The story will go about lead. About wooden and domestic. From Alexander Ivchenko.
It all starts with a log
Make a piglet from a chainsaw log is not particularly difficult. Often write: "Well, I can never!" Not true. That's just for this summer, it raised two students, and, on the Internet. One is a fireman, the second is the driver. Both took saws and from scratch began to cut. Video process - at the end. Shook. There is nothing awake there.
Council of beginners - train on carrots. Carrot knife cut out what you want. And then repeat the saw on the log. Technique of work - almost one in one.
Even the tail pig can be tightened
In short, it turns out such a support for a bench
Boards. Personally, I have a pine, pieces of an old formwork from repairing a porch. Artificially aged ("Brash" - Google, it's a simple)
Collected the framework.
And on the frame - such a fence. This is the back, if anyone does not understand
Approximate assembly
Cast iron. Also saw. He is nothing. Just for beauty
And this is the Racuit of Sebastian. It is also just for beauty. You can look at it for a long time. And play with him - too.
How real happened!
And ... he is a real ...
Another element. Also decoration. Without it you can do
Well, now I will show all the product assembly. And I will pass the letters about the pig. You can not read them.
I have already written about the park in the city center, where all summer saw as Voronezh. The whole story with the park began at the end of May. I was called unfamiliar, but energetic people - they say, the park is abandoned, the very center. There is a material (elm). Dried! And I began to cut. And all summer lived with a magnificent dream of communism. Sawed for his money. Thousands of 3 to 5 in each sculpture left consumables. But the joy of the process was much more expensive. People walked. Filmed, wondered, praised, rejoiced
They told me many in the open text: "Are you very sick? Break, throw on grandmother, get! " And I said: "Well, let him! I want so much
Summer has passed. And now I have to state: the communism failed .... Gloomy prophecies came true, and I got what I wanted.
For example, the strike of the eagle parked the lady. Do not ask how she got into the park. Somehow got! The eagle stood in the middle of the square in front of the DC, but she did not see him. So the eagle made his first flight. And the young lady ran around and screamed: "What do you have the woods here? !! My car is now scratching on bumper! " I advised her to leave until I left the saw autograph on board. Saw was in her hands, and she believed. Lean.
And the Dragon on September 1, tear off his head. Naturally. See what neck? Thick. True, wood "on the layer". He pulled his head in every way - thought firmly. But no. As soon as shkolota returned to the city, I found the dragon lying on my back, and my head was a little bit.
I look at the fastened parents who, in four hands, sit down their beloved young tools, trying to get to the sculpture. In the "baby" at 80 kilo sala. He is hard. He covers, but climbs. And climbs! To the question: "Why? This is a tree. It will break ... "Atheroditel starts to yell:" And you do not point here! Baby fun! He is a child! And generally speaking. It is necessary to hang signs that it is impossible to climb the sculpture! "
Plates ... But is it so not obvious? No tables? Why is the photo considered beautiful if you don't just stand next to, and climbed with your feet, and as much as possible?!
How to explain the drunk crowd on the day of the city that Pegasus's wings do not in order to hang on them bags with beer eggplants?
And how many producers did see!
"You are gorgeous! You come to us! From now on you will be not just Sasha with a chainsaw. You will be a gear of a steel car under the most famous brand "Uncle Vasya-International"! True, while all the enterprise is you, I and my unemployed everyday. Of course, we will not give you a room, materials and money on consumables. It's all too small and vigorously for such a famous firm. But now all orders will go through us. You can only cut and bring us money! "
To the question - why should I answer me: "Well, how! So you are some kind of Sasha. And so - part of the team! "
In short, I did not drink communism. Even a little money should be "producers" (according to their calculations). Well…. "I will retrain in the governor," as the Ostap Bender said. More precisely, I will build communism somewhere else. At least around itself. Or for money and prepaid.
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