Usuku 1st
Isibhengezo savela emnyango womnyango:
"Ngomso, kucwangcisiwe ukutshintsha imibhobho ekungeneni kwakho. Sicela abaqeshi ngeentsuku ezimbini ukuba babe sekhaya, okanye bashiye izitshixo kubamelwane. Ngokunyaniseka, Zhek "
Kuwo onke amagumbi okufikelela, ukukhanya kutshiswa. Wonke umntu wathetha iindaba zovuyo. "Ekugqibeleni!!!".
Usuku 2nd
Ndonwabile ukuba iintsuku ezimbini ezilandelayo ziwe kwimpelaveki, ngoko ayifanelanga ukuba ngumsebenzi. Nabani na oqinisekileyo ukuba usekhaya. Ngokuhlwa, umbhalo wabonakala kwisibhengezo ngebhola: "Uv. Ubunewunewu! Ukwenzela ukukhawulezisa inkqubo, nceda unikeze ukufikelela kwimibhobho. Kuyimfuneko ukuthoba ibhokisi, i-tile, njl. Enkosi ngokuqonda ".
Kulungile. Iyimfuneko - iyimfuneko. Kubusuku obunzulu kwizitepsi, ukuqhekeza kweebhokisi ezaphukileyo kwavakala kwaye umnqamlezo wentsimbi, umxube nge-matyuki. Ulonwabo olulindelekileyo lwe-freebier acwangcisiweyo waqalisa ukuphela.
Usuku 3.
I-Colckmith yavela. Indlu ihambahamba ejikeleze indlu yabo bonke imigangatho emihlanu, wabetha into ngomgangatho wetyhefu kunye nomthi wepeni wabhala umntu othetha naye kwincwadana yakhe. Kumbuzo: - "uza kuqala nini?" -Uphendulwe ngenene: - "Mhlawumbi ngomso ... kodwa, hayi emva kwexesha elimiselweyo." I-Lockmith inyamalala iintsuku ezintathu.
Usuku lwe-6
Igumbi lokuhlambela lam, kunye nebhokisi yeplastiki eyomeleleyo, ezazifihla iityhubhu zeminyaka engamashumi amahlanu ezi-khrushchev, zenze intetho ebuntwaneni, ndayijonga indlela yendawo yokuhlala . Kuphela endaweni yeminyango enqunyuliweyo kunye nodonga olungenamva lwendlu - apha imibhobho ye-rusty yayinamathela ngaphandle, kwaye ezindongeni kunye nepeyinti exhotywe ngenkalipho. Ngalo lonke ixesha, ukungena kwindlu yangasese, ndabukela lo mfanekiso weposi yasemva kwexesha, kwaye iikati zifakwe kumphefumlo wam kwinkqantosi kunye namava.
Ngendlela, malunga neekati ... Ikati yam, enesithukuthezi ngonaphakade, de wonke umsebenzi, mhlawumbi onwabile ukulungisa. Ubuncinci ukuzonwabisa kuye. Inkunkuma engakhathalelwanga inkunkuma, afumaneka amathuba amaninzi, kude kube kungabikho mntu ubonayo.
Kwakukho iimpelaveki ezintsha kwaye wonke umntu owayenethemba lokuba yonke into izakwenzeka kwaye ayizukubuza emsebenzini. I-Naive.
Usuku 8
Iqela labahlolilili-abalimi abathi benza intlanganiso yendalo yonke phakathi kwabaqeshi bomnyango wethu. Iimbono ezahlukeneyo zesayensi ziye zavakaliswa malunga nokulungiswa okungapheliyo okuzayo nokufihla kwicala elingaziwayo lesitshixo. Umntu othile unikelwe ukuba afunwe, kodwa njengoko i-lockmith iya kufumana-qhubeka kwi-leash de yonke into yenze yonke into. Kwakukho neengcebiso ezicacileyo: Ukubona imibhobho yengqondi, kwaye ixhobe kunye nabo - ukuya ekuhlaseleni i-jeep. Lahla umphathi, kwaye kwangaxeshanye umvelisi, ohlala engekho kwindawo yokusebenza kunye nereferensi "ekuqulunqweni kwentsapho" yenziwa ngeentsuku ezintathu. Akukho mntu waba lityala elicocekileyo ngemibhobho, babesoyika ukuhlala ngaphandle kwamanzi, kodwa bayifumana intloko yentloko ye-Hleakhi kwaye 'wambulela ngembonakalo ethambileyo nenothando yokubonakaliswa kokulungiswa kwe imibhobho yendlu yethu. "
Ifowuni ichaphazelekile.
Usuku 9
Ekuseni iqalile inciniba, yafika kwaoko. Kuyavela ukuba umntu okokuqala - watshintshelwa kwenye indawo, kwaye eli gama lilibele lilibele ukuchaza icebo lomsebenzi olandelayo. Babengazazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni kwaphela.
