Yibukwa, hagira amategeko ya Murphy agira ati: "Ubusanzwe nyuma yakazi, kuki byari ngombwa gutangira." Noneho, nshuti nyakubahwa, wigire kumakosa yabandi! Twakusanyije amagambo yose "abahohotewe" bose bo mu gusana bizagufasha kwirinda "neectitlitlictilitliclicliclitliclitli.
Amakosa 100 yo gusana:
1. kubusa, ntuhuze umusarani n'ubwiherero, niba nta "wakozwe na wuble". Ibi ntabwo bikora, cyane cyane iyo hari abantu barenga babiri mumuryango.
2. Linoleum ntabwo ari hasi yo gutoranya hasi mugikoni.
3. Ntukizere gusana umugore wanjye. Mureke ayikore neza. Hanyuma uzabona kopi yinzu yinshuti zawe cyangwa abo tuziranye, kuko bafite "rero ibintu byose ari byiza." Biteye ubwoba kumenya ko ba nyir'inzu bambuwe umuntu ku giti cye.
4. Urukuta rugoye mubuzima bwa buri munsi ntirwari ngirakamaro. Cyane cyane mu murima wo kuzunguruka - icapiro zitagira iherezo.
5. Mu gikoni, nibyiza gutanga agasanduku munsi yumuriro kugirango umunaniro.
6. Ntuzigere ushyiraho umwanya munsi yubwiherero.
7. Ntuzigere utandukanya agace ko gukata igikoni hamwe ninama yo guteka.
8. Ntuzigere ukoresha itapi.
9. Sinzigera nkoresha imvi-ubururu, ubururu na malachite igicucu cyubwiherero!
10. Ntuzigere ureka ngo umanike akabati hejuru k'igikoni hejuru y'umurongo w'amaso!
11. Ntabwo nashyiramo ubutaha cyangwa igice cyinama mugikoni. Kumeneka bwa mbere kandi ako kanya ikibazo.
12. Ntukabe igifu cyera cyangwa cyiza cyane mu bwiherero - kumva ko mubitaro.
13. Ubusa bwashyizeho ibikoresho byo mu gikoni kurukuta rwose mugikoni cyurukiramende, biroroshye cyane kubaturanyi - gutegura inguni.
14. Ntabwo nzakiza kumazi na tile - noneho bizaba bibi gushakisha imyaka itari mike, kandi ntuzacika intege.
15. Kubusa yakoze icyumba gito cyo kwambara, kugirango umwanya munini usigaye mucyumba. Iyi metero ya metero ntabwo yakijijwe na metero, kandi iyo icyumba cyo kwambara cyacitse na gato - ntushobora kubaka ikindi.
16. Ukurikije cone yuzuye, ntabwo byari gukora intwaro y'amashanyarazi mu nzu, utabanje gutegura gahunda y'ibikoresho - na gahunda yanyuma itagihinduka!
17. Igorofa yijimye kandi yijimye (cyane cyane hasi mu bwiherero). Ntibisobanutse ko umwanda uwo ari we wese ari umukungugu cyangwa igitonyanga, cyane cyane kuri mashini imesa. Birakenewe kweza inshuro nyinshi kumunsi.
18. Amabati menshi afunguye afite agatsiko k'ibintu. Uyu ni ivumbi ridashoboka!
19. Ntugashyire socket "hasi". Ntabwo byoroshye cyane, guhora ufunguye, umukungugu uzakopororwa kandi ntibishoboka gukaraba hasi mubisanzwe.
21. Ntiwibagirwe kwishyiriraho soketi mu bwiherero mu bwiherero ku misatsi, amashanyarazi agenewe gukoreshwa na ozor. Umuntu arashobora, ariko hanyuma ahitamo indorerwamo aho soseti yubatswe muburyo bwo kwagura.
22. Tanga umusifuzi (dimmers) mucyumba cyumwana, kugirango urumuri rutarimo, buhoro buhoro.
23. Kora igorofa. Ihame, ubanza ntishobora no kubamo, ariko nibyiza kubikora ako kanya. Nibyiza, niba yari muri koridoro.
