Umqambi wobuciko uLebedev Wri abhala: Ngiphila ngokuhambisana nesimiso sokuthi indawo yokunethezeka ayipheli emnyango efulethini lami.
Eminyakeni eyisikhombisa edlule, ngalungisa ekungeneni kwe-akhawunti yami yeNdlu eKiev, lapho ngangihlala khona. Usanda kuthatha futhi wasebenzisa imali yami ukuze alungiswe. Akekho ofisa ukucisha.
Futhi lapho ukulungiswa sekuqediwe, omunye womakhelwane wathi akazange aluthande uhlobo lwethayela esitezi sokuqala.
Ngizizwa nginolaka ngodoti, ngoba ngiyazi ukuthi akufanele ulinde ukubonga kunoma ngubani, kepha abaningi bangenangqondo, ukungatholi uzwela, hlangana. Futhi ngidinga ukwethula ukuthuthuka ethangini, umhlengikazi kuyo yonke imibono i-Wholesale. Lona ukuphela komgomo wokusebenza.
* * *
Endlini, lapho manje ngihlala eMoscow, le ndaba yenzeka lapho ngifuna ukuhlanganyela khona, abafundi abancane.
Esitebhisini sami kuhlala ngomakhelwane uLena, amandla amangalisayo kanye nobungqabavu bowesifazane. Uhlala ebeka incwadi yezicubu zamahhala. Noma ingasetha ibhokisi lesitrobheli elinenothi elithi "phatha, omakhelwane abawuthandayo, sitrobheli sageza!". Ngamafuphi, izinga lokukhanyiselwa liphezulu.
Futhi ngandlela-thile wahlangana nami emgwaqweni futhi wathi, bathi, bezwa ubuthi, mayelana nentuthuko yakho emkhakheni wokuphuthuma. Ukuthi, kufana, unesifiso sokubeka i-URN eduze komnyango wethu wangaphambili emgwaqweni ukuze kube lula ukukhipha ugwayi noma i-obhodlela elivela ku-yoghurt transterer? Ngaphambi kokuthi udoti ungakwazi ukude, futhi angifuni ukunikeza omakhelwane, "kusho uthambile, kodwa nale ncazelo.
Ngithathe lesi sicelo enhliziyweni, futhi kungekudala i-URN entsha enhle, efakwe ngochwepheshe kusuka ku-studio yethu, ivele eduze komnyango wokungena. Ikhasi elisha lokuphila kwendlu yethu laqala (zithengele okufanayo
Ngokushesha inkinga yokuqala yavela. Othile ovela komakhelwane wanquma ukuthi uma sebefaka i-URN, khona-ke i-fuck ayizange ilahlwe iphakethe labo ngodoti. Ngaphambi kwethangi, ukuya emizuzwini emibili, futhi i-URN iqonde ngezansi. ULena usabele:
Ngemuva kwezinyanga ezimbalwa futhi:
Futhi-ke kwakukhona i-plebisciscite, eyaphela nge-ostracism. Omakhelwane baphikisana ne-URN eya phambili. Behlulekile emkhandlwini.
Into ehlekisayo yenzeke lapha - nganquma ukuthi i-URN yasungulwa yidolobha. Ngoba ngisho naseMoscow, ukumiswa akukwazi ukucabanga ukuthi othile uzobeka i-URN ngezindleko zakhe. Futhi inqubo yokumiswa kwendawo yasemadolobheni idinga ukuthi izingxenye ezimbili kwezintathu zabaqashi bavotelwa ukudilizwa kwama-urns. Futhi ukuqoqwa kwamasiginesha kwaqala! ! Izakhamizi Zamahhala zasondela ezihlabeleni zazo zaziphonsa e-Amphora ngokuvota, okungukuthi, zabhala amakamelo azo ngamagama, azimisele ngesinqumo sazo futhi sabhalisile.
Futhi i-Lost elahlekile inqubo yentando yeningi, i-URN yadilizwa. Ususwe sengathi yindawo yasemadolobheni.
Futhi manje i-asphalt emnyango wami ihlotshiswe ngezimbobo ezine ezivela kuma-fasteners wehange, i-URN yalungiswa.
Le ndaba yangifundisani?
1. Kuzodingeka kuma-URNS ahloselwe ukufakwa eduze kwezindlu zokuhlala, anciphise indawo yokuvula lapho ungacindezela khona udoti ozokwenza ibhodlela, kepha akazange aphonsa isikhwama nge-shit.
2. Kuzodingeka ukuthi ungene esikhundleni somuzi wensimbi ungene emnyango wengilazi. Sengivele ngayalela imidwebo yesakhiwo sami endaweni yokugcina umlando ukuze isondele ngangokunokwenzeka kwinguqulo yomlando yomnyango. Mhlawumbe kuzothuthukisa kancane omakhelwane.
3. Awukho umbono ongcono. Kuzodingeka ukuthi kuthuthukiswe i-URN emincane ngodoti omncane - omkhulu kunezinkunzi, kepha ezincane kunodoti wasendlini.
Waya emsebenzini.
Umthombo