Ungafaka kanjani amaphuzu?

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Ungafaka kanjani amaphuzu?
IziKronike ze-Cloging Nail (amahlaya ziya ngezimpelasonto).

9:00 - Kungazelelwe, kwakunesifiso sokulengisa isithombe odongeni. Isifiso sanda ngokwengeziwe iqiniso lokuthi sasihlale siboshwe ngama-friars. Njengoba kwenzeka, ukufeza isifiso esidingekayo (nokwanele) ukushayela odongeni lwesipikili.

9:15 - Ifanelekile ezimfanelweni ezidingekayo zezipikili ezazikhona nasemaphaketheni azitholakalanga. Ngoba kuvame kakhulu ukuvela kwe-Sendhym. Kepha asisiqandisi odongeni ukulengiswa. Uthole ukucasuka okuningi, kepha aklanyelwe ngokwengeziwe ukondla izimpukane emithini.

9:30 - Ubhiya ovulekile embizeni futhi waqala ukucabanga ngalesi simo. I-Wagon yanikela ukudubula umgodi odongeni futhi ifake ipensela lapho esikhundleni sesipikili. Ngeshwa, le ndlela ayifanele kithi - akukho pistol.

9:35 - Siyaqhubeka nokuphuza ubhiya. Umqondo wami wazalwa ukugcwalisa isithombe odongeni.

10:00 - Ukuhlolwa kukhombisile ukuthi, ngeshwa, i-PVA glue ayibambeli isithombe. Izinsalela ze-glue (isigamu-litre) ziphonswe ewindini. Vumela amajuba aphuke.

10:10 - Ukukhala kweStrange Kuvela emgwaqweni. Bheka iwindi. Njengoba kwenzeka, ibhodlela le-glue lawela ingane e-stroller. Ingane ehlakaniphile ixutshwe isivalo futhi idlalwe ohlelweni olugcwele. Ngemuva kwalomsebenzi futhi wabamba iMilf, eyaqashwa ngolimi nogogo ebhentshini.

10:27 - Siphuza ubhiya futhi senze uhlu lwama-suusseks, sizobhema khona.

10:49 - Faka ibhokisi nge-cigars. Njengoba imali enkulu iqala nge-smash enkulu, sanquma ukuqala i-Skybon.

11:23 - Izimbungulu zase-cigar emgwaqweni zinqume ukungalahli, ukuze zigweme ukweqisa futhi zihlanjalazwe eqinisweni lokuthi sikhala isizukulwane esincane. Saqala ukuphothula i-soussekov.

11:31 - uthole ama-forceps wokufaka ushukela. Ngokusobala, bavela "emlonyeni omncane osemusha". Kepha sanikela ngomsebenzi ohlonishwayo wonogwaja wokuhlola, nokumema umakhelwane - uvila.

Ngo-11: 42 - Ku-buffet phakathi kwezitsha nezinto zokudla ezitolo, i-hamster ejabule itholwe. Futhi besilokhu sifuna kuwo wonke amakhona amane. Ukuze impilo ye-hamster ibukeka ingesha kakhulu, ihlelwe i-hamster igijime ngezithiyo.

12:05 - Thola ingwenya evuthayo. Ngakukhuthaza ngephampu yebhayisekili futhi ngahlwitha kubhavu njengesikejana. Endleleni, kwaba nengxoxo emincane "uma izingwenya ezipinki."

12:30 - Uhlole esiqandisini. Izipikili, njengoba bekulindelekile, akekho, kepha kukhona ubhiya.

12:46 - Thola i-Iron "Mussess-Tango" egumbini. Ebhokisini elibhalwe ngokubhaliwe "Amandla athuthukisiwe - 1.5 amandla ehhashi." Abazange bahlole igama, bakholwa ngamazwi abo.

12:53 - Kubalwa imiphumela yokucinga: Imilenze ecwebezelwe - 10, Izandla - 5. Izipikili zitholakele - zero. Uhlobo oluthile lwezibalo ezimnandi.

