Enye yezona zithandwa zeholide zethu kuza - Matshi 8. Kwaye oko kuthetha ukuba, sinalo elinye ithuba elihle lokuvuma ukuthanda umfazi wakho, sinike usuku oluhle, chitha ixesha kunye! ..
Ngaba ucinga ngoku uza kuhamba "ingoma yakudala" malunga nendlela yokwenza inkosana yakho engaphumelelanga? I-DED! Iya kuba yintetho ngoku malunga nokuba inokwenzeka njani (kwaye uyafuna!) Ukuvuyela ngeholide yentwasahlobo, amantombazana amakhulu omzi omkhulu! Sithandwa kwaye sahlukile! Yile ndlela. Umntu othile uza kuthatha apha apha izimvo zokuziqhelanisa nentanda yakho, umntu esithi "ukungathobeki" kuya kubonakala kuye amanqaku alandelayo ... ebizwa ngokuba ngamagxa ayo abuthembelela kuye. ..
Inzala ethandekayo ka-Adam! Izibongozo kuwe enye iRed Rebilimar. Ngenxa yoSuku lwangaphakathi lwaMazwe ngaMazwe, ndaqhuba nohlalutyo lokuthengisa okukhethiweyo kubathengi abangabameli besini esihle. Iziphumo zolu phononongo, kwinjongo yam yesicwangciso-qhinga, ngokuqinisekileyo ziya kukunceda ukuba ubambe uSuku oluphezulu kunye nolwaneliseko oluphezulu lweemfuno zeqela lakho ekujolise kulo. Ethi, ngendlela, engaqinisekiswanga ngesicwangciso seshishini sakho. I-Schirts ngoku isishwankathelo sesibini esinesibini esinesibini. Kwaye iphendula umnxeba womntu obaluleke kakhulu. Okanye ngaba i-hairstyle ye-la "u-me-me-thy-thy-hair-hairstyle kwi-salon ethile ekhethekileyo. Ke, nantsi iseti yezimvo ukukhuthaza iimvakalelo zakho kumthengi ocacisiweyo ngokupheleleyo.
1. I-roses ebhedini. Ayicacanga ukuba kutheni, kodwa onke amanenekazi kwelinye lizwi latsho ukuba endaweni yabantu abangamadoda, ekuseni kuya kuba mnandi kakhulu ukufumanisa i-roses eqaqambileyo . Ngokufanelekileyo, hayi ebhedini, kodwa kuyo. Umfazi ufuna ubuncinci ngamanye amaxesha ukuze ave ukumkanikazi okanye, okona kubi, inkwenkwezi yemovie, eyeyona yenziwa yimibala epheleleyo. Ungavumi ke ngolonwabo, ngakumbi kuba isizathu esifanelekileyo. Njengokwahluka kwesihloko "azinakuze zikwenzeki iintyatyambo, kwaye i-petal yazo, ngothando ityhilwe kubuxoki, kunye nokunikezelwa kweentyatyambo ngenqanawa eyodwa. Isithunywa eso simele sizilungiselele kakuhle kwaye simnandi, kodwa ingenguye umntu omnandi, onokwazi ukutyhala impilo yakho kwezona zinto zikuthathekileyo. Kwaye ungalibali ngomyalezo wothando! Imele ukuba inomphefumlo, inentsingiselo, kodwa ayinabunzima kakhulu kwaye ide. "URaphaello" nomqondiso womthumeli - "I-TIHGYHHRO SLMіv" - Ngokwenyani, ayisiyiyo inketho.
Ngokubanzi, iintyatyambo, ezifanelekileyo kwaye ziboniswe kakuhle, ziya kusebenza njengongezwa kuzo zonke ezi ngcinga zilandelayo.
