Ah, le soda yokudla! Masenze lokhu: Funda futhi uvale kukholamu, ubhale phansi izindleko zezimali ezibizayo zenkampani obekuzodingeka uzithenge uma ungafundanga le ndatshana. Futhi ekugcineni sizofingqa i-IGOGA (Kidding, kunjalo - sipelwe kahle. Kepha inani ozophumelela!).
Ekhishini kuwo wonke umuntu, ngokuzithoba! Ungakhokhisi impango ebizayo yenyama - lokhu kufana ne-soda yethu, kepha kuswidi enhle. Udinga ukwenza inyama ngokushesha, ihambile, futhi ithambile? Izindebe akusona isiwula, wonke umuntu ufuna ukwenza okuthile. Wenzani? Ukhiphe ucezu lwesoda namahora ambalwa esiqandisini. Ngaphambi kokupheka, ngicwilisa inyama emanzini agobhozayo, susa izinsalela zesoda ukuze kungabikho zimbi. Ngisho ne-volovina yakudala ngakho-ke indlela ingaba yimpilo.
Ungayibheka kanjani isoda ekufanelekeni? Uma ukhipha i-soda noviniga, futhi ngasikhathi sinye i-pop ivunyelwe, kusho ukuthi i-soda yaphela. (Kepha ungakukhiphi: uthele ibhakede eliphukile liye phansi kwebhakede eliphukile, noma ngabe le nsalile izosebenzela inzuzo.) Iphakethe elivaliwe le-Soda lihlala izinyanga eziyi-18, livule kuphela u-6 okusha bese ufunda usuku lokuphelelwa yisikhathi kwiphakethe.
Geza izithelo nemifino eluleke ngamanzi we-soda - uSoda uzofika lapho amanzi angakwazi khona. Ungafuni ukuthi izinhlanzi zibe nephunga lezinhlanzi ezingathandeki? Ngehora le-efrijini. Ebunjiwe, naphambili. Ama-omelet akho azoba amahle kakhulu uma uSoda esicongweni sommese azonikeza, futhi asheshise ama-boobs, ubhontshisi uzosiza noshukela. Ngaphezu kwalokho, lapho ugcoba i-chili yakho, kungaba yi-pea noma i-porridge ye-pea noma i-lobio, ngeke kube khona wena, thethelela u-ma frances, ukwethuka.
Akuna imvubelo endlini? Hhayi inkathazo. Vitamin C noma i-aspirin ngisho nakhona? Baxubana nelinye lamashumi amahlanu amahlanu namashumi amahlanu ngevolumu, lapho wawudinga imvubelo; waze wabekwa eMoonshine). Futhi uyazi ukuthi yini emangalisayo? Inhlama yakho ngeke ivele ize kuhhavini. Kepha sekuvele kukhona ... futhi ngubani ozoyithanda, lapho izandla, i-stumpy, enuka ngemuva kokupheka u-anyanisi, ugarliki, izinhlanzi, imimese, futhi, angenzi iphunga elingcono? Futhi sihlakaniphile, sisezandleni zikaSoda esikhundleni sokugeza insipho. Uthenge imbiza kakhukhamba omuhle kangaka we-marled, futhi anezeliso, acidity acedical acetic. Likuphi i-soda yethu? Ngokucophelela - ukuxhumana noviniga, kuzoba namagwebu anamandla, nathi sizofaka imbiza echibini.
Angithandi lapho amaplamu echibini angcolile. Engikwenzayo ngezikhathi ezithile: Izindawo ezimbalwa ze-soda zithulula emgodini ekubambeni ngegridi futhi uGasha yikhekhe uviniga. Futhi uma ngiboleka, ngaphandle kwalokho kuyipakethe kasawoti ngesilayidi namanzi abilayo, lo usawoti (kodwa kungcono ukuhlanza leli cala lePepsi naseCola). I-Dishasher, ungacabanga ngaphandle kwempuphu yawo ebizayo ngeke isebenze! Ngenza okwami kanjena: Ngixuba amathisipuni ama-2 we-soda nge-2 nezinkezo ze-boracs (i-powder bome). Umphumela uzokumangaza. By the way, umshini wokugeza umshini ngezikhathi ezithile kufanele uphathwe ngephunga le-soda elifanayo - uhlakaze uhhafu we-soda izinkomishi ku-pallet, bese ukhipha imoto emjikelezweni wokuvuna.
Isiqandisi, i-microwave, ipuleti lensimbi engagqwali, umenzi wekhofi, amajanisi, ama-thermoses (ake ungitshele ukuthi yini enye okudingeka uyigeze) - nginalo lonke lolu soda. Izipanji siyageza izitsha kufanele ziphonswe ngaphandle masonto onke futhi zithenga ezintsha - kuzo ezincane kakhulu zamagciwane. Ngakho-ke basho. Yebo, babalekela ... Ngindiza izipanji zami ze-soda efanayo futhi ngigcine isiponji sami ngobusuku ngamanzi e-soda. I-Soda iphunga kahle. Ungabi nobuvila ukubeka i-saucer nge-soda ebusuku esiqandisini. Isitsha sikadoti esikhungweni sekhibhodi ekhishini futhi sithanda kanye ngesonto ne-soda ukwenza abangane. Izintuthwane zekhishi ezivinjelwe - fafaza isoda eceleni komkhawulo, zonke izimbobo zakwamanye amakamelo abantu ziphathwa - sizohamba.