24. Ntukigure chandeliers hamwe na berizontal ya horizontal ifunguye - ngaho kuburyo buze bwimuwe, kuvanaho - iyicarubozo.
25. Amatara ya Halogen nibyiza guhitamo hamwe n'imfura y'impenga, kandi ntiyigeze ashyirwaho.
26. Niba inzara ishaje - kugirango usimbuze rwose. By the way, byaba byiza twanditse (cyangwa gufotora hamwe nibipimo) aho biherereye, bitabaye ibyo sniper iri mubyifuzo no kugwa.
27. Tanga ubwinjiriro bwamagorofa kubintu byose bishoboka (umuyoboro wa kabili).
28. Hindura "euro" yose (ku butumburuke bwa cm 80-90) - kugirango abana bahindukire urumuri, ntibasimbuka.
29. Umucyo na sock kuri balkoni - mugihe habaye. Birashobora kuba ingirakamaro.
30. Intambwe mu gikoni iburyo hejuru yakazi (yubatswe-mumatara muri Visir yo mu gikoni - ni nziza, ariko ntabwo ikora).
31. Koresha impinduka ebyiri / guhinduranya urumuri - mugihe winjiye mu cyumba cyo kuraramo n'uburiri mubyumba, kugirango utava mu buriri, ushaka kuzimya.
32. Ndacyacuza ko hasi muri koridoro kandi igikoni gishyiraho tile mbi, I.E. Ngaho, nkaho umwobo hejuru. Ntibishoboka gukaraba!
33. Igorofa ni ubushyuhe bwanze bikunze hamwe nigihe, bitabaye ibyo ufunguye mugitondo, birasusurutsa mumasaha 2.
34. Ako kanya uhitemo aho ibikoresho byo mu gikoni hamwe na firigo bizahagarara, ntugashyire hasi muri bo! Mfite ubujyakuzimu bwo hanze ya cm 60, kandi hasi ntabwo bishyuha kuri metero 1 kuva kurukuta (neza, babwira abayisubiza, bakomoka mumodoka, ni ko bimeze, bityo Isoni, urimo kwitegura, kandi amaguru yawe ntabwo asunika. No munsi ya firigo. No muri koridoro, nibyiza kudashyushya ibimenyetso byose kugirango ugire inkweto.
35. Windows nibyiza hamwe nimikorere minini hamwe nimikorere itekanye kubana ninyamaswa.
36. Shyira munsi ya compte kugirango uhitemo mbere. Kandi umwanya wa switch muri koridoro nibyiza gushishikariza byinshi.
37. Urusobe hamwe nikirahuremo ibirahure bizabangamira gusinzira niba urumuri ruri mucyumba gikurikira.
38. Mu kigo cyabana cyabana basanzwe, kandi ukomeze umwobo kurukuta rwa Suwede.
39. Ibikoresho byongera gutunganya bigomba gushyirwa hafi yubushyuhe. Ibyago byinshi byo kuzimya umuriro ibikoresho byaka.
40. Batteri ntabwo ikeneye kudoda byinshi, kureka uburyo bwo kurengana.
41. Ikintu cyo kwicuza ni - ko batabonye aho batembera mugihe bakizihiza amazi ashyushye cyangwa ubushyuhe buke.
42. Niba ugiye kwiyubaka muri sarrobes cyangwa igituza kugirango utumire, birakenewe koroshya inkuta!
43. Birakenewe gutekereza kubintu bito mbere. Bamaze gusanwa, bashyushya amazi ku ndwara 80, bahisemo gushyira mu musarani - byafataga sock, byari bikenewe ko byangaga mu gicapo gishya.
44. Habayeho amabati yo kunyerera cyane mu gikoni kandi atwikiriwe na grout yoroshye (ubanza byari byiza cyane, none ashyira ikizinga, ntabwo yogejwe - ubwoko bwa horror).
45. Iyo ushyiraho ubwiherero, imipaka ntabwo yashyizwe ku rukuta, aho ihujwe n'amakariso, kandi ashaje gusa ibisasu bya silicone ... Igisubizo - mu mfuruka hari amazi.