Ukutshaja kweSixeko. Ukuba imozulu i-favrabolic. Kuthetha ukuthini ekuqaleni kwentwasahlobo? Oku kuthetha ukuba akukho mfuneko kwaye ityibilike, kodwa iqhekeza kwilanga elikhulu lekhephu! Kodwa ezinye zekhephu zekhephu alonelanga, kwaye azikho kakhulu zidityaniswe ne-can, ingxolo yeenjini kunye ne-rye yolutsha olucelweyo ukusuka ekungeneni kommelwane. Kwaye ke-kwindalo! Ngaphandle kwedolophu! Kangangoko kwindlu, kwindawo yokuhlala yamahlathi kunye namachibi, iinduli kunye neebhulorho ezinomthi ... Zingaphi iimvakalelo zokupholisa nokucoceka! Le, uxolo ngokubhekisele kuthelekiso olusondeleyo, njengesiqwenga somkhenkce phantsi kwe-scrotum yakho ngexesha le-Orgasm ... (icacile kakhulu?). Okanye apha unayo imibongo iginyiwe: "Iqabaka nelanga, usuku olumnandi!" - Khumbula? Kule-Opera. Ngendlela, malunga neqabaka. Kukhethwa kakhulu kwindlela eya kwindalo yokuya kwivenkile ethile kwaye sithenge ingubo yakho yoboya. Uboya bendalo lolunye lobuthathaka babasetyhini bukhulu. Kwaye, kwaye, nangona kunjalo, ekubeni ukuyithenga kwabaninzi kuthi ngelixa "ubuthathaka". Ewe, ukuba ayikho ingubo yoboya, ke ubuncinci ijacket entsha yokuhamba inkxalabo (uThixo wazisa kutheni bevuya iingubo!). Khumbula: Inkosi yakho ibalulekile kangangokuba uyithengile, kodwa into yokuba "iphepha elithembekileyo" labonisa ukuba "u-Aura wakhe, waza wagxininisa kwi-Aura yakho, uHaltalen kwaye eneengxaki.
Kodwa oyena mntu ubalaseleyo kukuxoxa ne-foreman malunga nokuqesha ngobusuku obunye bendlu yakhe. Owu, i-DASS ist fantastisch! Khawufane ucinge ... kwifestile eqingqiweyo-i-blue dusk enemigca emnyama yemithi-i-oveni ye-oven, kwi-oveni etyhafileyo, imo eyomileyo yedangatye lase-fuedy ... Embindini we-Hut - isitulo esiphezulu esibanzi esiphezulu, ngesisa esigubungele ulusu oluhle kakhulu emva koko sinezilwanyana esingazange zenzeke ... nakwiingxowa-tyheli - wena kwaye ulula, hayi ukhathalela i-hibing yomzimba. .. Ezandleni zakho-iiglasi zenziwe nge wayini ebomvu ... empumlweni ndonwabile yiphunga leentsana ezitsha ... unqwenela ukubonana ngamehlo ......
Izilumkiso ezimbini ukuba awutyezi ukuba ungabubani. Okokuqala: Zama ukuba ungakukhweli ukuze ungalali - kwizibonelelo zekhephu ezichazwe apha ngasentla. I-Romance, ngokungagungqiyo, ngokungakhathali. Kwaye okwesibini: musa ukuqiqa ngalo uhlala emoyeni omtsha, kuba yeyokulinganisa "usuku olumangalisayo" kude kube yimpumlo kuphela, iindlebe khange zigubungele i-rost-blue eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kwaye usakwazi ukuhambisa eyakho iminwe.
3. Indlela evela kumakhandlela. Iqhinga lezothando kakhulu. Isithandwa siphuma kwigumbi lokuhlambela, singena kwigumbi lokulala, kwaye apho ukusuka emnyango, indlela yokukhanya kwekhandlela ifakwe phezu kwebhedi. Umbono qaqambile kwaye ungalibaleki. Ukuba ulungiselela ukumangalisa ngenkosazana yakho, esenza ukuba ivela emsebenzini, ibeke umkhondo ngokuthe ngqo kumnyango wokungena kwibhedi - kulo lonke indlu. Kwaye kwigumbi lokulala, makalinde isipho esimnandi ngendlela yetafile enesiphatho sothando kwaye sivutha kukungakhathali komthandi.
