Ah, le soda yokutya! Masenze oku: Funda kwaye uvale kwikholamu, bhala iindleko zeemali ezixabisa kakhulu ukuba ungayithenga ukuba awukalifundi inqaku. Kwaye ekugqibeleni siza kushwankathela i-igoga (i-gidd, kunjalo- iphinde ibhaliwe ngokuchanekileyo. Kodwa imali oza kuyiphumelela!).
Ekhitshini kuye wonke umntu, ophilayo! Musa ukuhlawulela inyama yenyama ebizayo- le yisoda yethu, kodwa kwipipi intle. Kufuneka wenze inyama ngokukhawuleza, ishukunyiswe, kwaye ide ithambe? Umlomo awusosidenge, wonke umntu ufuna ukwenza into. Ingaba wenza ntoni? Ikhuphe iqhekeza lesoda kunye neeyure ezimbalwa kwifriji. Phambi kokupheka, nditsho inyama emanzini ebalekayo, ndisuse iintsalela zesoda, ukuze bekungekho moya. Nditsho ne-volovina endala ngokunjalo nendlela yendlela.
Ungayijonga njani iSoda ngokusukuka? Ukuba uyikhuphe iSoda ngeviniga, kwaye kwangaxeshanye i-pop ivunyiwe, oko kuthetha ukuba i-soda ikhutshiwe. . Intsha kwaye ifunde umhla wokuphelelwa kwipakethe.
Hlamba iziqhamo kunye nemifuno ndicebisa ukuba amanzi eSoda - isoda aya kufika apho amanzi angakwaziyo. Ngaba ayifuni ukuba intlanzi ibe nephunga elingathandekiyo lentlanzi? Ngentsimbi kwifriji. Ikhutshelwe, ngaphandle. I-omelets yakho iya kuba yi-ogficent ngakumbi ukuba isoda kwincam yesitshixo iya kunika, kwaye ikhawuleze i-boobs, iimbotyi ziya kunceda isoda. Ukongeza, xa wawucekisa i-chili yakho, nokuba i-pea okanye i-lobio porridge, akuyi kubakho wena, ungaxolelwanga marances, ukothuka.
Akukho igwele endlwini? Hayi ingxaki. Vitamin c okanye i-aspirin injalo? Baxuba enye yamashumi amahlanu amahlanu anamashumi amahlanu anamashumi amahlanu esoda kwivolumu, apho ubufuna igwele (de akazange abekwe enyakeni). Kwaye uyazi ukuba kuyamangalisa? Intlama yakho ayiyi kuvuka ide ingene kwi-oveni. Kodwa kudala kukho ... kwaye ngubani oya kuyithanda, xa izandla, inyibilikisi, i-galic, intlanzi, inkcitho, ungavuyi ngcono? Kwaye silumkile, sizizo zesoda endaweni yokuhlamba isokisi. Ithenga imbiza ye-pirles emnandi yokuphanziswa, kwaye yimithi, i-acidity iqinile. Iphi iSoda yethu? Ngononophelo kuphela-ngokudibana neviniga yediliya, kuya kubakho i-fieames enamandla, ke siya kubeka imbiza kwisinki.
Andithandi xa iiplom ezikwisinki ingcolile. Into endiyenzayo amaxesha ngamaxesha: Iipuzzle ezimbalwa zesoda zigalela emngxunyeni ebandleni kunye negridi kwaye i-gasha yityala lediliya. Kwaye ukuba bendiboleke, kungenjalo yipakethi yetyuwa kunye ne-slide kunye namanzi abilayo, le ityiwa (kodwa kungcono ukucoca le meko ye-pepsi kunye ne-cola). I-Dishwayer, unokucinga ngaphandle kwe-powder yazo ebizayo ayizukusebenza! Ndenza eyam le: Ndidibanisa iitispuni ezi-2 zesoda nge-2 ii-spoons ze-boracts (powder boome). Iziphumo ziya kumangalisa. Ngendlela, umatshini wokuhlamba umatshini amaxesha ngamaxesha kufuneka anyangwe kwivumba le-soda efanayo - sluter hendards ye-soda kwiPallet, emva koko uqhube imoto kumjikelo wokuhamba kwamanyala.
Ifriji, i-microwave, ipleyiti yentsimbi engenanto, umenzi wekofu, i-thermos, i-thermos (ndixelele enye into oyifunayo)-ndinayo yonke le soda. Iziponji sizihlamba izitya kufuneka ziphoswe ngaphandle veki nganye kwaye sithenge ezintsha- kuzo ezincinci kwiintsholongwane. Kunjalo ke bona. Ewe, ndibalekile ... Ndibhabha iziponji zam zesoda enye kwaye ndigcina isiponji sam ebusuku kumanzi eSoda. Isoda kakhulu ivumba elicocekileyo. Musa ukuba livila ukubeka i-sauarce ngesoda ngobusuku kwifriji. Isikhongozeli senkunkuma kwiKhabhinethi yaseKikhi ikwathanda kanye ngeveki ngeSoda ukwenza abahlobo. Iimbovane zekhitshi ezikhutshelweyo - i-sprinkle yesoda ecaleni komda, yonke imingxunya kwamagumbi abantu anyangwa-siyakuhamba.
