Umunsi wa 1
Amatangazo yagaragaye kumuryango wubwinjiriro:
"Kuva ejo, hateganijwe gusimbuza imiyoboro mu bwinjiriro bwawe. Turasaba abapangayi iminsi ibiri kuba murugo, cyangwa tugasiga urufunguzo kubaturanyi. Tubikuye ku mutima, Zhek "
Mu buryo bwose bwo kwinjira, umucyo watwitse. Umuntu wese yaganiriye ku makuru ashimishije. "Amaherezo !!!".
Umunsi wa 2
Nishimiye ko iminsi ibiri itaha igwa muri wikendi, ntibigomba kubana nakazi. Umuntu wese uzi neza kuba murugo. Bugorobye, inyandiko yagaragaye ku itangazo ry'umupira w'amaguru: "UV. Kwinezeza! Kugirango wihutishe inzira, nyamuneka tanga uburyo bwo kubona imiyoboro. Birakenewe gusenya agasanduku, Tile, nibindi Urakoze kubyumva ".
Nibyiza. Birakenewe - birakenewe. Mu ijoro ryimbitse muri stairowell, umukondo w'amasanduku yamenetse wunvikana kandi imisaraba y'icyuma, imvange hamwe na Matyuki. Ibyishimo biteganijwe byinshuti byateganijwe byatangiye gucika.
Umunsi wa 3.
Ifunga ryagaragaye. Igorofa yazengurutse inzu y'igorofa yose uko ari itanu, yamennye ikintu hamwe nigipimo cya kaseti kandi igiti cy'ikaramu cyanditse umunyamakuru mu ikaye ye. Ku kibazo: - "Uzatangira ryari?" - Yashubije yibasiwe: - "Ahari ndetse n'ejo ... ariko, bitarenze igihe cyagenwe." Ifunga ryacitse iminsi itatu.
Umunsi wa 6
Ubwiherero bwanjye, hamwe nigisanduku cya plastiki gitangaje, wahishe imitsi ya mirongo itanu yimyaka mirongo itanu yigihe cya Kingle. Igihe natubonye mu bwana muri Wardrobe - ibintu byose byarebaga hirya no hino . Gusa aho kuba imiryango ihagaritse Inama y'Abaminisitiri hamwe n'urukuta rw'inyuma - hano imiyoboro yangiritse yazimye, kandi kuva ku rukuta kandi igisenge gimanitse irangi ry'intwari. Igihe cyose, yinjiye mu musarani, narebye iyi shusho ya postmodernism yo hambere, injangwe zatsinze ubugingo bwanjye ku bugingo n'ubunararibonye.
By the way, kubyerekeye injangwe ... injangwe yanjye, kugeza igihe byose kukazi, birashoboka ko ari wowe wenyine wishimiye gusana. Nibura imyidagaduro imwe kuri we. Imyanda rero ititabiriwe, amahirwe menshi aboneka, kugeza igihe ntawe ubibona.
Hariho wikendi nshya kandi abantu bose bizeye ko ibintu byose bizaba ejo kandi ntibyagomba kuba ngombwa kubaza akazi. Ubusa.
Umunsi wa 8
Itsinda ryabahanga-abaharanira inyungu zateraniye inama rusange mubapangayi twubwinjiriro bwacu. Ibitekerezo bitandukanye bya siyansi byagaragaye kubyerekeye gusana byanze bikunze no guhisha mu cyerekezo kitazwi cyigituba. Umuntu yemeye gushakishwa, ariko nkuko ifunga izabona - komeza kunsimbuka kugeza byose bibikora. Hariho kandi ibitekerezo byingenzi: kubona imiyoboro ya rusty ubwabo, kandi yitwaje intwaro - kugirango tujye gukubita inyenzi. Kujugunya shobuja, kandi icyarimwe wasanganji, ahora adahari mukazi no kwerekanwa "ku bigize umuryango" bikorwa iminsi itatu. Nta muntu wabaye ikibazo gisobanutse cyimiyoboro, batinya kuguma nta mazi na gato, ariko basanga umutwe wumutwe wa Hweak hanyuma "wamushimiye muburyo bworoshye kandi bwuje urukundo kugirango bigaragaze imikorere mu gusana imiyoboro y'inzu yacu. "
Ihamagarwa rya terefone ryagize ingaruka.
Umunsi wa 9
Mugitondo cyigitondo bibiri cyaje icyarimwe. Biragaragara ko waje bwa mbere - yimuriwe kurundi rubuga, kandi gushya byibagiwe gusobanura gahunda yimirimo iri imbere. Ntibari bazi ibibera na gato.
