Mina nabazali bami sasiphila isikhathi eside egumbini elilodwa le-Khrushchev. Sasiphila futhi sakopisha imali ngezindlu ezijwayelekile. Futhi lapha eminyakeni eyi-13, inani elifanele ladalwa, lathenga inkohliso ebanzi esakhiweni esisha, lapho kwakukhona ikhishi endaweni, njengegumbi lethu lokuhlala langaphambili. Abazali banamathela kwifilosofi eyalungiswa edingekayo u-Onhau naseminyakeni eminingi.
Ngakho-ke, ngokufana, imali yaqoqwa futhi yalungiswa, ukuze ikwenze ngokushesha futhi ungadonseli iminyaka eminingi. Kepha ugogo, uBaba Mom, wacabanga ngendlela ehlukile. Uthe, bathi, isithombe sangemuva sanele sokuxosha, ifenisha ezihlotsheni akudingekile ukukhetha nokungena, bese kuthi ezindaweni ezimbili zomphakathi okufanele zikhokhe. Futhi lapho kancane kancane kabusha. Kepha abazali babenamahloni. Ukulungisa ochwepheshe abaphathisiwe, bathenga izinto zokwakha, imali eshiywe (uma kwenzeka) abasebenzi, baye olwandle baye ezihlotsheni cishe ngenyanga. Lapho sizobuya, bekufanele sikhethe ifenisha nokushayela ucingo. Sibuyile, siyahamba sihlola umsebenzi futhi siyamangaza ...
Ekamelweni lami, amaphephadonga apinki agqamile apinki anama-clown, abazali bangowolintshi abasembalini, nasekamelweni lokuhlala - luhlaza ngombala oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, hhayi emhlophe, uphahla lumhlophe. Ekhishini nasendlini yokugezela, i-tile efanayo emhlophe, njengasezitebhisini zangasese, kanti uphahla lubekwe yifilimu eqinile enemibala eminingi. Ekhishini limi bekhanda, ihedsethi kagogo ojwayelekile, isitofu nesiqandisi , egumbini lokuhlala Sofa, mhlawumbe ama-60s, futhi phansi kupendwe imibala ye-dolly yopende, kuwo wonke amakamelo bese ulala amathrekhi abenzile. Futhi-ke ugogo emamatheka ngabo bonke abangama-32 futhi athi:
- Nuuuuu, futhi ukuphi kwakho "ngiyabonga"? Sisindise imali engaka, baxosha lawo maCharlatan, banikele ngezinto ezisetshenziswayo esitolo, bathola imali entsha - isabelomali. Futhi okungakubi kakhulu, konke kuyefana, ngegama lokukhokha ngokweqile. Futhi ikhishi yinto enhle, eqinile, uzosinda. Akumangalisi ukuthi asikhiphi isikhathi esiningi sofa, ngathi, bekuzokusiza!
Bese kuthi-ke umama wami uzolile futhi omuhle uhlala ethule ngu mat, elandela iphepha lokunamathisela odongeni futhi aphule ikhanda elilahliwe. Ugogo ucasulwe kakhulu.
Sengivele ngingu-22. Ugogo akakhulumi nathi, uzicabangela ngo-100%.
P.S. Lokho kuhlaya lapho sivukile, sakwenza, njengoba kwasekuhlelwe ekuqaleni, kwadingeka nje ukuba ungene ezikweletini. Imali kagogo osindisiwe futhi ayibuyelanga kuye futhi ayibuyanga. Njengomonakalo wokuziphatha.
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