46. Mumbabarire ko batakoze amagorofa ashyushye hose.
47. Imiyoboro ya bateri iratambuka hasi. Mu bwiherero, sensoso yinzozi yashyizwe hafi yabo. Ibisubizo - Iyo gushyushya birimo, thermostat ifite imbaraga ebyiri gusa: hanze cyangwa imbaraga zuzuye.
48. tile ikabije hasi mu bwiherero. Gukaraba nabi.
49. Kudoda mu kigongo gisenya cyane umwuka muto wo guhunika. Igisubizo ni igitonyanga kirimo imbaraga ku cyunamana.
50. Mugihe utandukanya ijambo mugikoni cyo mu gikoni aho ubaho ahantu hakora (Tile) n'ahantu ho kuruhukira (Parque) byatumye amabati menshi. Umwanzuro: Birakenewe kwitonze no kuzirikana ingano yibikoresho bizaza.
51. Amazi yakozwe hakozwe gahunda ihamye, yicuza cyane ku buryo atakoze ibitombo kuri rema.
52. Dufite amarimba yo muri Espagne mugikoni cyacu, ni mwiza cyane, ariko ukuyemo, chamfer yimbitse, ngaho, aho umwanda wose wera vuba kandi koza nabi. Byari nkenerwa guhitamo neza, ariko ntabwo ari byiza no ku mirongo hafi ya.
53. Hamwe nibibazo byikibazo. Bakeneye ibirenze ibyo bisa naho binini cyane mu gikoni. Nibyiza gukora ibirenze icyo gihe ku gicapo gishya kugirango ucike.
54. Birakonje cyane ko kuzunguruka bikozwe muri koridor no mucyumba cyo kuraramo. Muri koridor, ntukeneye kugenda hariya kandi hano kuzimya itara, kandi mucyumba cyo kuraramo urumuri rushobora kuzimwa, kuryama ku buriri.
55. Reba neza gukora ahantu hahanamye kuri Windows kandi ibintu byose birashimangirwa neza.
56. Mugihe ushyiraho ubwogero, ukurikiza igikombe cyikibindi cyo gukora kuri plum, kandi amazi hafi ntagenda niba kwiyuhagira muburyo bwurwego.
57. Guhatira Proba gukora hanze yuburebure mubwiherero nigikoni. Abo. Niba hari amazi munsi yubwiherero cyangwa ibikoresho byo mu gikoni, bitemba hagati yicyumba (urashobora guhita utanga ibitekerezo).
58. Iyo uhisemo tile, wagonganye nibibazo bitandukanye: Urupapuro rutandukanye (rwimukiye gushyira ibara palette), ubunini butandukanye (kugeza kuri 3mm), uburyo budashidika. Hamwe na Espanye n'Ubutaliyani nta kibazo nk'ibi byari.
59. Nabwirijwe gushyuha no gufunga icyuho wenyine. Ariko biracyari itandukaniro riri hagati y "bene wabo" nidirishya rishya riteye ubwoba.
60. Ntiwibagirwe ibyerekeye gari ya moshi ya kera!
61. Umuyoboro wo kubyara urahunze cyane. Byose ni imiyoboro myiza ya pulasitike, ariko ni byiza rwose, niko tubikesha amajwi - kubihindura kubintu runaka.
62. Niba hari umwana wamatsiko make, nibyiza gukora urufunguzo cyangwa gutoza kumuryango wose, cyane cyane mubyumba. Kandi ugumane ibibyimba byinshi, ariko ahantu bihendutse.
63. Niba wowe ubwawe wagura inguni mu bwiherero, uwiteho mugihe cyo gutwara ibishushanyo no kwangiza, kandi bitaha abubatsi, bitabaye ibyo bashushanya.