Slicers yakiriye neza, kandi ukurikije imigenzo ya kera yo mu Burusiya, buri nzu yahawe icyayi hamwe na sandwiches, n'ibiri. Ifunguro rya salo ya lockmaker ntiryari rigihagaze kumaguru ndetse ninshuro ebyiri twaririmbaga kuri "bis"
"Nasuye neza, nagiye,
Hariho umukunzi wabonetse.
Navuze - "Niki * Yu?"
Byoherejwe kandi ibumoso!
Nziza, ufite impfabusa
Mu nzu ya e * imyaka.
Ubu ndi mu bwinjiriro bwose,
SP ** ZHUGENDO! "
Umunsi wa 10
Biracyasiba lockmith, bidasanzwe birahagije, byagaragaye kare mu gitondo. Batandukanye ku magorofa, kandi mu nzu batangira gukwirakwiza kimwe na fashishing. Gufunga guhuzagurika hagati ya etage kugirango arekure imiyoboro yashyizwemo. Abapangayi b'ibyishimo ntibakongeraho. Urusaku, umukungugu, umwanda n'ibirundo by'imyanda, abapangayi bagomba gufatwa wenyine. Nimugoroba, ibintu byose byarangiye nta bitambo, usibye ubwiherero bubiri muri etage ya mbere na gatatu, hamwe na pakotos yo kwiyuhagira acryc to acryc kuri gatanu yanjye.
Noneho imiyoboro yangiritse yongeyeho mu mwobo hasi, aho imitako yose yubwiherero bwinyubako zisanzwe zabasoviyeli zisanzwe zarebwa hejuru.
Umunsi wa 11
Mu gitondo cya kare, mugitondo cyatangiranye no kwambuka ubwoba no kumira mu bwisambanyi. Khrushchev inyubako yamagorofa atanu yamye azwiho kumvikana neza, kandi hamwe nu mwobo unyuze mu magorofa no kuganya ubwiherero, ingaruka zo kuboneka rwose zarakaye inshuro nyinshi. Birumvikana, kandi ibyiza byabo - birashoboka, kurugero, udafite "pallet" kugirango usuzume mu mwobo ukareba uwo muri iki gihe afata ubwogero. Inzozi za voyeurist. Nibyo, ntabwo nashimishije cyane, kuko dandeltion ya nyirakuru aba munsi yanjye, kandi amagorofa yo hepfo arasa nabi.
Benshi mu mwobo wose hasi wishimiye injangwe yanjye. Yashoboraga kwicara ku nkombe z '"cluff" no kureba abatuye mu magorofa yo hepfo. Yamenye rero ko injangwe aba mu igorofa rya kane, no ku mbwa ya mbere - imbwa yasaze, ku bw'inshi ry'impumuro iva mu magorofa yose, yabaye nimugoroba yo guta ku mwobo mu gisenge, nk'impyisi ku kwezi. Mubisanzwe, ingaruka za stereo ziburirwa, ziyongeraho umwanya ufunze, zazanye igice cya kabiri kandi gihagaze neza muri leta yabanjirije infrack.
Kandi twizere gusa ko ibyo byose bizarangira vuba, ntibyabemereye intambara rusange ituranye no gutera icyuma.
Umunsi wa 12
Ni iki cyakora ku ngaruka zo kwiherera, nakuye umwobo hasi hamwe na rag. Ariko injangwe yanjye yahisemo ko uku kutiha uburenganzira bwe, byatangaje ko ari intagondwa kandi ko ku munsi wose mu musarani. Ntabwo yambuwe gusa indorerezi, none ubu nta mahirwe yari afite yo gusiga bike. Biragaragara ko yari afite filine yuzuza umwobo uri mu mwobo, hamwe na pope ye, kugira ngo akore ikinyabutumwa no guterura imbwa mu igorofa rya mbere.
Nimugoroba, yari agishoboye gukora amabara atandukanye mubuzima bwe. Hamwe no gutabaza "Yobvashchum!" Yaguye hamwe no gufunga kugeza ku igorofa rya kane. Mbere yuko urupfu batinya nyirakuru, yazanye injangwe yaho, yajugunye imyanda ku musarani w'abamanitse, akuramo umwenda w'umwenda, igihe yageragezaga guhanagura imiyoboro. Injangwe yagarutse mu nzu. Nyirakuru yasezeranyije umwenda mushya. Imodoka yakozwe mubice bibiri ahashaje.
Injangwe kuva icyo gihe ntizahuza umwobo hasi.