Izihlunu zamkela, kwaye ngokwesiko lakudala lase-Russian, igumbi ngalinye lalinika iti enesandwich, kwaye yintoni eshukumayo. Isidlo sangokuhlwa sesidlo saseLockmaker sasingasami emilenzeni kwaye namaxesha ambalwa sicule "kwi-bis"
"Ukutyelelwa okuhle, ndaya,
Kukho isithandwa esifunyenweyo.
Ndathi- "Yintoni * yu?"
Ithunyelwe kwaye ishiywe!
Imnandi yam, ungelilo ilize
Kwindlu ye-e * ubudala.
Ngoku ndisemnyango lonke,
SP ** isithethi se-zhu sethu! "
Usuku lwe-10
Usaselodwangsmith enxilayo, ngokungaqhelekanga ngokwaneleyo, wavela ekuseni. Baphambukisa imigangatho, kwaye emaphandleni baqala ukusasaza i-monotonous ngesizilesha. Ivaliwe i-overlap phakathi kwemigangatho yokukhulula imibhobho ebekwe kwisamente. Abaqeshi bovuyo bengamonga. Ingxolo, uthuli, ubumdaka kunye nemfumba yenkunkuma, abaqeshisi abafanele bathathwe ngokwabo. Ngokuhlwa, yonke into iphelile phantse ngaphandle kwemibingelelo, ngaphandle kwezindlu zangasese ezimbini kumgangatho wokuqala nowesithathu, kunye ne-pakotos ihlambululo kwisihlanu sam kwisihlanu.
Ngoku imibhobho ye-rusty yongezwa kwimingxunya emgangathweni, kulo lonke umhlobiso wegumbi lokuhlambela lweSoviet Soviet ijongwa ukusuka phezulu.
Usuku lwe-11
Kwangoko ntsasa nganye yaqala ukuwela nokugwinya kwizindlu zangasese. Izakhiwo ezinemigangatho emihlanu isoloko idume ngokunyuka kwezandi, kunye nobukho bemingxunya kwimigangatho nakwigumbi lokuhlambela ubukho bexesha elipheleleyo liye landa. Kwakukho, ngokuqinisekileyo, kunye neenzuzo zayo- bekunokwenzeka, umzekelo, ngaphandle kwe "pallet" ukujonga umngxunya kwaye ubukele ukuba ngubani okwangoku. Iphupha nje leVoyerist. Kuyinyani, bendingengabo bonke ndinomdla kum, kuba uDadesion kagogo wahlala phantsi kwam, kwaye umgangatho osezantsi wayejongeka kakubi.
Uninzi lwayo yonke imingxunya emgangathweni yayiyonwabile ngekati yam. Unokuhlala emaphethelweni "atyafisi" kwaye abukele abemi bomgangatho ongezantsi. Ke, wafunda ukuba ikati iphila kumgangatho wesine, kwaye kwinja yokuqala, eyathi, evela kubuninzi bevumba elivela kuwo wonke umgangatho, njengengcuka enyangeni. Ngokwemvelo, isiphumo se-stereo sale siyalumkiswa, siphuculwe ngokuphindaphindwa yindawo evaliweyo, saphinda sazisa i-vane kunye ne-pensioners ezizinzileyo ye-vane kunye nengqondo.
Kwaye kuphela ithemba lokuba yonke le nto izokuphela kungekudala, ayivumelanga iimfazwe eziselumelwaneni kwaye ihlukumeze.
Usuku lwe-12
Yintoni enokwenza impembelelo yokuba yimfihlo, ndatsala umngxunya emhlabeni ngerag. Kodwa ikati yam yagqiba kwelokuba ukwaphulwa kwamalungelo akhe, kwabhengeza umbetha wendlala kwaye wachitha usuku lonke kwindlu yangasese. Ayiphelelanga nje wahluthwa umboniso, ngoko okwangoku wayengenalo ithuba lokucheba kancinci. Kuyavela ukuba wayene-feline filine emngxunyeni emngxunyeni, kunye ne-poop yakhe, ukwenza ifilimu kwaye ivuse inja kumgangatho wokuqala.
Ngokuhlwa, wayesakwazi ukwenza iyantlukwano elubala ebomini bakhe. Ngeekhali "Yobvashchum!" Wawela kunye nokuvalwa komgangatho wesine. Ngaphambi kokuba ukufa kwakusoyika umakhulu, kwenyuka nekati yendawo, yaphosa i-babkina ukuya kwindlu yangasese evela kubangesi kwaye yazama ukubuyela kwimibhobho. Ikati yabuya ngokukhuselekileyo eflethini. Umakhulu wathembisa ikhuselo elitsha. Imoto yenziwa kwimigca emibini kwindawo yakudala.
Ikati ukusukela ngoko ayifanelanga nomngxunya phantsi.
Usuku lwe-13
Hooray! Ukulungiswa kuyaqhubeka. Yazisa imibhobho yeplastiki entsha. Phambi kwesidlo sasemini, basasaza imigangatho, kodwa emva koko kwavela ukuba imibhobho ayisiyiyo "i-caliber", akukho tylasi yaneleyo - baqala ukuzithwala.