4. Isondo kwindawo engaqhelekanga. Kunokwenzeka ukuba i-Touson ye-Ingany ifihla ngasemva kwengubo yakho yokunxiba, ilungele nayiphi na (okanye iphele nakweyiphi na) i-adventres kunye neemvavanyo, kubandakanya nesondo. Enye indlela okanye enye, ukuba uyayivusa "isilwanyana" kuyo (bhala "irhamncwa"-isandla asindinyuki), sinokulandelelana okukhulu ku-Adam nokulandelelana kukaEva. Uvavanyo olungaziwayo lubonise ukuba i-77% yabasetyhini abaneminyaka eli-17 ukuya kweli-45 ubudala bephupha ngesondo kwindawo engaqhelekanga. Ibhedi ilungile, kodwa ukugcina iimvakalelo ezintsha, utshintsho lwexeshana lwemeko luyafuneka. Uwuthanda njani ugcino lwethala leencwadi, ubucelwe ukuba ufuna ukukhangela isiseko esithile esimangalisayo? Okanye indawo yokutyela, apho kwakungekho ndwendwe ngaphandle kwakho? Umntu othile uya kuyithanda kakhulu ukwenza oku kwileli. Ukuya kude kube nguNina Kuzmichna akuphumi phantsi kwesandla kunye noNazid Petrovich. Kwaye kukho i-ifutha-umngcipheko uyonwabisa kakhulu ... kunokwenzeka kwaye unonophele ukuba kweli gumbi ukuze uhlale kwiyure okanye enye ...
Ngendlela, kuluncedo ekutyeleleni iivenkile zesondo ngaphambi kokuveliswa kwentengiso. Zingenise kwinkqubo yomthendeleko, emva koko ujonge kwiimeko: Ukuba imeko kunye nemeko yentanda (ngethemba, iya kuba), lixesha lokuba litshintshe "kwindibano yolondolozo". Nangona kunjalo, ukuphefumlelwa kwe-erotic kungavela kanye kwivenkile ye-piquant. Abantu abaninzi abayiqondi ukuba zeziphi izinto ezinqamlezayo ezivula intlawulo emibini okanye emithathu "yothando.
Khumbuza intanda yakho malunga nokuthantamisa kwakho. Kwaye ungalibali malunga namalungiselelo okuqala okuzisukela. Nditsho ngokugqithileyo kufuneka ndikhuse ubuncinci kwimozulu ehambelana nayo. I-filtiology. Umfazi.
5. Ubusuku ehotele. Susa kwigumbi elitsha lehotele. Inketho iyafana "nethemba", kodwa iphumelele. Ngokwemvelo, kuqala indawo yokutyela (ephantse yonke ihotele). Ukuba imeko inomdaniso kakuhle wokukhanya komculo othandekayo. Nangona kunjalo, kwaye utya, kwaye ungadanisa kwinani lodwa omnye komnye. Kwaye emva kokudibana okunjalo, okwahlukileyo kokwamkelwa kwebhafu. Ukuba yi-jacuzzi- igqibelele. Cwangcisa imeko ukuze ufumane ukuba kwigumbi lokuhlambela kwaye ukwazi ukulungiselela umfanekiso wakho ohle kakhulu: I-Toblight yeGolide, ivumba le-Strangs likhanyisiwe (ivumba le-itcong-ylang, patcholi, njl.) Kwaye .. . Uye wakhululwa ngenkalipho esifubeni kumanzi aqholiweyo kancinci ... Kunqabile ukuba loluphi uhlobo lwenenekazi luya kushiya bengakhathali. Ukungasakhankanyi ukuba yintoni emva kokudibana kwakho kuwe.
