Ngokusela isaladi ene-roast yenyama kunye nokuzama ukungacingi ngokusebenza ngexesha lesidlo sasemini, ndixelele umhlobo wam ngebhlog:
- Ewe, kunjalo, uya kuba ungathandwa. Ukanti malunga nefashoni yabasetyhini.
Bhala malunga nempahla yamadoda, kuyinyani, inomdla.
Kwaye yintoni endiyaziyo ngefashoni yamadoda? Malunga nefashoni yamadoda ayisoyisi njengokuthetha. Ababini kubahlobo bam ababini abathandaza rhoqo ngemihla ngemihla bajonga iminyaka eliqela, benza izimvo zabo ezahlukeneyo. Ndathi cwaka ndancuma. Kwaye kuphela kangangeminyaka embalwa kangangeminyaka emininzi yazivumela izimvo ezimbalwa ze-idilesi kwidilesi yazo malunga nempahla yombala ongacacanga kunye ne-tie ibe ngumtya omnyama notyheli.
Owona mthetho uphambili wefashoni oyindoda kukwimigaqo "yenzekile." Apha thina, mantombazana, sihlala kuphela kubamona abantu. Impahla yabo yeofisi inomgangatho ofanayo kukuba kuphela into emnyama enokuyonakalisa umfanekiso wegalala. Iingubo zabo zilula kwaye ziyaqondakala ukuba phantse nganye yazo yenza ihempe engathandekiyo nemhlophe ngokudibeneyo kunye ne-ristle yeentsuku ezimbini.
Kum, ndingqongwe ngamadoda eofisini, njengoko ifashoni eyindoda ayizange ibekho. Kum, i-Androgy Podim Asaziyo eyaziyo ukuba ibhlukhwe, ibhulukhwe kaKargo kunye ne-Clay yeSondonick Shests kunye ne-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Checkecle: ngaphezulu kwaye ihlala ijikeleze mna E-ofisini, amadoda aqala ukuvela kwihempe efakelweyo. Kwaye ngelixa ihempe echwayiti ayikhange ifumane indalo i-init yendalo ibilisiweyo, ekhawulezileyo yokwabelana ngeengcinga zabo.
Ihempe yamadoda e-checkered - Inqaku elibonisa iwadi yabafundi abancinci bamaziko emfundo eguqukayoUkulungiselela. -Usisityebi kwaye uthembisa abantu abancinci.
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Ngu - Uphawu lwe-Wordrobe lweWedi lweeNgqondo zeSoviet emsebenzini kunye nabasebenzi baseSoviet emnyhadala.
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Ukunxulumana nesona yokuqala kwaye ungakhumbuli ngale nto yokugqibela, sizisa i-algorithm enxibe ihempe echetyiweyo:
Inyathelo loku-1: Ndinganxiba ihempe ye-checkered?
Apha yonke into ilula ukuhlazisa: Ukujonga ihempe yomfaki, akufuneki wenze nantoni na. Kufuneka nje ube neempawu ezifanelekileyo zomntu okrelekrele.
Ukuba kukho ubukrelekrele obungenathemba kumfanekiso wakho, kwanangoku xa usandisa igama elingenasiseko, - yimbizile ihempe yakho efudumeleyo, eyokufumana i-theckered cheatine ye-rims ezifudukele I-diopters, kunye namantombazana ange-Enchant.
Kodwa ukuba uyakufuphi na ngaphandle kwi-Al Pacino, uDaniel Craigu kunye nazo zonke iintlobo ze-goche egqwesileyo kunye nehempe ye-cage - ihempe enesiphene iya kudlala ihlaya kunye nawe:
Idolophu ekuphela kwedolophu efunyenwe nguGoogle Al Pacino kwihempe ehlonelweyo
I-Macho ayilibi kwaye inganxibi ihempe kwikheji, ke yavela. Wena - endiyithandayo kwaye umhlophe kunye nezinye iihembe ze-monophonic, i-cufflinks kunye ne-cigars ukugqiba umfanekiso.
Sawubona abathandi beehempe ezifunwayo ezivela kwi-James Bond
Inyathelo 2: Unokunxiba ntoni ihempe ye-checkered? Ubukhulu becala - kunye nebhulukhwe eqhelekileyo kunye ne-jean. Ngoba? Kuba abafundi abasekhompyutheni abalungiselela (i-Preppy) abaya eofisini. Kwaye umfanekiso okwindlela yeshishini kwaye echuma abantu abachumileyo i-Prompomple ilula ukuyidala, ehambelana nehempe yesitayile.
I-Cage + Iimpawu zobuso ezichanekileyo: Inkampani yentengiso yentengiso, i-Propaganda
I-Cage + Iimpawu zobuso obuchanekileyo: Isakhelo-1 kwimovie ye-Google malunga nabafundi be-Ivy League.
Ukuthelekiswa ngakumbi kwihempe, oko kukuthi, eyona nto icacileyo iseli iyabonakala, i-piet enokwenzeka ukuba ihempe inokuba idityaniswe bubuhlungu neebhulukhwe ezimnyama ze-classic. Ngapha koko, umfanekiso oqhelekileyo kufuneka ukhetheke kwihempe enjalo.
Ubuninzi, obuvunyelweyo ngokudibeneyo kunye ne-ofisi ibhulukhwe ye-ofisini - icebiso elibonakalayo langafani, kwiidosi ze-goopathic, itayitile, leyo.
I-Cage + amanqaku afanelekileyo: Isakhelo 2 kwifilimu yokuhleba malunga nabafundi be-Ivy League.
I-P.S. Ndijonge kwakhona kwifoto yeSoviet iSifaki, ethi, njengoko iphumayo, ziimpawu ezichanekileyo zobuso. Ngobuchule bokuphunyezwa kwenyathelo 2, isaphetha sakhe siye saguqulwa salungiselela isitayile.
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