64. Tekereza ku kurinda inguni zisohoka hamwe na wallpaper kandi ntukagabanye inguni - sohoka.
65. Umwanya urambuye ni mwiza! Fata ako kanya mu nzu yose.
66. Tegura igikoni ako kanya. Incamake y'itumanaho ryinshi biterwa nayo.
67. Ntabwo nazigera nkora imyuma inguni mugikoni - ntibyoroshye cyane.
68. Ntabwo byaba ari ugukora urumuri rwa monophone mubwiherero - buri musorika igaragara, byibuze rimwe buri saha.
69. Ibibazo hamwe na boiler yavutse, ntamuntu wiburiye ko ari akaga kumanikwa kurukuta rwa plaqueryboard.
70. Ngomba kubanza gutekereza - urashaka guhindura amadirishya, hanyuma ugasana kwisiga mu nzu. Gusimbuza Ikirahure Ikirahure Nyuma ya Wallpaper - Ibyo biracyari Ubupfu ...
71. Ntukoreshe ibitambaro byera mubikoni mu gikoni - umwanda uzareba.
72. Ubwa mbere ugomba gusuzuma inkwi z'amashanyarazi mu bwiherero, hanyuma ushireho tile.
73. Witondere gushyira hasi mu bwogero no mu musarani - birashimishije!
74. Ntukize ku mazi - kugura byibuze 80 kumuryango, kandi baruta litiro 100.
75. Nibyiza gukora ubwiherero mumabara ashyushye. Bwa mbere mbayeho nkuyu - bisa nkaho ubushyuhe burenze urugero kuri 5-6.
76. Noneho nari kuba yarabujijwe gukora ibikoresho byo mu gikoni kuva ibyuma bidafite ishingiro kugirango yubake igenamigambi rikomeye.
77. Naguze ikibaho kitari parquet, kandi parquet nukuri, kuko Nyuma yimyaka mike, Inama, niyo ihenze cyane ku rubanza rwanjye, yatangiye kwipimisha gato kandi ibidodo byagutse hagati yimbaho.
78. Ntukicuza gukora socket. Nasomye iyi nama kare, ariko umugabo yankuyeho amaboko (appetite yapfuye), kubera iyo mpamvu, hari imigozi yo kwagura cyane kwirinda.
79. Igorofa nini: Ahantu hose hari tile, menya neza.
80. Urugo: Iyo imiryango yimbere yashyizweho, ntabwo yigeze imenya ko screm igomba kuba hafi yintoki. Turabazanisha kugirango switch yavuye kumurongo.
81. Ububiko: Niba hari byibuze ahantu runaka ushobora gutanga mugushyigikira icyumba cyo kubikamo, kora! Isuku, umuzingo, kumenagura, gusiganwa ku maguru, ibikinisho bya Noheri, ingese, indobo, ibikoresho, ibikoresho byo murugo bidakoresha buri munsi - ibintu byose birahari. Sinzi aho ibi byose byanze iyo bidakora ububiko butandukanye!
82. Parquet: Dufite parquet yijimye. Birasa neza cyane, ariko kuri etage yijimye, cyane cyane kumunsi wizuba, buri mukungugu ugaragara, bityo ugomba kweza buri munsi.
83. Ceiling: Prosech - yakoze igisenge cyiza mucyumba, ariko ntiyizirikanye ko munsi yinyubako yundi rwego rwimbere - iyo matara yose ntabwo ikuraho umuti mwiza wicyumba, nkuko Byafashwe, kandi bigaragarira mu gisenge, nko mu ndorerwamo. Ubwoba! Umunaniro wose, nkuko bavuga, biragaragara.
84. Mu musarani, ubwiherero (n'ahantu hose hari ubushuhe bwinshi) bakeneye byanze bikunze birambuye. Nibyiza, ntakintu nakimwe cyarushijeho kugwa, ariko cyane cyane - niba abaturanyi bakuzuye, amazi ntarangiza cyane mu nzu yawe, ariko agiye ku gisenge ubwacyo. Twakijije inshuro 2. Igisenge kirazigama gusa, kandi amazi aguma imbere. Hanyuma batuma ba shebuja, bakuramo igice cy'igisenge, bahuriza hamwe amazi, kandi yashizweho.
85. Logia (cyangwa Balcony): Ugomba kuvanaho amatara kandi byanze bikunze sock!
86. Mu bwiherero socket igomba kuba ubuhehere-gihamya (hamwe nigifuniko) - gukaraba imashini, hairor, urwembe, ozor na imeri bruck ni ngombwa.
