Ungayifumana njani i-Nation?

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Ungayifumana njani i-Nation?
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9:00 Iqubuliso, kwabakho umnqweno wokuxhoma umfanekiso eludongeni. Umnqweno wawungaphezulu kwento yokuba sasihlala sikhutshelwa ngaphandle. Njengoko yayihamba, ukuzalisekisa umnqweno kubalulekile (kwaye kwanele) ukuqhuba eludongeni lwesipikili.

I-9: 15 -Umsebenzi kwiimpawu eziyimfuneko zesikhonkwane esesandleni nasezipokothweni azifunyanwanga. Kuba uninzi luhlala lufika ngesixhenxe. Kodwa asihambi eludongeni lixhonywe. Ifumene ufihlakele ngakumbi, kodwa yenzelwe ukondla iimpukane ukuba zidlule.

9:30 Ibhiya evule ibhiya emgwebeni, yaqala ukuyicinga loo meko. I-Wagon ebonelelwe ukudubula umngxunya eludongeni kwaye ifake ipensile apho endaweni yesipikili. Ngelishwa, olu khetho aluchaphazeli thina - akukho pistol.

9:35 - Siyaqhubeka sisela ibhiya. Imbono yam yazalelwa kwi-Glue umfanekiso eludongeni.

10:00 - Uvavanyo lubonakalisile ukuba, ngelishwa, i-PVA GLUU ayibambi umfanekiso. I-surnants yeglue (isiqingatha-ilitha) saphoswa efestileni. Vumela amajuba Peck.

I-10:10 ikhwaza engaqhelekanga esitratweni. Jonga ngaphandle kwefestile. Njengoko yayihamba, ibhotile yeglue yawa emntwaneni. Umntwana okrelekrele wasithembisa isiciko kwaye wadlala kwinkqubo epheleleyo. Emva kwalo msebenzi kwaye ubanjiwe i-LILF, eyayiqeshiswayo ekrwadani ulwimi kunye nootatomkhulu kwibhentshi.

10: 27 -Sisela ibhiya kwaye sizenze uluhlu lwe-sousseks, esiya kutshabalala.

I-10: 49 -Dipha ibhokisi ene-cigars. Ukusukela oko kuqala kuqale nge-smash enkulu, sagqiba kwelokuba siqale i-scarbon.

11:23 - I-cigar igod esitratweni igqibe kwelokuba ingalahleki, ukuze ithintele iphazamisekile kwaye ihlonitshwe kwinto yokuba sikhanya isizukulwana esitsha. Saqala ukuphosa i-toussekov.

11:31 -izifumene i-godps yokutsala iswekile. Kuyabonakala ukuba bavela " Kodwa sanikela ngomkhombelo wokuhloniphanisa umvundla wokuvavanywa, kwaye simeme ummelwane - ivila.

11:42 - Kwi-buffet phakathi kwezitya kunye noovimba beenkuku, i-hamster echwayitileyo ifunyenwe. Kwaye besiyikhangela kuzo zone iikona. Ukuze ubomi be-hamster akubonakali butsha kakhulu, bhala i-hamster uqhuba kunye nezithintelo.

12:05 -Ukufumana ingwenya enokwenzeka. Ndizisusile ngempompo yebhayisekile kwaye ndangena ebhafini njengesikhephe. Endleleni, bekukho ingxoxo encinci "ukuba iingwenya ezipinki."

12:30 -Yikhangele ifriji. Izipikili, njengoko kulindelwe, akukho, kodwa kukho ibhiya.

I-12: 46 -Fumana i-iron "i-mussis-tango" kwingubo. Kwibhokisi yokubhaliweyo "" I-IPRORD - 1.5 Ihashe lamahashe. " Abakhange bajonge ngelizwi, bakholwa ngamazwi abo.

I-12: Uhlobo oluthile lweenkcukacha-manani ezimdaka.