12:55 - Ukhuphuke waya eMezSlesil. Ubuze izitebhisi wakhuphuka. Asibona abagibeli - abaphezulu basebenzise onogada beqhwa. Lapha kuphela izitebhisi zawela. Kanye neKhabhinethi. Hhayi, hhayi ngezinyawo.

13:07 - IKhabhinethi yaphakanyiswa, yanamathela kuye isipele futhi yakhuphuka futhi. Ikhabe liwele futhi, kepha ngakolunye uhlangothi.

13:11 - IKhabhinethi yaphakanyiswa yaqothulwa "kudoti" odongeni.

13:14 - Wagibela eMezanine. Akukho okuthokozisayo lapho. Nails - nami. Kepha kukhona okufana nenaliti yokugoba.

13:19 - Fuck izinaliti zokugoba futhi wadlala amaqembu ambalwa emithini. I-SKI izinaliti zokugoba zaba zivila, ngakho-ke thina nje siyazikhotha.

13:27 - Ngokuzumayo wacabanga: Ingabe amapuleti asebenzisa izipikili epulazini lawo? Ibizwa ngepayipi. Ishubhu alithathi. Ngakho-ke iziphuzo. Ukutheleleka. Isikhathi sokufaka ukufaka i-hose yakhe.

13:32 - Ubhiya ubhiya ngama-chip. Wacabanga ukuthi yini okufanele uyenze ngokulandelayo. Beka izikhwama kuma-chip bese uzishaya. Bashayele lokho bandizela bedlula ijuba ngokuntshontshwa bandizela ewindini lomakhelwane.

13:42 - Babize isitolo esithi "Stroytali ngokulethwa." Banezipikili. Ngisho nangesigqoko segolide nesiphangi. Lapho bethola ukuthi izindleko zokulethwa kwezindiza, babaluleka ukuba bashaye lezi zipikili endaweni yokungezeli kwe- "Tampax". Ephendula, bathi isipikili singenziwa mahhala, kepha ngabathumeli ababili abaqeqeshiwe, kanye ne-warhead eyabiwe ngesipikili. Siyakhubeka futhi senziwa ngenhlamba enjalo.

13:48 - Sicabanga ngalesi simo ngokuthatha ubhiya emphinjeni u-jar. Udlale amaqembu ambalwa kulo mdlalo "ukuhamba okumangalisayo kwesigqoko esibomvu ngekhekhe kugogo", okwatholakala kwa-mezanine. Ku-Go Go God wadlala nakho.

14:20 - Ngokwemiphumela yomdlalo, benza ama-netbags.

14: 23:59 - Uqale umsebenzi wokusesha ephaseji. Ngenxa yokuqina, kuyadingeka ukusebenza ezimeni ezimbi kakhulu. Baziqopha indlela eyengeziwe yobhiya ukuze balimaze.

14:26 - Kutholakala ebhuthini elidala le-hamster yesibili. Ngiyazibuza ukuthi i-hamster yesibili ivelaphi, uma sethe munye kuphela? Kuzodingeka ukuthi uhlele ama-hamsters wrestling ukuze impilo yawo ingadikibali futhi ithambekele ekuphaphekeni.

14:40 - Ngokwemiphumela yokusesha ephaseji, kungashiwo ukuthi: Ngaphezu kwama-sneaker kwezinye izipikili, ayitholakali. Kepha kwakukhona uthuli. Ngokuzayo sizosebenzisa imaski yegesi. Namafliphu.

14:51 - I-Crayfish ethosiwe kubhiya. Njengoba besho, icala yisikhathi, futhi kumnandi - udumo olukhethekile nokunakwa. Kusuka emsebenzini ngisho izimpisi zigoba umsila.

14:59:59 - UVovka udilika. Ikwazile ukukwazi ukundiza lapho uya khona.