Usuku lwe-14
Iilori. Imibhobho ide, ngengozi yaphule ngengozi iwindow ekungeneni. I-scotch ye-scotch. Bathembise ukutshintsha iglasi ngeendleko zabo.
Usuku lwe-15
Yazisa imibhobho efanelekileyo. Idweliswe kwimigangatho. Iziqendu ezishushu zethayile kwaye izindlu zangasese ezitsha zazizisiwe, endaweni yokwaphuka.
Bazisa elinye iqela lazo zonke izixhobo, izixhobo, kunye neebhokisi ezitywiniweyo kunye nezixhobo ze-Hardware, ii-adapter kunye nezixhobo. Yonke le nto ilungile ukuba imbiwe, ngexesha lokulungiswa, sabela umlindi kwinani labadla umhlala-phantsi - amatshantliziyo. Ngenxa yoko, umntu uluhlobo lwesiCrewdriver. Okanye mhlawumbi yayingeyiyo kwaphela. Iyenzakalisa i-Locks Lockske ngokulula ilahleke ngokulula ilahleko yakhe.
Usuku lwe-16
Amanzi anqamlekileyo ekungeneni. Ngubani okwazile - loo nto, owayengenaxesha, wabaleka waya kwivenkile yamanzi ebhotwe. Izinto ezibi kakhulu zazinendlu yangasese. Kwakungavumelekanga ukuyisebenzisa, kodwa apho kufuneka khona, ukuba kukho nantoni na - ayizange ithethe. Izinto ezinomtsalane ezinjalo zishiywe ukusombulula abaqeshi ngokwabo.
Ikati yam ilungile. Uhlala enetrekhi kunye ne-filler endaweni, kwaye inja ephambeneyo evela kumgangatho wokuqala ihamba esitratweni. Andikwazi kakhulu, ke ekuseni ndikhawuleze ukuya emsebenzini, ukuba nexesha lokwenza ishishini lakho apho.
Usuku lwe-17, 18 ne-19
Guqula imibhobho. Inkqubo ayinangqondo ukuyichaza. Uqalile kwaye ngokuthe ngcembe uqalile, phantsi emva komgangatho, wenyuka. Ekupheleni kosuku lwesibini, intsimbi yakudala ithathelwe indawo ngempumelelo neplastiki entsha. Utshintshe izindlu zangasese ezaphukileyo, iithayile ezintsha zokufudumeza zikhuselwe. Imibhobho ye-rusty igunyaziswe ngempumelelo kwintsimbi ye-Scrap, kwaye inkunkuma yokwakha ithathiwe kwinkunkuma.
Vula amanzi !!! Kodwa, imingxunya phakathi kweeglasi isahleli.
Ngomso omnye ubrig uza kuza, kwaye yonke into iya kuza! -Uthembisa isitshixo kwaye wathetha.
Kwakusekwekuko ukuqikelela ukuba i-brigade yesibini ayikho kwindalo, kwaye kwakungekho mntu uza kuvala imingxunya kumagumbi kufutshane nexesha elizayo.
Usuku 30
Ubomi buqhubeka naye! Abantu baqala ngokuthe chu ukuya kwi-Holes yeTekhnoloji ishiye emva kokulungiswa. Kwizindlu zangasese akusavunyelwanga sho "ihlebeza", kodwa i-Perpili ngokupheleleyo. Sele umntu wayenokwazi ukwahlula abamelwane kwezi zandi.
-I-Tra-Ta-Ta ... -ukuhlasela "umakhulu" umakhulu kumgangatho wesine.
-Ba-Bah! -Mphendula ummelwane wakhe kumgangatho wesithathu.
- PI-I-U-U-U-Y ... - I-ricochet ibanika umanyano kumzuzwana.
- U-U-U-U-U-UUU-UUV-YINGA INDLELA YOKUQALA.
Ingxaki eqhelekileyo isondela. Imali encinci encinci iphela kude kwinto yokuba ekungeneni kwangoku imibhobho emitsha, namanzi amdaka acocekileyo abaleka kuwo. Kunye nemingxunya kwimigangatho ... ngoko sine-rag eshiyekileyo.
Usuku ... Andikhumbuli ukuba yintoni.
Beza abafana abasebatsha kwaye yonke imingxunya yayimhenxa ngeentsuku ezimbini. Ekuqaleni bawaphalaza onke amagwebu onke bokwakhiwa, ngolwesibini, xa kwathelwa ijule, lalithe labekwa khona. Ukuba bendisazi ukuba kunokwenzeka njalo-ngendikhe ndenze.
I-PI.SSE.
Isibhengezo esitsha savela emnyango womnyango:
"Ukususela ngomso, kucwangcisiwe ukutshintsha iibhetri ekungeneni kwenu. Sicela abaqeshi ngeentsuku ezimbini ukuba babe sekhaya, okanye bashiye izitshixo kubamelwane. Ngokunyaniseka, zi. "
Kodwa eli bali elahlukileyo ngokupheleleyo.
Umbhali G.u.S.
Umthombo