Umwe mu bakundwa cyane mu biruhuko byacu araza - 8 Werurwe. Kandi bivuze, dufite undi mundi wamahirwe meza yo kwatura gukunda umugore wawe, umuhe umunsi utangaje, fata umwanya hamwe! ..
Uratekereza noneho uzajya "indirimbo ishaje" kubyerekeye uburyo bwo gushushanya umutware wawe wananiwe? Dude! Bizaba ijambo ubungubujyanye nuburyo bishoboka (kandi ukaba ukeneye!) Ndashimira ibiruhuko byimpeshyi, abakobwa bakuze bo mumujyi munini! Turi aba kandi bidasanzwe! Ngiyo. Umuntu azakuramo ahandi ibitekerezo bibiri kugirango akemuregure kumukunzi wawe, umuntu utabona "gusa azamubonamo ingingo zikurikira ... zashyizweho numuntu we, bivuze ko ibisigaye bikabije kumutega amatwi. ..
Nshuti Abakomoka kuri Adamu! Ubujurire kuri wewe undi rehabil itukura. Kubera umunsi mpuzamahanga w'abagore, nakoze isesengura ryo kwamamaza mu buryo bw'ikigereranyo ry'abaguzi bahagarariye igitsina cyiza. Ingaruka zubu bushakashatsi, mubikorwa byanjye byunganira, rwose bizagufasha gufata umunsi wavuzwe haruguru hamwe no kunyurwa cyane nibikenewe byitsinda ryawe. Ninde, nukuvuga, rwose utekerezwa na gahunda yawe yubucuruzi. Schirts Noneho incamake y'abashakanye. Kandi basubiza umuhamagaro wumuntu wingenzi cyane. Cyangwa imisatsi ya la "u-me-uyumunsi-ifunguro rya nimugoroba" muri salon imwe yo kwishyiriraho. Noneho, dore ibitekerezo byateje imbere ibyiyumvo byawe kubaguzi basobanuwe rwose.
1. Amaroza yo kuryama. Ntabwo bisobanutse kuki, ariko abadamu bose mwijwi rimwe bavuze ko aho kuba abantu b'igitsina gabo mu miryango, mu gitondo byaba byiza cyane mu kuvumbura umutuku (umweru, uwukunda) roza mu buriri bwabo . Byinshi, ntabwo ari muburiri, ariko kuri yo. Umugore arashaka byibuze rimwe na rimwe yumva umwamikazi cyangwa, mubi, inyenyeri ya firime, irangwa nibara ryiza. Ntumwange kumwishimira cyane, cyane cyane ko impamvu yabyo ibereye. Nk '"itandukaniro ku ngingo" birashoboka ntabwo ari indabyo ubwabo, kandi ibibabi byabo, byimazeyo ibinyoma byose, ndetse no kugata indabyo ukoresheje ubutumwa bwihariye. Intumwa igomba kuba imuweho kandi irashimishije, ariko ntabwo ari umuntu mwiza, ushoboye gusunika ibyo ukunda kugereranya cyane kuri wewe. Kandi ntuzibagirwe kubyerekeye ubutumwa bwurukundo! Igomba kuba ubugingo, bufite ireme, ariko ntabwo bukomeye kandi burebure. "Raphaello" hamwe no kwerekana icyo gihe cyo kwerekana - "Depite Tishychí SLCV" - mubyukuri, ntabwo ari amahitamo.
Muri rusange, indabyo, zirakwiye kandi zitangwa neza, zizabera ubwinshi bwibitekerezo byose bikurikira.
2. Kwishyuza umujyi. Niba ikirere ari ploratabolic. Bisobanura iki mugihe cyizuba? Ibi bivuze ko idashyushye kandi slush, ariko kurabagirana mumitsi minini ya shelegi! Ariko bamwe muri shelegi ntibahagije, kandi ntabwo banywanyijwe cyane nibishobora, urusaku rwa moteri na teka rwabangavu basabye kwinjira mu bwinjiriro buturanye. Kandi rero - muri kamere! Mu mujyi! Mugihe gishoboka kuva munzu, mubuturo bwamashyamba n'ibiyaga, imisozi n'ibiraro by'ibiti ... ibyiyumvo byiza, bishimishije! Ibi ni, mumbabarire kugereranya hafi, nkigice cyurubura munsi ya scrotum yawe mugihe cya orgasm ... (Vuga neza?). Cyangwa hano ufite ibisigo byamizwe: "Ubukonje n'izuba, umunsi mwiza!" - Wibuke? Kuva muri opera. N'inzira, nko mu bukonje. Nibyiza cyane munzira igana kuri kamere yo kujya mu iduka hanyuma ugure ikoti yawe ukunda. Ubwoya busanzwe nimwe mu ntege nke z'abagore. Kandi umugabo, ariko, kuva kugikira kuri benshi muritwe mugihe "dutege nke". Nibyiza, niba atari ikote ryubwoya, noneho byibuze ikoti rishya kugirango ugire impungenge (Imana izi impamvu zishimira imyenda mishya !?). Wibuke: Umutware wawe ni ngombwa ntabwo ari byinshi wamuguze, ahubwo ko uri "Urupapuro rwizerwa" wamuhaye "ubusure bwe, ushimangira igitsina cye, ukabikora muri Aura, Hananni kandi Biryoshye.