15:03 - Ukukhala kwavela ethoyilethi, nginebhiya efriziwe emithanjeni. Kukhona okwenzekile lapho ... 15:03:09 - Ngiphule njengesivunguvungu ethoyilethi futhi ngacishe ngibe namahloni kabi ngasemnyango, ngakho-ke waqeda ukulimala okukhanyayo nokwesaba. Njengoba kwenzeka, endlini yangasese kwikhabethe kwakukhona ibhokisi elinezinzipho, nje i-caliber edingekayo.

15:06 - Iziphuzo embizeni kabhiya futhi wahlela imidanso ejabulisayo.

15:11:11 - Kudingeka omakhelwane abavela ngezansi bathi abalidingi i-pendulum fouco esikhundleni se-chandelier, kepha bazimisele ukukhokhela lo mbuzo ngosizo lwe-mop kanye ne-wire eqinisiwe eTorshar. Umdanso kwadingeka ayeke.

15:14 - IHammeri azange lithole. Izamile ukuthola izipikili kubhadi. Kepha kwavela ukuthi inqindi yamasheya anjalo ayihlosiwe.

15:22 - wazama ukuthola umbhede wezipikili. Ukungakhululeki. Ukuwela njalo ezipikili, kepha kwenye indawo. Ngaphezu kwalokho, uyasinda. Izame ukusebenzisa i-vacuum cleaner. Okungenangqondo okufanayo.

16:01 - Kumele siye komakhelwane ngamathuluzi weHamu. Ngeke ngiye kumakhelwane ngakwesobunxele. Akunasifiso sokuqoqa izimpaphe zethaba kuyo yonke indawo efulethini. Ne-pigeon ballast - futhi.

16:02 - Kusuka emnyango kumakhelwane ngakwesokudla. Lapho evula umnyango, sabona ukuthi ngeze yabizwa ngeze. Umakhelwane walayisha nge-vodka ukuze avinjelwe ukugeza. Ukuthi wakwazi kanjani ukuma emilenzeni - ayiqondakali ngokuphelele.

16:05 - Omakhelwane obungenhla bashiye uhlobo oluthile lwe-cottage lapho, futhi banquma ukungahambi emhlabathini. Impilo izipikili ezibiza kakhulu.

16:07 - Ngazama ukushaya i-nag nge-kettle. Isipikili asilimalanga, kepha umgodi omuhle wavela ekalekele. Kuhlanzwa i-kettle ewindini, njengoba ingameleli enye inani.

16: 14 - Egcekeni, impi yekati yethu phakathi kwezingane. Ukuze bangaphazamisi ukukhala kwabo okukhulu, babanikeza umncintiswano "abazophinda baphonse isikhwama udoti." Isikhwama ngodoti, njengoxhaso, basinikeza ngomusa thina. Onqobayo uthola konke - kanye nodoti, kanye ne-ketele.

16:39 - Kuqiniswa amandla ashesha kakhulu ama-stew amahlanu anebhiya. Amabhange angenalutho, njengokungameleli amanani wokuqoqa, aphonswe ngewindi.

16:45 - Uhlele isivunguvungu esincane. Eziningana ziphazamisa ukulwa kwamajuba kanye nama-grooves amathini we-tin.

16:53 - IJanitor yafika yaqala ukufaka izinyoni ngomshanelo. Ngoba abamniki ukulala.

17:08 - Kuhle ukuthi asizange siphonse "imininingwane" kusuka ku-crayfish edliwe. Kuhlanganiswe amakhandlela abuyisele emuva adlale "kumasosha". Ukukhuthaza ukucabanga kwamasu.

17:17 - Umqondo wabonakala ethola izimpondo zezipikili. Ngeshwa, ukukhombisa izimpondo ze-moose odongeni kwehlulekile - kusontekile ngonembeza kathathu. Ngenkathi bezama ukukhombisa izimpondo, amaflippi awela egumbini.

17:23 - Izipikili zithola amaphuzu anezimbali. Vovik ye-vovik ye-lato eyodwa, futhi i -Or.

17:36 - Ngalenga isithombe. Side, phuza ibhange likabhiya lelitha elinhlanu futhi ujabule ngokuphila. Kusuka kusayithi: http://diagnoz3000.Narod.Ru/ImanA22.html

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