Ah, soda iyi! Tiyeni tichite izi: Werengani ndi kutseka mzati, lembani ndalama zomwe mungagwiritse ntchito ngati simunawerenge nkhaniyi. Ndipo kumapeto tidzafotokozera mwachidule a Igoga (Kubera, Zachidziwikire - kulembedwa moyenera. Koma ndalama zomwe mungachite bwino!).
Kukhitchini kwa aliyense, wamoyo! Osalipira nyama yokwera mtengo - iyi ndi soda yomweyo, koma ndi maswiti okongola. Muyenera kupanga nyama mwachangu, kusunthidwa, komanso ngakhale kukhala yofewa? Mlomo si wopusa, aliyense akufuna kuchita zina. Kodi mumatani? Adafotokozera chidutswa cha Soda ndi maola ochepa mufiriji. Musanaphike, ndimayala nyama m'madzi, chotsani mabwinja kuti kunalibe iwo pa Mzimu. Ngakhale voludovina yakale motero njirayi ingakhale yamwala.
Momwe mungayang'anire Soda pa Kuyenera? Mukatulutsa koloko ndi viniga, ndipo nthawi yomweyo penti ikadakhala, imatanthawuza kuti Soda adatopa. (Koma osataya: kutsanulira chidebe chosweka pansi pa chidebe, ngakhale chotsalira chidzathandizira kuti chithandizireni.) Kutayika koyambirira kwa Soda Miyoyo 18 Mwatsopano ndikuwerenga tsiku lomaliza pa paketi.
Sambani zipatso ndi ndiwo zamasamba ndikulangizani m'madzi a koloko - koloko ifika pomwe madzi sangathe. Sindikufuna kuti nsomba zisankhidwe osasangalatsa? 2 supuni za koloko pa lita imodzi ya madzi ndi thaulo kapena chopukutira mu yankho lanu kapena zidutswa za filet. Pofika koloko mufiriji. Owuma, ndi zina. Maomeleti anu amakhala abwino kwambiri ngati koloko pa nsonga ya mpeniwo apereka, ndikufulumizitsa ma bobs, nyemba zimathandizanso koloko. Kuphatikiza apo, mukafinya tsabola wanu, kaya ndi pea kapena lobio, sipadzakhala inu, kukhululuka Ma France, kuti achite mantha.
Palibe yisiti mnyumbamo? Osati mavuto. Vitamini C kapena aspirin alipo? Anasakaniza limodzi la awiri mphambu makumi asanu ndi 50 kudzaloko ndi koloko, yomwe mumafunikira yisiti (mpaka sanakhazikike pa powezi). Ndipo mukudziwa zomwe ndizodabwitsa? Mtanda wanu sudzauka mpaka udzafika mu uvuni. Koma pali kale kale pamenepo ... Ndipo ndani adzaukonda, pomwe manja, kununkhira, nkhalalani mutaphika anyezi, adyo, nsomba, nsomba, sizimamveka bwino? Ndipo ndife anzeru, ndife manja a soda m'malo mwa sopo. Anagula mtsuko wa ma pickles okongola kwambiri, ndipo ndi azosasintha, acidity olimba. Kodi soda yathu ili kuti? Mosamala - polumikizana ndi viniga, padzakhala thonje lamphamvu, motero tidzaika mtsuko uko.
Sindikonda pamene plums omwe ali mumira ndiodetsedwa. Zomwe ndimachita kuyambira nthawi ndi nthawi: ma supuni angapo owerengeka kutsanulira mu dzenje pakokha ndi gululi ndi shusha ndi mlandu wa viniga. Ndipo ndikabwereka, apo ayi ndi mchere wamchere ndi madzi owotcha ndi otentha, mcherewu (koma ndibwino kuti muyeretse nkhaniyi ya pepsi ndi cola). Chotsuka, mungaganizire popanda ufa wawo wokwera mtengo sudzagwira ntchito! Ndimachita izi: Ndimasakaniza supuni ziwiri za koloko ndi ma spoons awiri a Boracs (ufa bome). Zotsatira zake zidzakudabwitsani. Mwa njira, makinawo adasamba nthawi ndi nthawi ayenera kuthandizidwa kuchokera kununkhira kwa koloko lomwelo - amabalalitsa theka la makapu pa pallet, kenako ndikusungunuka galimotoyo mozungulira.
Firiji, microwave, mbale yachitsulo yopanda dzimbiri, wopanga khofi, romler, therces, therms (ndiuzeni zomwe mukufuna kutsuka) - Ndili ndi koloko yonse. Masiponji omwe timatsuka mbale ayenera kutambasulidwa sabata iliyonse ndikugula zatsopano - mkati mwawo ma virus. Ndiye kuti akunena. Inde, adathawa ... ndimawuluka masiponji anga a koloko yomweyo ndikusunga chinkhupuro changa usiku m'madzi otuwa. Koloko imayeretsa zipatso. Musakhale aulesi kuyika msuzi ndi koloko usiku mufiriji. Mbali ya zinyalala mu nduna ya khitchini imakondanso kamodzi pa sabata ndi koloko kuti apange abwenzi. Nyerere zakhitchini - kuwaza koloko pakhomo, mabowo onse m'zipinda za anthu ena amathandizidwa - tidzachoka.
