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Abagabo! Ntuzigere uvuga umugore uti: "Uracyakenewe nde?"
Azahita akwereka cyane uwunyuranye kandi wizere ko bizaba ikintu cya nyuma azagukorera.
Ntutinye abagore bafite ubwenge ... Iyo urukundo ruza - ubwonko bwazimye ...
Umugore wandika umugabo SMS:
- Nshuti, uruta abantu bose!
Umugabo yaranditse asubiza:
- ruff cyangwa kugereranya?
Iherezo ryiza ryamakimbirane numugore - witwaza ko wapfuye
Nshuti, twahisemo guteranira hamwe nabakobwa hano, unywe ... Nzahamagara ... ntugafate terefone ... ntusimbuka ...
Bike kuba umugabo n'umugore ... turacyakeneye kuba inshuti nabakunda ... kugeza noneho tubashakisha kuruhande ...
Ntabwo nari mu bwana bwanjye niganye kugenda no kuganira, kugirango gusohoka kurongora kwicara no guhimbaza!
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Muri Trolleybus:
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- Ntabwo!
Umugenzi arasohoka.
Nyirakuru, gusya no kwicara ku mwanya we:
- Kandi nzakora ...
Kubabaza umugore, ibitekerezo byinshi ntabwo ari ngombwa, ibitekerezo birakenewe ... kugirango tutababaza!
Umugore abwira umugabo we:
- Jya mu iduka ugura amagi yo gufata ifunguro rya mugitondo.
Umujinya wubunebwe muri TV kugirango ushishikarire, usetsa:
- Nibyo, mfite amagi abiri, bihagije?
Umugore, na we, urwenya:
- Kandi ni iki bashobora kurya?
Ni:
- Ntibishoboka, kandi urashobora kurigata.
Ari:
- Nibyo, nibyiza! Mugitondo cyanze ifunguro rya mugitondo!
Niba wambaye kumaboko yawe igihe cyose, kanda indabyo hanyuma utange
Diyama - Kanguka, hanyuma uratinze gukora!
Ikiraro cyiza cyaka inyuma yinyuma, akaba nigihe kizaza ...
Biragoye cyane kubona akazi kubagore! Umuntu wese akeneye abakobwa bafite imyaka 18 bafite uburambe bwimyaka 30, hamwe nuburyo bubiri nabana bakuze ....
Nyuma ya divayi ya gatanu, narabyumvise: ategereje umuhamagaro wanjye!
Iyo nsezera, ntabwo nzakora rwose.
Amezi make yambere azicara gusa intebe.
- hanyuma?
- hanyuma ugatangira kunyeganyeza
Yakoze ibyiza - genda kure. Ku gihuru cyo gushimira ntigifunzwe.
Umugore: Reka tugure imodoka, nzajya kuyoborwa, ndabona urumuri! - mug: ibyo cyangwa iyi ???
Umugore wumuryango murugo !!! Niba kandi umugabo atekereza ko aribyo byose akemura, noneho nabyo ni umunyabwenge!