6. Ibhabhathane njengesipho. Ukusuka kwindawo yokujonga impilo, isipho asinaxabiso ngokupheleleyo: iibhabhathane ziya kusasaza kwaye zife eMartov. Ukongeza, isabiza ngokungaqhelekanga. Kodwa ... Imbono xa ivula ibhokisi, kwaye ukusuka apho uqhuma iwaka (kakuhle, vumela ikhulu) lezintsomi ezininzi), ukungafani nantoni na. Olu lonwabo lokwenene! Le cala liza kuhlala nalo ngonaphakade. Kwaye ebomini, oko akusayi kuba njalo xa i-satatagrod (ngendlela elungileyo yegama) iya kumnika uthando lwezigidi (oh kwaye wandifumana).
7. ISIMEMO YABASEBENZI. Mmangalele emcimbini. Kwaye ukuba kukho ithuba-kwi-masquerade. Ngapha koko, kwimeko yokungena kulo msitho, ngaphandle. Kwaye, ukungcungcutheka kulukiwe: Utshintsha inkangeleko yakho ukuya kuthi ga kwinqanaba elithile, kwaye intombazana ifuna ukukwazi kwesi sihlwele. Kwisisombululo esiyimpumelelo salo msebenzi, umyalezo wakho uthembisa ibhaso eliyithandayo. Nangona phakathi kwethu, ibhaso limelwe kuye nangaliphi na icala.
8. Susa i-clutch liuousine. Kwaye ikhwela isixeko ebusuku. Kanye ngonyaka unokufumana nabani na. Ulonwabo olubizayo, kodwa ingakanani i-chic kunye ne-romance!
9. Indiza ngehelikopta. Inkosikazi yokwenene ifanele ihlole "izinto" zakhe "amaxesha ngamaxesha. Kutheni ungasentla 8? Ngoku kukho iiarhente zokuba umphefumlo omnandi uya kukhwela "ihelikopta" okanye inqwelomoya encinci. "Mphefumlo mhle", ewe, ayibizi kakhulu, kodwa kufanelekile: ulwandle luyavuyela! Xa ubona ntweni olungaphaya kwakhe kungenjalo ebomini bam, kodwa inxenye yalo efanelekileyo, ngaphandle kokuziva ngathi lukhephekelo olukhethekileyo, iNkosi yehlabathi, ukuba uyafuna. Abantu bazo zonke ezantsi kwenciniba, phantse bangaboni, kwaye ekhaya kunye neemoto zibonakala ngathi zivela kubuntu bakho. Yongeza apha ikomityi yekofu ngetshokholethi eyodwa okanye iglasi ye-champagne enemidlalo yepinapple - kwaye le adventure incinci iya kukhunjulwa ixesha elide.
Kukho umahluko omkhulu, kubalandeli beemvakalelo eziqaqambileyo. Le yiparachute. Ewe Ewe. Kwaye akukho nto yokukhumbula abatsha babhabha baye kwimfesane yasezulwini ngento eyoyikekayo. Kuqala kufuneka sidibane nomoya kwaye sityhale iesile lakho ngokoyikekayo kwinqwelomoya. Emva koko qaphela ukuba ayililo iesile lakho ... joke. Emva koko wadumba wonke umzimba kwaye - ukuthumelela phezu kwe-Aki ukhozi. Kungcono ukuyenza kunye kunye nesiqingatha sesibini, ukubamba izandla. Abo babonileyo oku abayi kunika i-SCRR: Imvakalelo yenzekile ukuba ingafani nantoni na. Njengombono!
10. Ikhekhe enkulu. Ukugaya okumnandi nge-cream epeyintiweyo ngentliziyo kunye nombhalo (ukwamkelwa luthando, ukubonakalisa ukuvuma kwakhe isithandwa sakhe, njl njl.) Kuthunyelwe ekhaya. Kwaye izandla zakhe zikwi-cap enkulu emhlophe kwaye zinemidlalo emide - uhlobo lwefilimu ye-cuhar yasebukhosini enkulu.