Inde, izi ndi zowona: Amphaka athu ndi piss, ndi poke. Ndipo kuchokera mu izi mu thireyi. Mukufunsa, bwanji kukhitchini? Uyu ndi wina ngati, ndipo mu nduna yanga kukhitchini, mwamunayo adadula lazi kwa iwo, ndipo tili ndi chipinda cholumikizira, Pepani. Ndipo chifukwa chiyani? Ndipo chifukwa ndimadziwa chitsanzo pamene amphaka adachira kuchimbudzi pa bwenzi langa, ndipo adasunga chitseko nthawi zonse. Koma alendowo adabwera, ndipo chitseko chatseka chitseko. Anthu omwe anali! Kubwezera kwa amphaka kunali kusintha kapeti ndi parquet. Ndipo fungo linakhalabe choncho! Lolani ife kukhitchini, ndipo ife ndife tizilombo - timakhala ndi Soda mu filler, ndipo palibe fungo. Ndipo kununkhira kotsiriza ndikofunika!
Khungu la nyumba. Chirknoly pa oyera ndikukhala ndi chingwe chakuda? Khanda ndi pencissi ya sera idagwa? Ndikufuna - khoma la koloko, mukufuna kujambula choko. Kuchapa ma Wallpaper chikondi Soda Sode. Ndipo ma carpets oyera ndikuchotsa fungo la shaft ya koloko yomweyo. Kungolemba kumene motere. Makiyi a piano nthawi zambiri amakhala achikasu. Pitilizani?
Mu bafa pafupifupi chilichonse chomwe mungasambitsa koloko: kuchokera ku matayala pansi kupita ku matanda, kupita padenga. Palibe deodorant? Koloko pa chipika! Osagula ndalama zotsika mtengo komanso zopepuka. Khalidwe la aliyense wa iwo lingalimbitsidwe ndi kuwonjezera koloko. Ndimagwiritsa ntchito Tyroza, ndi koloko im ndi kotala. .
Ndipo zida zanu zothandizira zilinso m'bafa? Kenako timathandizidwa kuwotcha: Ufulu wa Soda mu madzi a Icena, anachimanga nsanza ndi kutentha, ndikupitilizabe kuyikapo mpaka kuyikapo mpaka kukulirani mpaka kutentha. (Amayaka ndidakali ndi kutaya mbatata ya mbatata ndi mano). Kuwotchedwa padzuwa? 4 supuni za koloko pa kapu yamadzi. Mwanayo akudwala ndi chimphepo ndipo kuphatikiza mwamphamvu - mumupangitse kusamba ndi koloko. Kudula mukameta? Supuni ya soda pa kapu yamadzi ndi kudula. Chinthu chomwechi kuchokera kuluma kwa njuchi. Kuwonongeka kwa diapbou khanda kumathandizidwanso ndi yankho lofooka la koloko.
Adagwa, adadzuka - gypsum. Omwe sanavale, samadziwa nthawi zina mano kudutsa pansi pa mafinya a gypsum. Anthu, chilichonse ndi chosavuta: Ikani chowumitsa tsitsi lanu pamtundu wozizira ndikuwongolera koloko yowuma pansi pa pulasitala. Koma ndikwabwino kuti wina athandizidwe, kenako osakhala ndi soda ya bluda m'maso.
Kodi mumasankha mano anu? Kapena mukuwopseza matenda osafunikira? Ndimasunga Soda ndi mchere palimodzi ndi dzino, ndikuwona kusayiwala. Tsitsani mano ndi mano anu ndiye dzino, ndiye kuti mchere. Ndipo amene avala mahule - amawasunga mu sodi yothetsera usiku ndi koyera koyera. Dandruff, kachiwiri: pukuta koloko yowuma mu khungu. Kodi mukudziwa kuti ma acquers pamapeto pake a Shampoo sanatuluke? Onjezani ku Soda shampoo. Kuchimbudzi: Osagula pamalemba osungirako ma freeshers - mumaba, malo obadwira.
Mu garaja: ma batire nthawi ndi nthawi amatsuka ndi supuni 4 za koloko ndi supuni yamadzi. Ndimazipanga kukhala chowotcha. Kenako ndimakupukuta ndikumafuta mafuta odzola. Mabwenzi sakhala nthawi yayitali.
Ndipo pamapeto pake, tiyeni tiwonetse anyamata athu kuti aziganizira kwambiri. Tengani botolo la pulasitiki ziwiri kuchokera pansi pamadzi kapena komwe kulipo, lodzaza chala chokhala ndi viniga, kutalika kwa mpira womwe timatupa ndi asanu. Zomwe zimachitika mu botolo zitha kugawa mpweya woipa ndikutulutsa mpira wanu, zomwe mwakwanitsa kuyimitsidwa pakhosi. Nthawi zambiri, ana amakuwa. Ndipo iye sachita zoipa kwa iye.
Zingakhale zowerengera gawo lathu ndikuwona kuchuluka kwa momwe tikanakhalira kutaya ndalama za mphepo. Machenjera kwa inu ndi kukwaniritsidwa polimbana ndi vuto!
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