Kubukeka kuhlanya, kepha akuhlanganisi ipotimende lakho! 
Eshibhile kunakho
Akudideki - kwaqhubeka ukugibela
Yeqa usuku lwemilenze awukwazi, futhi ukuntuleka kwemali yezemidlalo ngeke kugingqiwe!
Lapho izinwele zingakanani kangangokuba zidinga i-cap ehlukile
Ukusetshenziswa kwe-deodorant ongakuboni ukukhangisa
Kahle, okungenani ipulasitiki yokuphinda usebenzise kabusha
Ukhathele bonke laba bantu bomile ukucheba i-pose enhle? Isixazululo ...
Awukho wena uma ulambile. Ngisho nama-hanger adlula.
Lapho uhamba ngezinyawo futhi ube nethuba lokuzijwayeza ukulala ethendeni esiteshini
Kungani lokhu kupholisa kumi lapho kunomhloli emandleni amathathu?
Ukuhlinzekelwa kwamafutha ebusuku bokungalali kwekhompyutha
Futhi ifoni ikhokhisiwe, futhi ulalele umculo, futhi uhlale ebhentshini
Ngokushesha i-Multisenvich ngokunambitheka okungu-9
I-basketball net entsha iyabiza, futhi izikhindi zomakhelwane zingahlala ziboleka ...
Vula i-doodle odongeni ngobuciko, engeza ifreyimu ecocekile
Lapho kungekho mali esihlahleni
I-halter ejwayelekile yepulasitiki ngeke ivumele ingoma yakho iphunyuke
Ukhathele ukuboshwa? Vele uthenge ikhebula elikhulu futhi uzizwe ushukumisa inkululeko!
Isikrini se-projekli asikwazi ukusethwa noma kuphi, futhi ngani, lapho, lapho imoto yomakhelwane ibhekana nomsebenzi nge-bang
Ngakho-ke asilahlekile!
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