Usuku 1st
Isimemezelo savela emnyango wokungena:
"Kusukela kusasa, kuhlelwa ukuthi esikhundleni sokubuyisela amapayipi emnyango wakho. Sibuza abaqashi izinsuku ezimbili ukuba baye ekhaya, noma bashiye okhiye komakhelwane. Ozithobayo, uZhek "
Kuwo wonke amakamelo okufinyelela, ukukhanya kwashiswa. Wonke umuntu waxoxa ngezindaba ezijabulisayo. "Ekugcineni!!!".
Usuku 2nd
Kwangijabulisa ukuthi ezinsukwini ezimbili ezilandelayo ziwela ngempelasonto, ngakho-ke akufanele kube nomsebenzi. Noma ngubani oqiniseka ukuthi usekhaya. Ngobusuku, kwaqhamuka umbhalo esimemezelwe nge-ballpoint: "UV. I-Luxury! Ukuze usheshise inqubo, sicela unikeze ukufinyelela kumapayipi. Kuyadingeka ukudiliza ibhokisi, tile, njll. Ngiyabonga ngokuqonda ".
Well. Kuyadingeka - kuyadingeka. Ngobusuku obujulile esitebhisini, ukuqhekeka kwamabhokisi aphukile kanye neziphambano zensimbi, ingxube noMatyuki. Intokozo elindelekile ye-freebier ehleliwe yaqala ukufiphala.
Usuku 3.
Kwavela isikhiyalo Efuletela lazungeza efulethini lazo zonke izitezi ezinhlanu, washaya okuthile ngesilinganiso seteyipu nesihlahla sepeni wabhala isikhulumi encwadini yakhe yokubhalela. Umbuzo: - "Uzoqala nini?" - Kuphendulwe nge-monotonononononononon: - "Mhlawumbe ngisho nakusasa ... kodwa, akekho ngaphambi kwesikhathi esimisiwe." I-Locksmith yanyamalala izinsuku ezintathu.
Usuku lwe-6th
Indlu yami yokugezela, enebhokisi lepulasitiki elimisiwe elimisiwe, elifihla amashubhu aneminyaka engamashumi amahlanu ngesikhathi seKhrushchev, senze umbukwane odabukisayo. Lapho ngisebuntwaneni, ngibukeke ngandlela thile . Kuphela esikhundleni seminyango enqunyiwe yekhabethe kanye nodonga olushayelwe emuva - lapha amapayipi agcwele anamathela ngaphandle, futhi avela odongeni nasephapheni ophahleni alengiswa ngopende wesibindi. Ngaso sonke isikhathi, ukungena endlini yangasese, ngabuka lesi sithombe se-postmoderrnisn yasekuqaleni, futhi amakati athola umphefumulo wami ngokwesabekayo nangokuhlangenwe nakho.
By the way, cishe amakati ... ikati lami, linesithukuthezi esiphakade esivela emzuzweni, kuze kube yilapho bonke emsebenzini, mhlawumbe okuwukuphela komuntu owayekujabulela ukulungisa. Okungenani ukuzijabulisa okuthile. Udoti ongakanakwa, amathuba amaningi atholakala, aze kungabonakali muntu.
Kube nezimpelasonto ezintsha futhi wonke umuntu wayenethemba lokuthi konke kuzokwenzeka kusasa futhi bekungeke kube yinzuzo emsebenzini. Naive.
Usuku 8
Iqembu labahola impesheni - izishoshovu zabiza umhlangano wendawo yonke phakathi kwabaqashi bokungena kwethu. Imibono ehlukahlukene yesayensi yavezwa mayelana nokulungiswa okungenakugwenywa okungenakugwemeka futhi icashe ekuhlolweni okungaziwa kokhiye. Othile wacela ukufunwa, kepha njengoba ilokhi ezothola - qhubeka nokuvuza kuze kube yilapho yonke into ikwenza. Kwakukhona neziphakamiso ezinkulu: ukubona amapayipi okugqwala ngokwazo, futhi ahlome nabo - ukuya ekuhlaselweni kweJeep. Lahla umphathi, futhi ngasikhathi sinye odokotela we-passist, ohlala engekho emsebenzini kanye nesethenjwa "ekwakhekeni komndeni" kwenziwa izinsuku ezintathu. Akekho owaba icala elicacile lamapayipi, besaba ukuhlala ngaphandle kwamanzi, kepha bathola inhloko yekhanda le-hweak, bambonge ngendlela ethambile nenothando lokubonakaliswa kokunye okulungiselelwe amapayipi endlu yethu. "
Ucingo luthintekile.
Usuku 9
Ekuseni okhiye ababili beza ngasikhathi sinye. Kuvela ukuthi lowo owafika okokuqala - wadluliselwa kwenye isayithi, futhi okusha ukhohlwe ukuchaza uhlelo lomsebenzi oluzayo. Babengazi ukuthi kwenzekani nhlobo.