12:55 - Dimisa kwiMezleles. Ubuze izinyuko kwaye inyuke. Asingabantu abakhweliyo - ukuphakama ukusebenzisa oonogada be-ice. Kuphela apha i-steircal yebiwe. Kunye neKhabhinethi. Ewe, hayi ngeenyawo.

13:07 - Ikhabhathi iphakanyisiwe, iqhotyoshelwe kuye i-backup kwaye iphinde inyuke. Iwadi yewindows iphinde yawa, kodwa kwelinye icala.

Ikhabhathi yaphakama kwaye yanqabisa "i-crutches" eludongeni.

13:14 - Chunya iMezzine. Akukho nto inomdla apho. Izipikili- nazo. Kodwa kukho into efanayo nakwiinaliti ezinawa.

13:19 -Fuck inaliti yokufumana intsholongwane kwaye udlale iqela lamaqela ambalwa kwi-Darts. Iinaliti ze-skititing yaba livila, ngoko ke sibaqhayise.

13:27 Kwaye ngequbuliso: Ngaba imingxunya sebenzisa izipikili kwifama yazo? Ibizwa ngokuba yimibhobho. Ityhubhu ayithathi. Ke iziselo. Usulelo. Lixesha lokuba ukhwele i-hose yakhe.

13:32 -Ngabambisa ibhiya ngeetshipsi. Ndicinge ukuba ndenze ntoni emva koko. Beka iingxowa ezidolophini kwaye ubambethe. Banqabile ukuba babhabha kwakudala ihobe ngomoyikayo kwifestile yommelwane.

13:42 - Bayibiza le venkile "uStroytali ngokuhambisa." Banezikhonkwane. Nokuba umnqwazi wegolide noPlatinam. Xa bafumanisa ukuba yimalini yeendleko zokuhambisa iindleko, babacebise ukuba baphose esi sipikili kwindawo ye-disclocation "i-tampax". Ukuphendula, bathi isikhonkwane singaziswa simahla, kodwa kunye nabahambisi babini abaqeqeshiweyo, kunye nemfazwe ekwabelwana ngayo kwisipikili. Siyakhubekiswa kwaye sixhonywa kuburharha obunjalo.

13:48 - Sicinga ngale meko ngokuthatha ibhiya emqaleni. Idlale amaqela eshumi eline I-gogo idlalwa.

14:20 - Ngokweziphumo zomdlalo, zenza iibhuloji.

14:23:59:9:99 -Ukuqalwa komsebenzi wokukhangela kwipaseji. Ngenxa yokuqina, kubalulekile ukusebenza kwiimeko ezigqithisileyo. Bazibhala idosi eyongezelelweyo yebhiya yengozi.

14:26 - Ifunyenwe kwi-boot yakudala ye-hamster yesibini. Ndiyazibuza ukuba ivelaphi i-hamster yesibini, ukuba sithenga enye? Kuya kuba yimfuneko ukucwangcisa iihempe zokulwa nzima ukuze ubomi babo abudiki kwaye bungakhathali.

14:40 - Ngokweziphumo zokukhangelwa kwipaseji, inokutshiwo: ukongeza kwizikhonkwane zezinye izikhonkwane, ayifunyenwanga. Kodwa kukho uthuli. Ngexesha elizayo siya kusebenzisa imaski yegesi. Kunye neeflippers.

14:51 - I-Crayfish eqaqambileyo kwibhiya. Njengoko besitsho, lityala lixesha, kwaye sonwabe - imbeko ekhethekileyo kunye nengqwalaselo. Ukusuka emsebenzini kwanengcuka egoba umsila.

14:59:59 - UVovka wacela. Ikwazile ukubhabha ukuya kwindawo oya kuyo.

15:03 - Isikhalo sasivela kwindlu yangasese, ndinebhiya eqaqambileyo emiveni. Kwenzeka into eyenzekileyo apho ... 15: 03:09 - Ndaphule njengokuhambahamba kwindlu yangasese kwaye ndiphantse ndazintloni emnyango, ke wasusa ukuqaqanjelwa. Njengoko kuye kwavela, kwindlu yangasese kwiKhabhinethi kukho ibhokisi enezipikili, i-caliber efanelekileyo.

