Uphengululo lwamadoda lwejeli kwi-veet yokudodobala
Emva kokuba ndixelelwe ukuba amaqanda am akhumbuza uhlobo lwe-rastaman endala, ndagqiba kwelokuba ndenze inyathelo le-gene, kuba impumelelo engakhange iphumelele ngempumelelo, iphantse yangena Kunzima ukufikelela kwiindawo.
Ndithandwa kakhulu, ke ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndikwenze ngomhla wokuzalwa komfazi wam - njengesinye isipho. Ndayalela kwangaphambili. Njengoko ndisebenza kulwandle lwasentla, ndazigqala ndingumntu oqinileyo kwaye ndicinga ukuba uphononongo lwangaphambili lubhale iimpuku ezimnyama zeofisi ...
Owu, ndiyonwaba kakhulu kububi, bendinelungelo lokuba yiyo. Ndalinda de ndada ndasilela ukulala, ndibambe isimanga, ndaya kwindlu yangasese. Ekuqaleni yonke into ihamba kakuhle. Ndabetha ijeli kwiindawo ezifanelekileyo kwaye ndalinda. Kwaye walinda kakhulu. Ekuqaleni ndaziva ndifudumele, ukuba imizuzwana embalwa itshintshele kuvutha kakhulu kwaye ndivakalelwa kukuba ndinemvakalelo evela kwi-barbed wire kufuphi, izama ukukuphosela usilingisi. Ngaphambi kwangokuhlwa bendingenamdla, kodwa ngelo xesha ndinokukholelwa kuye nawuphi na uthixo, ukuba nje wandisindisa ngokuvutha i-sheeller kunye nokutshatyalaliswa kwamaqanda kunye nokutshatyalaliswa kwamaqanda aphantsi , Ndizamile ukuhlamba ijeli kwiqokobhe, kodwa ndakwazi ukubulala umngxunya we-bug ye-bug.
Ngalo ikhethini leenyembezi, ndaphuma kwindlu yangasese ndaya ekhitshini. Andikwazi ukuya ekhitshini, ke iimitha zokugqibela kwifriji sele ininzi. Ndikhuphe igumbi elisezantsi kwifriji, ndafumana ukuhlamba nge-ice cream apho, ndaphosa isiciko kunye nokuzibeka kum. Ukukhululeka kwakumnandi, kodwa kungabikho mde, kuba i-ice cream inyibilikisiwe ngokukhawuleza, kwaye isihogo sivutha. -Ukuhlamba kwakuncinci, ngenxa yoko andikwazanga kunceda umngxunya wakho we-esile.
Ndiqalise ukutshaya ebhokisini, ngethemba lokufumana into - emehlweni am sele ndibone kancinci. Ndibambe iphakheji apho, njengoko ndafunda kamva, ndibeka ibhulukhwe eqanduselweyo, kwaye ndiyikrazule, ndizama ukuyenza ithule. Ndibambe ihluma eliqela kwaye ndingaphumelelanga ukubamba phakathi kweebhokisi. Akuzange kuncede - ijeli, endleleni, ingene kwi-rectum, kwaye ngoku i-injini yeJet isebenze khona. Ndiyathemba ukuba andisokuze ndiphuphe, ukuze ikhitshi iguqukele kwi-Snowman-Gay - Ngaba uyayiqonda indlela endikulungele ukuyibeka njani ukuba ithathe iintlungu? Isigqibo kuphela seza nentlungu yam yengqondo ishiywe yi-Crazy- icofa ngononophelo ihlumelo elinye apho kungekho sityalo bengazange bahluze. Ngelishwa, ukuva ukungaqhelekanga ukuncwina kwikhitshi, iqabane lam lagqiba kwelokuba liphakame kwaye lifumanise ukuba yintoni ingxaki. Uye wadibana nenkangeleko entle: Ndiyalele phantsi, ndiwahlule iesile, kwaye i-ice cream ye-ice i-ice ikhuphe, kwaye ndityhala iimbotyi ngamagama "O, hayi indlela entle ngayo."
Ngokungathandabuzekiyo lowothuka, kwaye wakhwaza. Andivanga ukuba ingena njani, ngenxa yoko naye wavukela, amajukuba am acekeceke, kwaye ihluma lesantya esikhangeleneyo labhabha. Ewe, ndiyaqonda ukuba ukuhluma kweembotyi, okuya kutshutshiswa kwicala leshumi elinambini ebusuku - hayi loo nto imangalisayo, kwaye ngosuku olulandelayo abantwana kwakufuneka bemcacisele ixesha elide, okwenzekileyo kwi-ice cream. .. Ngokubanzi, ngenxa ye-veet inokuphulukana ne-hayi kuphela iinwele emzimbeni, kodwa nesidima kunye nokuzithemba.
I-P.S. Kuba ezinye ziza kubonakala zingcaciso :), enye iya kuba ntsha.
"I-joke entsha yi-joke endala" :)
Umthombo