Ewe, le yinyani: iikati zethu kunye nepiss, kunye ne-poke. Kwaye kule nto kwitreyi yevumba. Uyabuza, kutheni ekhitshini? Lo ngumntu onje, nakwikhabhinethi yam ikhitshi esezantsi, umyeni wasika i-laz kubo, kwaye apha sinayo igumbi, uxolo. Kwaye ngoba? Kwaye ngenxa yokuba ndimazi umzekelo xa iikati zenze kwigumbi lokuhlambela kumhlobo wam, kwaye bagcina umnyango uvulwa rhoqo. Kodwa iindwendwe zeza, kwaye umnyango wavala ucango. Abantu babenjani! Impindezelo yeekati yayitshintsha ikhaphethi kunye nepastit. Kwaye ivumba lahlala linjalo! Masikhe ekhitshini, kwaye sinokuhamba-sinesoda kwi-fililler, kwaye akukho phunga. Kwaye ivumba eligqityiweyo lifanelekile!
Ulusu lwendlu. I-chirknilly kwi-Witwash kwaye inomtya omnyama? Baby ene-wax penlincy yawa? Funa - isoda wiat, ufuna ukuzoba kwi-chabk. Ukuhlamba ii-Wallpaper Tover Soda isisombululo. Kwaye iikhaphethi zicocekile kakuhle kwaye zihlutha ivumba le-shaft yesoda eyomileyo. Kukupenga kuphela ngohlobo olulandelayo. Izitshixo zepiyano zihlala zityheli. Qhubeka?
Kwigumbi lokuhlambela phantse yonke into onokuyihlamba iSoda: Kwithayile phantsi kwethayile, kwisilingi. Akukho feedor? Isoda kwi-Armpits! Sukuthenga ukuhlamba okubi kunye nokudibanisa imali. Umgangatho wayo nayiphi na abo banokuqiniswa ngokongeza isoda. Ndisebenzisa iTeolda, kunye ne-soda inyibilika ngekomityi yekota. (Andiziphosi i-gluds-kwi-grater kwaye kukho iphunga. Ngomjikelo wokugqibela we-roser, sathulula indebe yeviniga ye-racle, iphazamisa ilaphu kwaye lisusa ilaphu.)
Kwaye ikhithi yakho yokuqala yeK yokuqala ikwigumbi lokuhlambela? Emva koko sikhutshelwa i-brinks: Isoda iSoda emanzini amanzi, sibhiyozele i-rag kwaye sivutha, kwaye siyaqhubeka nokwenza isicelo de kuphele ukutshisa. (I-purns ndisenendawo yokuhamba kweetapile kunye namazinyo). Itshiswe elangeni? Iitispuni ezi-4 zesoda kwikomityi yamanzi. Umntwana uyagula ngumthombo womoya kwaye udibanise kakhulu-menze ihlambe ngesoda. Sika xa ucheba? Itispuni yesoda kwikomityi yamanzi kunye nokusika. Into enye kwinyosi yenyosi. Umonakalo osuka kwiDiapers kwi-baby ikwaphathwa ngesisombululo esibuthathaka sesoda.
Yawa, ndavuka-gypsum. Abangazange banxibe, akazi ukuba maxa maxa mangaphi amazinyo awele phantsi kwe-gitpsum. Abantu, yonke into ilula: faka i-stor yakho yeenwele kwimowudi ebandayo kwaye ulawule isoda eyomileyo phantsi kodaka. Kodwa kungcono ukuba umntu othile ancede, kwaye ke ukungabizi isoda emehlweni.
Ngaba ukhetha amazinyo akho? Okanye usongela isifo sexesha? Ndigcina i-soda kunye netyuwa kunye ne-toothpaste, ekunene emehlweni ukungalibali. Tshixa amazinyo akho kunye ne-gums emva koko iSoda, emva koko ityiwa. Kwaye ngubani onxiba i-Prosthes esusekileyo - gcina kwisisombululo sesoda ebusuku kwaye ucoce isoda esomileyo. I-DANDROFF, kwakhona: Hlikihla i-soda eyomileyo kwisikali. Ngaba uyazi ukuba i-lacquers yi-shampoo ye-shampoo engagungqi? Yongeza kwiSoda Shampoo. Kwindlu yangasese: ungazithenga kwiileyibhile ze-farset yendlu yangasese-wena isda injalo.
Kwigaraji: i-terminals yebhetri ngamaxesha athile ihamba ngeepinki ezi-4 zesoda ngesipuni samanzi. Ndiyenza ibrashi yamazinyo. Emva koko ndisula kwaye ndinyibilike i-petroli i-jelly. Abafowunelwa abagungqiyo.
Kwaye ekugqibeleni, sibonise amatye ethu egxile. Thatha ibhotile yeplastikhi emibini phantsi kwamanzi okanye yintoni, izaliswe emnwe ngobungqingqwa, hayi kude kube sekupheleni kwe-funnel scoons kunye nesihlanu. Ukuphendula kwibhotile kuya kunika i-carbon diokside kwaye kuyikhuphele ibhola yakho, osele unako ukuqinisa ngokuqinileyo emqaleni. Ngokwesiqhelo, abantwana bayakhwaza bebonwabile. Kwaye yena akalunganga ngokwakhe.
Ihlala kuphela ukubala ikholamu yethu kwaye ubone ukuba singakanani na ukuba siyikhuphe imali yomoya. Amaqhinga akho kuwe kunye nokuzaliseka kumlo wokulwa nengxaki!
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