Umunsi wa 13
Hooray! Gusana birakomeje. Yazanye imiyoboro mishya ya plastiki. Mbere ya saa sita, batangajwe ku magorofa, ariko rero byaje kugaragara ko imiyoboro itari "kalibe", nta pulayi ihagije - batangira kubasubiza.
Umunsi wa 14
Amakamyo. Imiyoboro ni ndende, kubwimpanuka yamennye idirishya mumuryango. Scotch yatetse. Basezeranije guhindura ikirahure ku kiguzi cyabo.
Umunsi wa 15
Yazanye imiyoboro myiza. Kurutonde ku magorofa. Amavuta ashyushye kandi inzuzi ebyiri nshya zazanywe, aho kumeneka.
Bazanye izindi pubre y'ibikoresho byose, ibikoresho, hamwe n'amasanduku yashyizweho kashe hamwe n'ibikoresho, abadapte hamwe na fittings. Ko ibyo byose nibyiza kwiba, mugihe cyo gusana, twahaye umurinzi wo mu mubare wa Pansiyo - Abaharanira inyungu. Nkigisubizo, umuntu ni ubwoko bwa screwdriver. Cyangwa birashoboka ko atari byose. Birababaza urujya n'uruyono byoroshye.
Umunsi wa 16
Amazi yaciwe mu bwinjiriro. Ninde washoboye - icyo gihe, udafite umwanya, yiruka mu iduka ryamazi icupa. Ibintu bibi cyane byari hamwe nubwiherero. Byari bibujijwe kuyikoresha, ariko aho kwiruka, niba hari icyo kuvuga. Ibintu byoroshye bisigaye kugirango bikemure abapangayi bonyine.
Injangwe yanjye ni nziza. Buri gihe afite tray yuzuza ahantu, hamwe nimbwa yumusazi kuva hasi ya mbere agenda kugirango ajye mumuhanda. Sinshobora cyane, mu gitondo rero nihutira gukora, kugira umwanya wo gukora ubucuruzi bwawe.
Umunsi wa 17, 18 na 19
Hindura imiyoboro. Inzira ntabwo yumvikana gusobanura. Yatangiye kandi buhoro buhoro, hasi inyuma, arazamuka. Umunsi wa kabiri urangiye, icyuma gishaje cyasibwe neza na plastiki nshya. Yahinduye ubwiherero bwacitse irahindurwa, gare nshya yigitambaro gishyushye. Imiyoboro ya rusty yashinzwe neza mu cyuma cy'icyuma, kandi imyanda yo kubaka ifatwa ku myanda.
Fungura amazi !!! Ariko, umwobo uri hagati yo gukosorwa uragumye.
- Ejo indiburiri izaza, kandi byose bizaza! - yasezeranije gufunga no kuvuga.
Byari bimaze gushoboka gukeka ko Brigade ya kabiri atabayeho muri kamere gusa, kandi ntamuntu waje gufunga umwobo mu nzu hafi y'ejo hazaza.
Umunsi wa 30
Ubuzima bukomeza na we! Abantu batangira kumenyera buhoro mu mwobo wikoranabuhanga basigaye nyuma yo gusanwa. Mu musarani ntibongera kwemerera Shye "wongorera", ariko perpali yuzuye. Umaze no gutandukanya abaturanyi kuriyi majwi.
- TRA-TA-TA ... - iyi "irasa" nyirakuru kuva kuri etage ya kane.
- Ba-bah! - asubiza umuturanyi we hasi.
- PI-I-U-Y-Y ... - Ricochet ibaha nyirasenge kuva isegonda.
- u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uluu - hoghls imbwa kuva irya mbere.
Ikibazo rusange kirera hafi. Ibintu bito bitonyanga kure cyane kuba mu bwinjiriro ubu ni imiyoboro mishya, kandi amazi meza y'ibihangano arabatsinda. Kandi umwobo mu magorofa ... rero dufite igitambaro.
Umunsi ... Ntabwo nibuka icyo.
Abasore babiri bato baraza kandi ibyobo byose byari bidoda muminsi ibiri. Ubwa mbere basutse ibirafu byo kubaka, naho ku munsi wa kabiri, igihe abaramu bumye - bararya barangi. Niba nari nzi ko bishoboka cyane - Nari gukora.
PI.sy.
Itangazo rishya ryagaragaye kumuryango wubwinjiriro:
"Kuva ejo, hateganijwe gusimbuza bateri mu bwinjiriro bwawe. Turasaba abapangayi iminsi ibiri kuba murugo, cyangwa tugasiga urufunguzo kubaturanyi. Abikuye ku mutima, Zhek. "
Ariko iyi ninkuru itandukanye rwose.
Umwanditsi G.U.S.
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