Ariko umujyanama ni uganira numuyobozi werekeye kugukodesha ijoro rimwe ryurugo rwe rwinyenyeri. Yoo, das ist fantastisch! Tekereza ... kuri idirishya ribajwe - Umukobwa w'ubururu ufite urutonde rwirabura rwibiti-ibihangange ... mu ihati ryumye, birashimishije mu nzira zihumye, noneho birashimishije mu nzira zihumura, noneho uru rubanza rwuzuye umururumba ... ubushyuhe, COERS ... Hagati y'amatonda - Topchair nini, yuzuye uruhu rworoheje noneho inyamaswa itigeze ibaho ... no ku musaka - wowe na we ... ntabwo byoroshye, ntabwo ari koroshye kwita ku myifatire y'umubiri. .. mumaboko yawe - Ibirahuri byanditseho vino itukura ... mumazuru ndishimira impumuro yibihuha ... urakubonana cyane mumaso ... neza, ute ??? .??.
Imiburo ibiri niba urya ntabwo ari nijoro. Icya mbere: Gerageza Kutazamuka kugirango utagomba gusinzira - mubigo bya shelegi byavuzwe haruguru. Urukundo, mu buryo buvugishije ukuri. N'iya kabiri: ntukakome kuri ibi bika mu kirere cyiza, kuko kuri kalibrasi "gusa kugeza izuru ryahindutse icicle, amatwi ntabwo yapfutse ubururu-ubururu kandi uracyashobora kwimura ibyawe intoki.
3. Inzira iva kuri buji. Amayeri y'urukundo cyane. Umukunzi ava mu bwiherero, yinjira mu cyumba cyo kuraramo, kandi mu rugi ubwacyo, inzira ihindagurika k'ubutaka yashyizwe ku buriri. Indorerezi irasobanutse kandi itazibagirana. Niba utegura uruzitiro rwawe, rugiye kuva kukazi, rwashyizeho inzira ituruka kumuryango winjira tujya mu buriri - binyuze mu nzu yose. Kandi mubyumba, reka ategereze impano ishimishije muburyo bwameza hamwe nubuvuzi bwurukundo no gutwikwa no kutihangana umukunzi.
4. Imibonano mpuzabitsina ahantu habi. Birashoboka rwose ko Amazone yihishe inyuma yambaye imyenda yawe-irari, yiteguye kuri buri kintu cyose (cyangwa - hafi) guhanga no mubushakashatsi, harimo nubushakashatsi, harimo nubushakashatsi, harimo nubushakashatsi. Inzira imwe cyangwa indi, niba ubyutse "inyamaswa" muri yo (andika "inyamaswa" - ikiganza ntizanyurwa), hamwe nibishoboka byose byakomotse kuri Adamu na Seve. Ubushakashatsi butazwi bwerekanaga ko 77% by'abagore bafite imyaka 17 kugeza kuri 45 inzozi zishaje z'imibonano mpuzabitsina ahantu habi. Uburiri nibyiza, ariko gukomeza gushya kwibyiyumvo, impinduka zigihe nikibazo. Nigute ukunda ububiko bwibitabo, wasabwe gushakisha amakuru runaka ateye ubwoba? Cyangwa resitora yo muri resitora, aho nta bashyitsi bari bahari kuri wewe? Umuntu azabikunda cyane kubikora kurwego. Kugeza ubu Nina Kuzmichna ntabwo azamuka munsi yintoki hamwe na peteroli ye ya Nazari. Kandi hariho na lift - ibyago birashimishije cyane ... birashoboka kandi witondere muri iki cyumba kugirango ukomeze isaha cyangwa izindi ...