Yebo, leli iqiniso: amakati ethu kanye ne-piss, ne-poke. Futhi kusuka kulokhu ku-tray yephunga. Uyabuza, Kungani ekhishini? Lona umuntu onjengalo, nakwikhabethe lami elaleli ekhishini elingaphansi, umyeni wamsika ama-laz, futhi lapha sine-clombe, ngiyaxolisa. Futhi ngani? Futhi ngoba ngiyazazi isibonelo lapho amakati ayekwenza endlini yokugezela emnganeni wami, futhi agcina umnyango uvulekile njalo. Kepha izivakashi zeza, umnyango wavalwa umnyango. Abantu bekuyini! Ukuziphindisela kwamakati kwakushintsha ukhaphethi kanye ne-parquet. Futhi iphunga lahlala noma kunjalo! Vumela kwethu ekhishini, futhi siwukufaka - sine-soda ku-filler, futhi akukho phunga. Futhi iphunga eliqediwe likufanele!
Isikhumba sendlu. Chirkkkk eWhitewash futhi ube nomucu omnyama? Ingane enepensela le-wax yawa? Ufuna - Soda Speeat, ufuna ukudweba ku-chalk. Ukuwasha amaphephadonga uthanda isixazululo sosoda. Futhi amakhaphethi ahlanze kahle futhi ancishe iphunga le-shaft le-soda elomile. Ukupela kuphela okulandelayo. Izikhiye zepiyano zivame ukuphuzi. Qhubeka?
Endlini yokugezela cishe yonke into ongayigeza i-soda: kusuka kuthayela phansi kuya kuthayela, ophahleni. AKUKHO DOOdorant? Soda ku-armpits! Musa ukuthenga okubizayo kokugeza nokufaka imali. Izinga lanoma iyiphi yazo lingaqiniswa ngokungeza i-soda. Ngisebenzisa i-TYOLDA, kanye ne-soda ecwile ngendebe yekota. (Nami angiphonsenga ama-knids - ku-grater kanye nephunga. Ngomjikelezo wokugcina weRoser, sithululela inkomishi kaviniga obambe iqhaza, ithambisa indwangu bese isusa indwangu.)
Futhi ikhithi yakho yokuqala yosizo nayo isendlini yokugezela? Ngemuva kwalokho selashwa ngokushiswa: ngokushesha uSoda emanzini eqhwa, sinesisindo esibi futhi ekushisweni, bese uqhubeka nokusebenza kuze kube yilapho ukushiswa kuzodlula. (Burns ngisenokugeleza kwamazambane okugeleza amazambane). Ushiswe elangeni? 4 amathisipuni kasoda endebeni yamanzi. Ingane igula nge-windmill futhi ihlanganisa kakhulu - imenze ageze nge-soda. Usike lapho ushefa? Isipuni se-soda enkomishini yamanzi kanye nokusika okuvuthayo. Into efanayo ekulimeni kwenyosi. Ukulimala kusuka kuma-diapers enganeni nakho kuphathwa ngesisombululo esibuthakathaka kasoda.
Wawa, wavuka - gypsum. Ngubani ongazange agqoke, akazi ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi amazinyo awela ngaphansi kwe-gypsum kes. Abantu, konke kulula: faka i-soryer yakho yezinwele kwimodi ebandayo futhi uphathe i-soda eyomile ngaphansi kodaka. Kepha kungcono ukuthi othile wasiza, khona-ke hhayi ukufiphala isoda emehlweni.
Ngabe ukhetha amazinyo akho? Noma usongela isifo se-periodontal? Ngigcina i-soda nosawoti kanye nezinyo lamazinyo, ngaso leso sikhathi ukuze singakhohlwa. Khiya amazinyo akho nezinsini ke uSoda, khona-ke usawoti. Futhi ubani ogqoka ama-prostheses akhiphekayo - agcine esikhangini se-soda ebusuku futhi ehlanzekile isoda eyomile yokufafaza. I-Dandruff, futhi: hlikihla i-soda eyomile esihlahleni. Uyazi ukuthi amaLampquers ekugcineni uShampoo akashintshiwe? Faka ku-soda shampoo. Endlini yangasese: Ungathengi ngamalebula weThe Lale Fresheners - wena soda, indawo azalelwa kuyo.
Egalaji: Izikhungo zebhethri ngezikhathi ezithile zigeza ngezipuni ezi-4 zesoda nge-spoonful zamanzi. Ngikwenza kube yisixubho. Ngemuva kwalokho ngisula owomile futhi ngithambisa ijelly kaphethiloli. Oxhumana nabo abagwiki isikhathi eside.
Futhi ekugcineni, ake sikhombise abafana bethu ukugxila kakhulu - i-bouquet. Thatha ibhodlela leplastiki elinamathayithi amabili ukusuka ngaphansi kwamanzi noma okukhona, okugcwele umunwe onobukhulu bukaviniga, unwebe umphimbo, ngaphandle kokuphela kwebhola elivuthayo, ngokusebenzisa i-funnel sivuvuza izinkezo ze-soda ezinhlanu. Ukusabela ebhodleleni kuzokwaba i-carbon dioxide futhi kunciphise ibhola lakho, osuvele likwazile ukulibopha ngokuqinile emphinjeni. Imvamisa, izingane ziyamemeza zivela enjabulweni. Futhi yena akabi ngathi.
Ihlala ibala ikholomu yethu kuphela futhi ibone ukuthi ngabe singakanani kufanele sikhiphe imali ngomoya. Tricks kuwe kanye nokugcwaliseka ekulweni nenkinga!
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