11. Uthotho lwezipho ezincinci. Ukuba kwenzeke ukuba nge-8 kaMatshi, oyithandayo kukude kuwe, unokuqaqambisa ubukrakra bekhonkco lezipho - incinci, kodwa ngendlela yabo iluncedo. Isinye isipho esikhulu silungile, kodwa inzondelelo yokufumana kwayo ihamba ngokukhawuleza. Kwinguqulelo ecetywayo, iyavela ngenye indlela: ukumangaliswa kukumangalisa, uncumo loncumo ... ngexesha elithile elincinci. Kwaye apho unokufumana khona isipho-unika ingxelo entle nayiphi na indlela ekhoyo - ngefowuni, iphunga, njl.
12. Yenza ukuba inikezwe! Ukuba "kwithuba elicaphukisayo" alizange lenze oku ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Ulinde oku. Okanye ungalindi, kodwa - esona isono esifihlayo - kudala sicinga ngayo. Esi sibonelelo singenziwa phantsi kwekhethini le "isoftware yehhlelo" njengesixhobo sokugqibela sokugqibela. Ngokukhanya kweenkwenkwezi zesibhakabhaka sasebusuku okanye xa amakhandlela ashiyiweyo kwikona eCozy yendawo yokutyela yase-Itali. Ziba, zithi, Ndingumkanikazi wam. Kwaye ndiza kulungisa ngesithsaba kwintloko yakho eyonelisayo kwaye ngenkalipho kulugagalele uxolo lwakho oluxabisekileyo. Ngendlela, malunga nempahla yempahla. Ngequbuliso, apho ungathathi ... hayi, hayi i-mosquito encinci. I-A-A-Allen Oscillate. Iprayimari, kunjalo, ngaphambi kokukhwaza, kodwa ke abantu abamhlophe bavile: Isithembiso asimele senze ngamacici, kodwa sibe ne-gins "kwaye sine-ring ... kwaye luhlobo luni lwee-pible kwiringi? Phantse ngobungakanani besikhonkwane. Owu, idayimane. Le yindlela yethu. Nangona iidayimani, umkhanyiso wedge akazange ahambe. Kusekho iindawo ezinamafutha, isafires, njl. Wenze kuphela, kwivenkile yobucwebe, ivela - kwaye uya kunika kakhulu "i-kaMUshkov" - awuyi kumba kude kube yintsasa!
Yiza ngaphambili ngumbongo, enye okanye ezimbini okanye ezimbini, kwaye ugqibezele umnikelo wakho. Ungakhumbula into engakhange iveliswe kakhulu kwiklasikhi. Funda ngokunyaniseka ukujonga emehlweni, kodwa ngaphandle kwe-pathos engaphezulu kwe-pihos. Isebenza ngokungxama. Ndikholelwe, kuba oyinyuliweyo awuyi kuba lolona suku lungenakulibaleka kwentwasahlobo, kodwa nosuku lwakhe lungalibalekiyo lobomi bakhe!
Apha unemibono. Kwaye abanye - yiza nawe. Yonke into kule meko ixhomekeke kwi-fantasy yakho, iimvakalelo zakho kunye ne-wallet yakho. Unganikezela intanda yakho ethandekayo kwindawo yokuhlambela, izele yi-champagne, kwaye izuze imiphumo eshiya intando enqwenelekayo. Kwaye ungagcwalisa nge-champagne kuphela kwaye 'nenenekazi lentliziyo', hayi phezulu, kodwa ukuze wenze imeko ukuze impembelelo ibe yinto emnandi. Yiva ukhetho lwakho, zama ukuqikelela iminqweno yakhe - kwaye intwasahlobo yakho yeholide ayiphelelanga kwimini enye.
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