
But this is not all, a replica from the neighboring cabin in the same Russian: "It is necessary ...".
Our everywhere;)
I am a German, but I am quite safely knowing Russian. The familiar German calls and asks:
- "Greet I have a question for you, what does the word dislike?"
- "Well, that means the very good, the best or type of it."
- "Strange, I asked the Russians, they said that the word unmatched means about @ Yen @ Yi."
Berlin. There is a crowd of pedestrians in the city center at the crossroad, it is waiting for green, and it does not turn on, broke ...
And, interestingly, the cars are also red ...
Here are standing and waiting - the Germans are law-abiding people. Suddenly a man in pure Russian: "Yes, you go to the ass" and went. On red. Immediately the whole crowd moved after him.
He switched across the road, looked at everyone, flattened and stated: "Yes, bl @@ b, it's hard for you without a refuera!"
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