Ixabana nomyeni wakhe ... iqengqele kwi-borch viagra ... oh, indlela awabaleka ngayo emva kwam, njengoko ndandixolisa ...
-Ke kaloku, ukuba ndiye kwithoba, kwaye hayi kwi-Merdicedes kwaye wacebisa ukuba udale, ungandithatha emotweni ???
-Ukuba ndime kwilize, kwaye hayi kwingubo ye-mink, ungayiyeka?
Amadoda! Ungaze uthethe umntu obhinqileyo: "Usafuneka ungubani?"
Uza kungqina ukuba ungqine ngokwahlukileyo kwaye ukholelwe ukuba iya kuba yinto yokugqibela aya kuyenzela.
Musa ukoyika abafazi abalumkileyo ... xa uthando luyeza - iingqondo zicinyiwe ...
Umfazi ubhala indoda yeSMS:
- Sithandwa, ungcono kunaye wonke umntu!
Umyeni ubhala ephendula:
-Iruff okanye ithelekise?
Esona siphelo sibalaseleyo sengxabano kunye nebhinqa - yenza ngathi ufile
Sithandwa, sagqiba kwelokuba siye saqokelela ngamantombazana apha, sela ... ndiza kufowunela ... musa ukuthatha ifowuni ... ungayiniki ...
Kancinci ukuba yindoda nomfazi ... sisafuna ukuba ngabahlobo kunye nabathandi ... ukuba ungabakhangeli ecaleni ...
Ndandingekho ebuntwaneni bam bafunda kwaye ndincokola, ukuze batshate, batshate, bahlele,
Jonga ubomi bolonwabo: thatha i-rake, yonwabele imililo ...
Kwitrolleybus:
-Goony! Uxolo, ndiza kufika kwimarike esembindini?
-Ngaba!
Umkhweli uphuma.
Umakhulu, wokugaya nokuhlala endaweni yakhe:
-Kwaye ndiza kwenza ...
Ukukhubekisa umfazi, ingcinga eninzi ayiyomfuneko, ingqondo iyafuneka ... ukuze ingakhubekisi!
Umfazi uthi kwindoda yakhe:
-Ya kwivenkile kwaye uthenge amaqanda kwisidlo sakusasa.
Umyeni ubuvila ovela kwiTV ukuba ayikrazule, hleyela:
-Ewe, ndinamaqanda amabini, yanele?
Inkosikazi, nayo, ihleba:
- kwaye banokutya ntoni?
:
-Ngangenakwenzeka, kwaye ungalikho.
Ngu:
- Ewe, kulungile! Kusasa
Ukuba unxibile ezandleni zakho ngalo lonke ixesha, nyibilika ngeentyatyambo kwaye unike
Iidayimani-Vuka, emva koko ugqibele emsebenzini!
Iibhulorho eziqaqambileyo zivutha emva komva, intwana yexesha lakho ...
Ezona zinzima ukufumana umsebenzi kwabasetyhini! Wonke umntu ufuna amantombazana aneminyaka eli-18 ubudala eneminyaka engama-30 yamava, eneendlela ezimbini kunye nabantwana abadala ....
Emva kweGandli yesihlanu eGadali, ndaqonda: Ulinde umnxeba wam!
Xa umhlala phantsi, andiyi kwenza ngokupheleleyo.
Iinyanga zokuqala zokuqala ziya kuhlala nje kwisitulo esinqabileyo.
- Ke ngoku?
- kwaye emva koko qala ukuthambisa
Yenziwe kakuhle-yiya kumgama okhuselekileyo. Kwisothuso lothusayo alikho.
Umfazi: Masithenge imoto, ndiza kukhokelela ekukhokeleni, ndibona ukukhanya! -Mug: leyo okanye le ???
Umfazi wosapho ekhaya !!! Kwaye ukuba umyeni ucinga ukuba yiyo yonke into ayisombululayo, ngoko ikwakrelekrele!