15:06 - Iziselo kwimbiza yebhiya kwaye zilungiselele imikhwa echwayitisayo.

15: 11 -Ngaba abamelwane abafunekileyo abavela ngezantsi kwaye besithi abadingi i-pendulum Fouco endaweni ye-chandelier, kodwa bazimisele ukulungisa lo mbuzo kunye noncedo lwe-wire avela eTorshar. Umdaniso kwafuneka uyeke.

15:14 -Uza isando akafumananga. Izamile ukufumana i-Natick kwinqindi. Kodwa kwavela ukuba i-fists ngenxa yezabelo zenzekile.

15:22 -Uzame ukufumanisa amanqaku ebhediki. Engakhululekanga. Ihlala iwela kwisipikili, kodwa kwenye indawo. Ukongeza, unzima. Izamile ukusebenzisa i-vacuum cleaner. Into efanayo.

16:01 - Kuya kufuneka siye kubamelwane izixhobo zesando. Andiyi kummelwane ngasekhohlo. Akukho mnqweno wokuqokelela iintsholongwane iintsiba kuyo yonke indawo. Kunye ne-pigeon ballast-nayo.

16:02 Ilungelo lokuya kummelwane ngasekunene. Xa wavula ucango, saqonda ukuba ngelilize libize. Ummelwane ulayishe ngevodka ukuze ahlambe. Indlela akwazi ngayo ukuma emilenzeni - ayiqondakali ngokupheleleyo.

16:05 Abamelwane abasentla bashiyelela uhlobo oluthile lwendlu apho, kwaye bagqiba kwelokuba bangahambi emhlabeni. Impilo inesipikili esikhulu ngakumbi.

16:07 -Ndizamile ukufumana i-nag ngeketile. Isikhonkwane sasingenzakalanga, kodwa umngxunya omnandi wavela kwiketile. Ihlanjululwe ngeketile efestileni, njengoko imele ixabiseke ngakumbi.

16:14 - kwintendelezo, umlo we-ketene yethu phakathi kwabantwana. Ukuze bangaziphazamisi iingxondorha zabo ezinkulu, babanika ukhuphiswano "oza kuphosa ibhegi ngenkunkuma." Ingxowa ngenkunkuma, njengenkxaso-mali, yazilungiselela ngobubele. Ophumeleleyo ufumana yonke into-kunye nenkunkuma, kunye nekateyini.

16:39 -Ngokomelela amandla akhawulezayo ngezithuli ezihlanu ngebhiya. Iibhanki ezingenanto, ngokungathi zingabonakalisi iinqobo zokuqokelela, zilahliwe ngaphandle kwefestile.

16:45 - Yalungisa i-ciainstom encinci. Uninzi luphazamisa umlo wamajuba kunye neGrooves yeTin Cans.

16:53 Ke kaloku uMjelo wam waseJanita waqalisa ukungqungqwisa. Kuba abamniki balele.

17:08 -Kulungile ukuba asiziphosi "iinkcukacha" ezivela kwi-crayfish edliwe. Ihlanganisene ii-doledlers kwaye zidlale "kumajoni". Ukukhuthaza ukucinga ngobuchule.

17:17-Ingcinga ibonakalise ukuba inqaku lezikhonkwane. Ngelishwa, ukungafundisi iimpondo ze-moose eludongeni akuphumelelanga-ukujija isazela esithathu. Ngelixa bazama ukungaziphuli iimpondo, iiflipper zawa kwingubo.

17: 23 - isikhonkwane esinamafutha ngamafutha. I-vevick-vovik ye-lasto enye, kwaye mna.

17:36 -Umfanekiso ophelileyo ndaxhoma umfanekiso. Icala, sela i-bhanki yebhiya ezintlanu kwaye uvuye ebomini. Kwindawo: http://diagnoz3000.narod.ru/Umomora22.html

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