Ama-sliders athathwe, futhi ngokwesiko lakudala laseRussia, ifulethi ngalinye lanikezwa itiye elinama-sandwich, nokuthi yini eshibilika. Isidlo sakusihlwa se-Locksmaker sasingasami emilenzeni ngisho nezikhathi ezimbalwa sacula ku- "BIS"
"Ngivakashele, ngahamba,
Kukhona isithandwa esitholakele.
Ngathi - "Uyini u-Yu?"
Kuthunyelwe futhi kwesobunxele!
Umnandi wami, uyize
Endlini ye-E * yobudala.
Manje ngisemnyango wonke,
SP ** SHO SMO SHER! "
Usuku lwe-10
Namanje ephuze i-Locksmith, ngokungathandeki ngokwanele, kwavela ekuseni kakhulu. Baphambuke ezitezi, futhi baqala ukusabalalisa ukushaywa okuxakile yi-sledgehammer. Ukhiye okhiye phakathi kwezitezi ukukhulula amapayipi abekwe ku-celte. Abaqashi benjabulo abayingezanga. Umsindo, uthuli, ukungcola kanye nezinqwaba zemfucumfucu, okuyinto abaqashi manje okufanele bathathwe bodwa. Kusihlwa, konke kwaphela cishe ngaphandle kwemihlatshelo, ngaphandle kwezindlu zangasese ezimbili esitezi sokuqala nesithathu, kanye ne-pakotos acrylic ugeza ngo-Ofthth wami.
Manje amapayipi okugqwala angezwa ngezimbobo ezansi, lapho wonke umhlobiso wezindlu zangasese zesakhiwo esijwayelekile esinezitezi ezinhlanu zabukwa ngaphezulu.
Usuku lwe-11
Ekuseni njalo ekuseni waqala ngokuwela isikhathi futhi wagwinya ezindlini zangasese. Izakhiwo ezinezitezi ezinhlanu ezihlale zidume ngokunwebeka okuthe xaxa okuzwakalayo, kanye nokuba khona kwezimbobo eziseziteji nasekupheleni kophahla lwezindlu zokugezela, umphumela wokuba khona ngokuphelele usekhule kaninginingi. Yebo, kwakukhona izinzuzo zabo - kungenzeka, ngokwesibonelo, ngaphandle kwe- "pallet" ukubheka emgodini bese ubuka ubani okwamanje ugeza. Iphupho nje le-voyeurist. Kuliqiniso, angizange ngithandeke kimi, ngoba uDandelion kagogo waphila ngaphansi kwami, futhi phansi phansi kwaphansi kwakubukeka kabi.
Iningi lawo wonke umgodi phansi lalijabule ngekati lami. Wayengahlala emaphethelweni e- "Cliff" futhi abuke abakhileyo phansi phansi. Ngakho-ke, wafunda ukuthi ikati lihlala esitezi sesine, nakulokuqala - inja ehlanyayo, enuka ngokunuka iphunga okuvela kuzo zonke izitezi, yaba kusihlwa emgodini ophahleni, njengempisi enyangeni. Ngokwemvelo, umphumela we-stereo walokhu uxwayiswa, uthuthukiswa kaningi ngesikhala esivaliwe, uphinde waletha kaninginingi abahola impesheni ye-vane nangokwengqondo esimweni sangaphambi kwe-infrack.
Futhi ngithemba kuphela ukuthi konke lokhu kuzophela kungekudala, akuzange kuvume izimpi ezingomakhelwane jikelele kanye nokugwaza.
Usuku 12
Yini enye eyayizodala umphumela wobumfihlo, ngangikha umgodi phansi nge-rag. Kepha ikati lami lanquma ukuthi lokhu kuphulwa kwamalungelo akhe, kwamenyezelwa isiteleka sendlala futhi sachitha usuku lonke ethoyilethi. Hhayi ukuthi wawusulwa kuphela umbukwane, manje wayengenalo ithuba lokuphambana kancane. Kuyavela ukuthi wayenomfutho we-feline emgodini emgodini, kanye nenkundla yakhe, ukwenza okuncane kube yifilimu futhi avuse inja esitezi sokuqala.
Kusihlwa, wayesakwazi ukwehluka okumibalabala empilweni yakhe. Ngokukhalela "Yobvashchum!" Wawa kanye nokuvalwa esitezi sesine. Ngaphambi kokuba kufe kufa bebengeze ugogo, kwaqhamuka nekati lendawo, kwaphonsa i-babkina ethoyilethi pantalona kuma-hanger futhi kwazama ukubuyela emuva amapayipi. Ikati labuyiselwa ngokuphepha efulethini. Ugogo wathembisa ikhethini elisha. Imoto yenziwa ngezingqimba ezimbili endaweni yakudala.
Ikati kusukela lapho alizange lilingane nomgodi phansi.
Usuku 13
Hooray! Ukulungiswa kuyaqhubeka. Waletha amapayipi amasha epulasitiki. Ngaphambi kwesidlo sasemini, babesakazwa ezitezi, kodwa-ke kwavela ukuthi amapayipi akuwona "uCaliber", awekho ipulasitiki eyanele - baqala ukubaphatha emuva.
