Ngati masharubu aatali, manga masharus mu panties!
(c) Nyimbo yabwino ya G. Kharlamova (Comedy Club)
Ndipo nyimboyi ikupindika m'mutu, yotengedwa ndi a Epigraph, ndi Spins.
Kwenikweni, masharuba awo omwe ali, lero tidzachita. Ndipo pamodzi nawo, chifukwa cha gulu la chidole chathu, ndi tsitsi ... Inde, ndi ndevu sizipweteka.
Chifukwa chake, timapanga zomera.
Phunziro lomaliza lomwe tinapanga chigoba. Phunziro lachiwiri lidzakhala losavuta. Koma chomaliza (chabwino, kapena pafupifupi) chomwe chidzatengera.
Zidzatenga:
pang'ono pang'ono
ulusi ndi singano
lumo,
Uchimo
Buluna lolunjika "mphindi",
Magawo atatu a ulusi woluka,
Scalp kuchokera phunziro lakale.
Tidzachita zomera zonse lero munjira yopanda malire.
Popeza ndikufuna kupanga mkulu, ndiye kuti tsitsilo lidzafunikira gymy ndi imvi kwathunthu. Kodi mutha kutero, pitani mwachizolowezi ndi kuwasiyira ulusi, koma funsoli ndi loti mupange?
Ndili wopotoza, ine ndine mutu wopanda kanthu, ndimaganiza. Ndidawoloka pa intaneti, komanso kunalibe wina aliyense atayimilira komanso malangizo omwe mumakonda. Ndiye, ndiye kuti inunso mudzabwera.
Koma poyambira, chigoba chathyathyathyathyathyathyathyathyathyathya chimafunikira kulowa m'mutu. Chifukwa chake, pitani pakupanga gawo la kupezeka - mapilo.
Chinthu china cha Capron ndichakuti pazolinga izi zokha komanso zokwanira.
Monga mu phunziroli nambala 1, timadyetsa nsaluyo ndi kabati ndikupanga pilo.
Ndipo tsopano muthanso kuyambitsa mutu womalizidwa.
Dulani ndi chidutswa cha bungwe la uchimo awiri opyapyala m'lifupi. Awa ndi nsidze zathu zamtsogolo. Kenako, timayika guluu kumalo komwe timaganiza kuti ziwasunge. Timawumitsa pang'ono ndikumamatira zidutswa za kapangidwe kake. Tsopano tifunika kunyengerera pang'ono ndikupereka nsidze.
Ndi zomwe chitsamba chinapezeka.
Mofananamo, tipanga ndevu, masharubu ndi khungu.
Dulani ma syntheps pamizere. Ngati mikwingwirima ndiokhulupirika, ndibwino kugwera mwa iwo, monga akupempha. Wowonda padzakhala wopanga, wabwinoko.
Mafuta chibwano ndi guluu ndikumeza mizere. Momwemonso, timachita ndi masharubu ...
... Ndi tsitsi!
Makosi a tsitsi okha ndi omwe amafunikira mosiyanasiyana. Kodi mwawona tsitsi lometa "Kare" limatero? Kuyambira gawo lolowera pamwamba pa tsitsi limayamba kutalika. Ndipo ana akufupikitsa: 2-5 masentimita. Machush' amapezanso kutalika kwake. Pofuna kuti tisatanthauze ndi kapangidwe ka mutu, timafupikitsa zingwe, timawonjezera kutalika kwake kwa wojambula.
Chifukwa chake pezani mutu wonse.
Tatsala pang'ono kupanga tsitsi ndipo tabweretsa zometa uja mu mawonekedwe a Mulungu.
Mukufuna chingwe! Padzakhala tsitsi kuti ligwire.
Tavala nokha, monga kuluka kuluka, mwa atatu (kapena kupitilira). Ndinatenga ulusi inayi, awiri a iwo ndi ochepa thupi, kukula. Zolumikizidwa.
Timagwira tsitsi louluka pammutu wa chidole.
Tsopano sewero lometa. Ndikofunikira kutenga masamba.
Takonzeka!
Phunziro lotsatira tidzapanga thupi.
Gwero: Mudzi wa Epelsulkino!