By the way, nibyiza gusura amaduka yimibonano mpuzabitsina mbere yo guhanga udushya twimbitse. Shyiramo muri gahunda y'ibirori, hanyuma urebe mubihe: Niba ibintu bimeze nuburere bwakundwa bifite (twizere ko bizaba), igihe kirageze ", igihe kirageze". Ariko, guhumeka kwa erotitingi birashobora kubaho gusa mububiko bwabakene cyane. Abantu benshi ntibakeka ko abastans bafungura amafaranga abiri cyangwa atatu "mu rukundo.
Ibutsa umukunzi wawe kubyerekeye ubwuzu bwawe. Kandi ntiwibagirwe imyiteguro ibanza yo kwivuza. Ndetse bikabije bigomba kubanzi byibuze umwuka uhuye. Ngiyo physiologiya. Umugore.
5. Ijoro muri hoteri. Kuraho muri hoteri icyumba gishya. Ihitamo isa na "Ibyiringiro", ariko umuco. Mubisanzwe, ubanza resitora (iri hafi ya buri hoteri). Niba ibintu bimeze kubyina neza kumuziki wurukundo. Ariko, no gusangira, kandi urashobora kubyina mumubare wenyine. Kandi nyuma yo guhuriza hamwe, kwemeza kwiyuhagira birasabwa. Niba ari jaczzi - nziza. Tegura ibintu kugirango wisange ubanza mu bwiherero kandi ushoboye kwitegura hamwe nishusho yawe nziza: ibara rya zahabu ryaka (impumuro nziza ya stawberri (impumuro ya erong-ylang,. . Urekura ubutwari kumabere mumazi yaka gato ... ntibisanzwe ko ubwoko bwabadamu buzareka kutitaho ibintu. Tutibagiwe ibizaba nyuma yo kuguhurira.
6. Ibinyugunyugu nk'impano. Duhereye kubikorwa byingirakamaro, impano ntagaciro rwose: ibinyugunyugu bizatatana no gupfa muri Martov. Byongeye kandi, biracyahenze bidasanzwe. Ariko ... imyumvire iyo ifunguye agasanduku, kandi kuva aho uguruka igihumbi (neza, reka ijana) ibinyugunyugu byinshi, ntibigereranywa n'ikintu icyo ari cyo cyose. Ibi birashimishije rwose! Uyu mugani uzagumana na we ubuziraherezo. Kandi mubuzima, ntibizongera kuba iyo samotagrod (muburyo bwiza bw'Ijambo) bizamuha mu rukundo rwabantu babarirwa muri za miriyoni (Yego kandi barandagira) ibinyugunyugu!
7. Ubutumire bw'ishyaka. Mumutumire ibirori. Niba kandi hari amahirwe - kuri masquerade. Byongeye kandi, kumiterere yo kwinjira muri ibi birori, bitandukanye. Byongeye kandi, amayeri arabonwa: uhindura isura yawe kurwego runaka, kandi umukobwa akeneye kukumenya muri rubanda. Kubisubizo byatsinze iki gikorwa, ubutumwa bwawe busezeranya igihembo ukunda. Nubwo hagati yacu, igihembo kivugwa ko ibyo aribyo byose.
8. Kuraho clutch limousine. Kandi uyigendere mu mujyi wa nijoro. Rimwe mu mwaka birashobora kwishyura umuntu. Umunezero uhenze, ariko mbega icyuma no gukundana!
9. Guhaguruka na kajugujugu. Umwamikazi nyawo agomba kugenzura "ibyo atunze" rimwe na rimwe. Kuki uta 8 Werurwe? Noneho hariho ibigo byuko roho nziza izagutwara kuri "kajugujugu" cyangwa indege nto. "Birumvikana ko" birumvikana, ntabwo bihendutse cyane, ariko birakwiye: inyanja irishimye! Iyo ubonye ibirenze ubuzima bwanjye bwose, ahubwo ni igice cyacyo kiboneye, wumva utabishaka uhari bidasanzwe, umutware w'isi, niba ubishaka. Abantu bose bari munsi ya bito, hafi ntabwo babona, kandi murugo kandi imodoka zisa nki ibikinisho biva mubana bawe mmmekorhial. Ongeraho hano igikombe cya kawa hamwe na shokora ya shokora cyangwa ibirahuri bya champagne hamwe ninanasi - kandi iki gihe kizibukwa gito kizibukwa kuva kera.