87. Ukeneye guhatirwa mu bwiherero.
88. Kora imbuga zibikwa (urugero, indobo, imyenda, chimie n'abandi bakira).
89. Nkurikije ibyo bakoze neza:
1. Mu bwiherero bw'abashyitsi shyira akazu. Iyo bikenewe vuba, koza aho, kandi biracyaruroshye koza imbwa. Mubihe nkibi byanduye, gusa ibi byakijijwe! Kuko Mu bwogero bwa labrador yanjye, ntuzungurutse, kandi ntibishimishije gusangira no kwiyuhagira imbwa.
2. Amagorofa ashyushye, boiler, yishingiwe logia (hamwe nigorofa nini, urumuri na sock).
3. Isanduku nyinshi n'isahani ifunze + imyenda muri pepiniyeri, hari aho ubukungu bw'abana butuwe 4. Byubatswe - inzozi).
90. Nari gutsinda uwashizeho guhita mbona ishusho yose! Ibintu byinshi ntibikunda neza kuberako udasanzwe.
91. Iyo nteganya, aho nshyira ahantu hatose, nzazirikana icyerekezo cyibikoresho. Noneho uburiri bwacu buhagaze hafi y'urukuta, aho umuryango w'imbere uherereye mu cyumba kandi niba hari umushinga muto (ndetse no muri mikoro), hanyuma uyu mushinga utemba ku buriri kandi utemba mu rugi. Niba uburiri bwahagaze ku rukuta runyuranye, ntibyakora ku mayeri ye.
92. Kandi nabonye buto n'ibiti kuri peteroli. Sinkunda cyane. Bisa nkaho byatowe. Na mushikiwabo, bari mu cyegeranyo kimwe - ntibagaragara muri rusange.
93. Imiryango ifite impande zityaye - buri gihe umuntu ababaza ikiganza cyangwa ikindi kintu, birababaza kandi imyenda yihuta.
94. Vinyl Wallpaper munsi yo gushushanya umusaruro wa Ukraine - mucyumba kimwe Sirdora yatsimbaraye - amahano ateye ubwoba! Ikidage - Super yavumbuwe.
95. Ntabwo nazamura gusana bitarangiye no kubura ibikoresho. Amahirwe yari. Noneho ibi byose birambuye ... bisa nkaho bimenyereye, kandi igihe kirabura kugirango cyo kudarangiza byose.
96. Amasoko imwe arasekeje gusa! NTIBISANZWE! Noneho hamwe nanga tees mbaho.
97. Kubyerekeranye noroheje hasi bimaze kwandikwa cyane !!! Ariko ikigaragara nuko ntahagije ... isura idahwitse.
98. Sinzigera mpindagura mu wa Warpaper y'abana "fluffy" ushobora gukururwa - mu nzira yo gusinzira. Abana igihe cyose birukaga urutoki - banga byose hafi yigitanda.
99. Ibipimo byose byukuri byibikoresho byamenya mbere yo gusana. Mu gikoni, sofa (cyangwa nta na sofa ari inteko nini cyane, ifite intebe nyinshi), turashaka kugura - ifite uburebure bw'inyuma ya 90cm - Kumena kw'akarere ka Ssecensi iherereye 90cm, ni ukuvuga, itangira ifite uburebure bwa 86cm. Nahise mbona inyuma. Kwimura ibintu hejuru, kandi gitunguranye nyuma yimyaka mike sofa izahinduka.
100. Twahuye na Flechaul kandi tumenya ko ari ngombwa cyane - ntukize ibikoresho - wallpaper, gusiga irangi, kole - byose bigomba kuba byiza! Mu gikoni mfite ibihe byinshi byatsinzwe - Icumbike rito muri Porcerare Stonere - Nahisemo ntiyemeraga uwashizeho - none mfite amasahani yo mu misozi iruhande rwe - ategereje umurongo mu koza ibikoresho. Uburyo buke bwo kuzunguruka - byasaga nkibihenze, ariko byari ngombwa gukora. Ubusa bwasabye ikirahure imiryango idahwitse - ibintu byose birashobora kugaragara ibinyoma ku gikingo.
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