IMinkkanka Inna Yakovlevna eneminyaka engama-80 ubudala iBronstein yasungula iphilisi lokudangala. Hlobo luni lokungabi nalutho, ucabangani? Ungaphuthumi ukwenza iziphetho ezisheshayo! Sonke sahlukana ngokumamatheka, sakhubeka phezu komsebenzi wale ntokazi enhle esekhulile.
Njengoba singavuli nhlekelele ebuhlungu, elahlekelwa yindodana yakhe nomyeni wakhe, lo wesifazane omangalisayo waqala ukubhala izinkondlo. Izinkondlo ezi-Ironic nezengqondo zizenza zimamatheke ngokuphelele wonke umuntu othola ngawo.
Uyakhumbula ama-whiskers "Gariki" iGor Gumorman? Lapho-ke abahleli batusa ngokuqinile ukuthi ugwinya "amaphilisi wethemba elithi" inna bronstein emangalisayo, okuzoba umuthi wangempela kwabaningi.
Inna bronstein
Okufikile ekhemisi kuza
Futhi kukhona iresiphi yezempilo yokuthola.
Bathenge amaphilisi avela kumfutho wegazi ophakeme,
Umphumela wecala kubo: UDystonia,
Ukuhlaselwa yinhliziyo kanye ne-bronchitis, i-stonchitis, i-arrhythmia,
Ukuqunjelwa, Anorexia, Leulopenia,
Pemphigus, anciphise kanye nokunye ukutheleleka ...
Amaphilisi afana nami lapho ngiphonsa ngokushesha.
Futhi ngokushesha izolungiswa kusuka ezifweni eziyishumi nambili.
I-Hypertension, kunjalo, ilusizo.
Okumnandi emakethe ukuhamba
Nejakhethi entsha ngosuku olulodwa ukuthenga.
Ukuvuselelwa - Mini Bliss Molecule
Emfudlaneni wokungapheleli kwemvelo.
Futhi injabulo ehlukile izohlangana kaningi ...
Musa ukuhleka ugogo ku-Shiny Shiny.
Yini injabulo evuka futhi yazi
Ongadingi ukuya emsebenzini.
Futhi usuku oluzayo luhle kakhulu
Futhi uma ugula, khona-ke uphila.
Futhi ukuguga akusuthi ngaso sonke isikhathi.
Inkululeko Ebukhoma Eside! Hooray!
Kujabulisani eminyakeni yobudala yobudala
Ukuya endlini encane ngezinyawo zakho.
Futhi ngemuva kokuphambene kuhamba ngendlela
Futhi ngokushesha ngaphansi kwengubo.
Futhi ekuseni uvuke, vuka usukume.
Futhi uhambe futhi, khuluma futhi uphefumule.
Yini injabulo! Ngiyazi ukuguga
Ukuthi bonke ubuhle abupheleli.
Akunakwenzeka ukulahlekelwa yilokho enginakho.
Ubuhle - kubi kakhulu. Kepha leli yibhizinisi labo.
Kubo, lokhu kuqina, ukudla, ukumiswa.
Ngiyaxolisa ngabo. Well! Bamba izinto ezingezinhle!
Yini injabulo - khumbula yena -
Lapho ungalimazi lutho,
Kepha kuphela, eqala ukububula ebuhlungwini,
Ungaqonda injabulo enjalo.
Uyazi, uma isizathu senjabulo siyadingeka,
Lokho kusasa konke kuzoba kubi kakhulu.
Okumnandi kusuka ku-bazaar kukhanye
Nasesikhwameni ubhanana omangalisayo.
Akumangalisi, odokotela bathi yonke indawo
Lokho ama-tunes e-banana asiphakamisa.
Zijabule kanjani ezinkambu ezihlathini bukhoma!
Futhi konke ngoba ubhanana uyadla.
Kepha izinkawu azihlali zodwa
Futhi azilingani ezingalweni ezifudumele zezihlobo.
Emihle kunabo, ngihlala njalo,
Futhi nanamuhla - ekwamuseni ubhanana.
Bliss? Ini? Cabanga, bazalwane!
Futhi imigqa yaqhamuka ukuyohleka.
Yini injabulo - yizwa ucingo
Naku-tube okuthandayo amavoti,
Owesilisa noma owesifazane, mhlawumbe girly
Ukuthi konke kuhamba kahle, kanti ucingo luyisiko.
Yikuphi injabulo - funda futhi uphendule!
Angidingi injabulo eyengeziwe emhlabeni.
I-Wizard kaBella,
O Ucingo lwami, uyinto enhle!
Yini injabulo lapho ngoJanuwari
I-Epiphany Frost neBlizzard egcekeni,
Nasendlini sihle futhi sifudumele,
Futhi angikho emgwaqweni - nganginenhlanhla!
Kusho ukuthini ukusongela kokukhangisa
Cabanga ukuthi i-zloma eningi itholakala kanjani
Okungadingeki nakancane kimi.
Nginaye, nginelisekile.
Futhi ngigcina kangakanani, bafo,
Ngaphandle kokuthenga "i-sripe" nama-gaskets!
Kepha umbuzo kuphela ophakamayo:
Futhi basindisa kuphi izigidi?
Okumnandi emphefumulweni nangokwemvelo,
Lapho kungenzeki lutho kithi.
Kodwa ngakho-ke lokho kuyajabulisa ukunambitha
Kuze kube yiminyaka yobudala, kuyadingeka ukuthi uphile ngandlela thile.
Futhi ngemuva kokukhohlwa ukuthi bengilinde ushintsho,
Futhi ngaphandle kwesigameko, kancane kancane.
Futhi konke kukhohliwe, futhi ingqondo yalala ...
Yini injabulo! Hooray! Qapha!
Lezi zinkondlo ezikhohlisayo ziyinsindiso yangempela ekudayiweni. Sesha futhi uthole empilweni yezizathu zenjabulo - lokhu mhlawumbe umuthi omuhle kakhulu ovela kuwo wonke ama-ails!
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