Usuku 14
Amaloli. Amapayipi amade, aphule ngengozi iwindi emnyango. I-BASKS SCOTCH Tape. Bathembisa ukuguqula ingilazi ngezindleko zabo.
Usuku 15
Waletha amapayipi afanele. Kufakwe ohlwini phansi. Ujantshi wethawula elifudumele kanye nezindlu zangasese ezintsha zalethwa, esikhundleni sephukile.
Balethe esinye isixuku sawo wonke amathuluzi, imishini, namabhokisi avaliwe ngehadiwe, adaptha kanye nokufakwa. Ukuthi konke lokhu kuhle ukuntshontsha, ngesikhathi sokulungiswa, sabela umlindi kwinani labahola impesheni - izishoshovu. Ngenxa yalokho, othile uluhlobo lwesikulufu. Noma mhlawumbe bekungekho nhlobo. Kulimaza i-Locksmer yathola ukulahleka kwayo kalula.
Usuku 16
Amanzi anqamule emnyango. Ngubani okwazile - ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, owayengenaso isikhathi, wagijimela esitolo ngamanzi anamabhodlela. Izinto ezimbi kakhulu zazinendlu yangasese. Kwakwenqatshelwe ukuyisebenzisa, kepha kufanele kuqhutshwe kuphi, uma kukhona - akushongo. Izinto ezibucayi ezinjalo zishiywe ukuxazulula abaqashi bebodwa.
Ikati lami lihle. Uhlala njalo une-tray ephethe i-filler endaweni, nenja ehlanyayo evela esitezi sokuqala ihamba ngezinyawo ukuya emgwaqweni. Angikwazi kakhulu, ngakho ekuseni ngiphuthuma ngiyosebenza, ukuze ngibe nesikhathi sokwenza ibhizinisi lakho lapho.
Usuku lwe-17th, 18th ne-19
Shintsha amapayipi. Inqubo ayinangqondo ukuchaza. Kuqale kwaqala kancane kancane, kwaqala phansi phansi phansi, kwakhuphuka. Ekupheleni kosuku lwesibili, i-iron endala yathathelwa indawo ngempumelelo ngepulasitiki entsha. Kushintshwe amathoyilethi aphukile ashintshiwe, ujantshi omusha wethawula ovuthayo uyahlungwa. Amapayipi okugqwala athunywe ngempumelelo kwinsimbi ye-scrap, futhi udoti wokwakha uphuthunyiswe kudoti.
Vula amanzi !!! Kepha, izimbobo eziphakathi kwe-Overlaps zasala.
- Kusasa enye i-brigade izofika, futhi konke kuzofika! - Uthembisa ilokhi futhi wakhuluma.
Sekuvele ngathi ukuqagela ukuthi i-Brigade yesibili imane nje ibingekho emvelweni, futhi akekho owafika ezovala izimbobo ezindlini eziseduze nezeduze.
Usuku 30
Impilo iyaqhubeka nayo! Abantu baqala ukujwayela kancane izimbobo zezobuchwepheshe ezisele ngemuva kokulungiswa. Ezindlini zangasese azisavunyelwe shye "ukuhleba", kepha i-perpali igcwele. Sekuvele umuntu angahlukanisa noma omakhelwane ngale misindo.
- I-TRA-Ta-ta-ta-ta-TA ... - lokhu "kuhlubula" ugogo kusuka esitezi sesine.
- Ba-bah! - Uphendula umakhelwane wakhe kusukela esitezi sesithathu.
- Pi-i-u-u-u-u-u-u ... - I-RICOCHET ibanikeza u-anti kusuka kwesibili.
- U-U-U-U-U-U-UUS - Howws the inja kusuka kokuqala.
Inkinga evamile isondela. Ukuphazamiseka okuncane kufa kude neqiniso lokuthi emnyango manje amapayipi amasha, namanzi ahlanzekile ase-Artesian agijimela kuwo. Kanye nezimbobo ezisezitezi ... ngakho-ke sine-rag esele.
Usuku ... Angikhumbuli ini.
Kufika abafana ababili abasebasha futhi zonke izimbobo zazithambekele ezinsukwini ezimbili. Ekuqaleni bathela yonke igwebu lezokwakha, futhi ngosuku lwesibili, lapho igwebu yomile - balala phansi bapenda. Ukube bengazi ukuthi kungenzeka ukuthi kungenzeka - ngangizenzele.
PI.SY.
Kuvele isimemezelo esisha emnyango wokungena:
"Kusukela kusasa, kuhlelwa ukuthi esikhundleni samabhethri asemnyango wakho. Sibuza abaqashi izinsuku ezimbili ukuba baye ekhaya, noma bashiye okhiye komakhelwane. Ozithobayo, uZheki. "
Kepha le ndaba ehluke ngokuphelele.
Umlobi g.u.S.
Umthombo