Hariho itandukaniro rikabije, kubafana ba reseticka. Iyi ni parashute gusimbuka. Yego yego. Kandi ntakintu cyo kwibuka abashya biguruka kugeza ibura ryo mwijuru uteye ubwoba n'amahano. Gusa nkeneye kubanza guhurira hamwe numwuka hanyuma usunike indogobe yawe mugukingura indege. Noneho menye ko atari indogobe yawe ... urwenya. Noneho kubyimba umubiri wose kandi - gucecekesha isi aki kagoma. Nibyiza kubikora hamwe nigice cya kabiri, ufashe amaboko. Ababihuye nibi ntibazaha SCR: ibyiyumvo bibaho bitagereranywa nikintu icyo aricyo cyose. Nkibitekerezo!
10. cake nini. Gusya amavuta aryoshye hamwe numutima ushushanyije hamwe numutima no kwandika (kumenyekana mu rukundo, byerekana ko yishimiye umukunzi we, bitatangwa murugo rwiburyo. Hanyuma utware umutetsi we mumutwe munini wera hamwe na misige ndende - ubwoko bwa firime cuhar nyamukuru.
11. Urukurikirane rw'impano nto. Niba bibaye ko ku ya 8 Werurwe, ukunda kure yawe, urashobora kumurika umururazi wo gutandukana k'urunigi rwo gutandukana - nto, ariko umwimerere kandi muburyo bwabo ningirakamaro. Inono nini ni nziza, ariko ishyaka ryinyemezabwishyu irashira vuba. Muri verisiyo yatanzwe, bihinduka ukundi: gutungurwa, kumwenyura kugirango usenyure ... hamwe nigihe gito. N'aho ushobora kubona impano - utanga umusaza inzira iyo ari yo yose iboneka - kuri terefone, smet, nibindi.
12. Giratanga! Niba "mugukangurira amahirwe" ntabwo yabikoze kugeza ubu. Aragitegereje ibi. Cyangwa ntabwo ategereza, ahubwo - ni ikihe cyaha gihisha - kimaze igihe kinini kibitekereza. Igitekerezo gishobora gukorwa munsi yumwenda wa "software ishingiye ku" mico "nkikibazo cya nyuma. Numucyo winyenyeri zo mu kirere nijoro cyangwa iyo buji ari shimmer mu mfuruka nziza ya resitora y'Ubutaliyani. Ba, baravuga bati: Umwamikazi wanjye. Kandi nzakosora neza ikamba kumutwe wawe mwiza kandi ushishikarize amahoro yawe y'agaciro. By the way, kubyerekeye imitako. Mu buryo butunguranye, aho nta gufata ... Oya, ntabwo ari umubu muto. M-A-Allen OScillate. Ibanze, byanze bikunze, mbere yo gutaka, ariko rero abazungu barumvise: itangwa ntabwo rigomba gukora amahitamo, amasaro nizindi myenda "ariko nimpeta ... kandi ni ubuhe bwoko bwamabuye ku mpeta? Hafi hamwe n'umubare. Yewe, diyama. Ubu ni inzira yacu. Nubwo kuri diyama, urumuri rworoshye ntirugiye. Haracyariho topazy, safiro, nibindi Ukozwe neza gusa, mumaduka yimitako, ugaragara - kandi uzatanga byinshi "KAMOSHKOV" - ntuzacukura kugeza mu gitondo!
Uzamuke imbere yigisigo, kimwe cyangwa bibiri cyangwa bibiri, hanyuma urangize icyifuzo cyawe. Urashobora kwibuka ikintu kidashutswe cyane muri kera. Soma ugenda ureba mumaso, ariko udafite pathos zirenze. Imirimo iratangaje. Nyizera, kuko wahisemo ntazaba umunsi w'impeshyi gusa, ariko nanone umunsi utazibagirana mu buzima bwe!
Hano ufite ibitekerezo. N'abandi - baza nawe. Ibintu byose muri uru rubanza biterwa nibitekerezo byawe, ibyiyumvo byawe numufuka wawe. Urashobora gutanga umukunzi wawe koga mu bwogero, wuzuye champagne, kandi ugere ku ngaruka zisiga byinshi kugirango zifuzwa. Kandi urashobora kuzuza champagne wenyine na "umudamu wumutima", kandi ntabwo uri hejuru, ahubwo kugirango ikibazo gikosore kugirango ingaruka zibe nziza. Umva amahitamo yawe, gerageza ukeke ibyifuzo bye - kandi impeshyi yawe y'ikiruhuko ntabwo igarukira ku munsi umwe.
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