Ndicela uxolo kwangaphambili ngesigama esingaqhelekanga, andizukuhlela umbhali, iimvakalelo zobawo ziya kuphela. Ibali elikwiinxalenye ezimbini malunga nokuba luhlobo lwe-risters elungiselelwe abantu ababini abalupheleyo. Ndizibekile apha ukuze ndifakwe xa unqwenela ukuba ungakwenza ukuba uyinkosi nendlela abazenza ngayo, bezibiza.
Kulungiswa kwisitayile seTekhnoloji ephezulu. Kwenzeka kwisimbo seRentenans. Kwenzeka kwisitayile se "nkqo", i-60s, i-loft.
UDenis uqinisekisa ukuba kulungiswa isitayile se "Crazy-Mazali" (ukungadibanisi ngejamshist, lulwalathiso lweJamani lokulungisa).
Ngokubanzi, gweba ngokwakho okwenzekileyo:
Le yimfazwe, ukuba kunjalo. Ewe, uyaxhonywa
Sele ihamba ngamehlo akho, kwaye apha pi * dech kwaye apho pi * dech. Umnxeba wasekhohlo. Ngasekunene kwale i-Iquigana. Ezantsi kwemveliso etyelweyo.
Zonke iindawo zokuphuma kolu hlobo. Damn, ndiyavuma ukwamkela olu hlobo lokuhlala ngaphezulu kweengcingo. Kodwa kutheni ungayivali ngaphezulu?
Nika ingqalelo indlela ephezulu eyakhiwe ngayo.
Umbala weMoulimi yeengcango zimnyama nje iindonga ngequbuliso zavela njengezi. Isizathu sokuba kungakwazi ukuqondwa kwangoko ngokukhangela kumnyango ofanayo, andiyohli Kodwa nguThixo kunye naye ngombala ... i-butt.
Sinika ingqalelo-le angle ilungile. Hayi, musa ukuba yi-pi * yezandla kwi-esile! Ibisazama:
Kwaye ilawulwa kwangoko.
Kwaye hayi, ayikho kwindawo enye.
Ukuba loo nto - umgangatho waplanga usegumbini ngaphandle kokulungisa, ngekamva, ukuze bathethe.
Ikhitshi. Uhlobo lomkhusane kwisihluzi sisitayile sendlela enjalo. Nika ingqalelo kwinani le-silicone phantsi kwe-baguette.
Kwakhona isokethi yenkunkuma. Ekhohlo ngasekhohlo ayisiyisithunzi, yindawo yokugcina ipic. Kutheni i-invoice ayinakwenziwa ngaphezulu komngxunya ?!
Amalungu aphezulu amaninzi. Yintoni eyona mpawu, hayi idibeneyo enye eqhelekileyo, iBL *, indlu. Andiqondi ukuba abanakho ukuzisa iziqwenga ezibini zeplanethi, zifaka njani iintsana ebusuku?
Nantsi ihle, ukubekwa kwempahla emdaka kunamathela kwikona. Ubukrelekrele kunye neemvakalelo zesandla senza iinyawo zenyawo ukusuka kwi-hammer.
Kulungile, baya kusasazeka. Le yibhetri ekhitshini, ishiya isilingi.
Sifuna ezinye iziseko! Kulungile, kulungile, cho.
Umbhobho ongaphezulu. Andazi nokuba ngubani opholileyo, le okanye eyangaphambili?
Hayi, ngokungathandabuzekiyo, babelunge ngakumbi kumalungu:
Ewe, yingoma nje:
Nangona kuyinkunkuma. Iyophozi:
Olu sisihluzi. Isicwangciso esipheleleyo
Kufutshane.
Ewe, ndixelele. Ndiyazi ukuba uyayifuna:
Yiya kwiinkqubo zamanzi. Le yintamo ebhafini:
Le yi-crane. Kwaye oku kuselungile! Ilungile!
Kwaye le ... kakuhle, ewe, ewe.
Esi sisilingi kwigumbi lokuhlambela.
Kunye nombhobho, ewe. Umbhobho opeyintiweyo, kubonakala ngathi simahla nangebhonasi.
Ukuba ubucinga ukuba intle kakhulu kwindlu yangasese, ndinendaba ezimbi kuwe:
Indlu yangasese inekhabhathi encinci yezixhobo. Lo ngumnyango wakhe. Ngesizathu esithile ndikhumbula ikhathuni yeAlladin kwilizwi elineenwele olunye. "Kwaye iindevu zakho, yi ... curve."
Elinye iNqaba yeNdlela:
Iingcango, ngamahemuhemu, wayebandakanyeke kwindoda ekhethekileyo. Kwincoko ichithe igama elithi "igumbi". Andizange ndidibane negumbi elimnandi ebomini. Kodwa ngoku ndiyazi ukuba ukuba ucango lusezimbilini kunye neminye imingxunya emincinci, ke lo ngumsebenzi wekhabhaki:
Isandla senkosi:
Ngokubanzi kulungile, kodwa kukho ezinye zesando, ezinye izikhonkwane ezilityelweyo.
Ahaha into oyenzayo, yiyeke!
Khawukhe ndawakholelwa amehlo am. Kodwa ulapho. Ngombono we-slot ngaphezulu kweBhodi:
Ngendlela, awulibalanga malunga namalungu? Ndinazo. Nika ingqalelo kwiiseli ezisele zindwendwele zekhuselo:
Mhle, eh?
Hayi, kulungile. Ndiyabathanda aba bantu.
Ewe, into endiyishiyeyo kumnandi.
Ngoba?! Kutheni ungaziswanga esiphelweni ?!
Ndiyayithanda yonke into, kodwa ngoba?
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